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Messages - Kyle Rudolph

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Challenge
« on: March 22, 2012, 01:15:57 PM »
Do you even work?
Why yes. College student/active duty army/gymnastics coach/independently wealthy. What about you?

Do you even even?

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Socialize / Re: ive noticed something here....
« on: March 22, 2012, 01:14:42 PM »
Oh I don't hate, I'm a hippie, but if you'd like to stop talking stupid that'd make me happy.
Wait. Hippie with a job?

I am quite confused.

And actually, I don't even know you? Do you have a Facebook? I don't get on here much anymore. Because everyone is billy badass on a forum. For a hippie you sure seem like kind of a phaggot. Most hippies I ever met were pretty chill. You say I'm talking shit and talking stupid but I don't think I've ever even talked to you before.

Notsureiftroll.jpeg

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Socialize / Re: ive noticed something here....
« on: March 22, 2012, 01:13:19 PM »
I don't think Vetter is doing anything wrong. Kyle was insulting the general community because he thinks he's better than anyone else. Vetter probably has problems with assholes like that
Why so srs?

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Socialize / Re: ive noticed something here....
« on: March 22, 2012, 10:41:12 AM »
Like I thought, I spend 14 hours a day working, and still find time to practice, eat, sleep, hang out with my friends, and f#ck my fat girlfriend. Somehow you barely have enough time to work out let alone sleep, and all because you pretend to work.

I don't Anthony, I have to say these things to Kyle, because he talks out of his ass, his flabby gross ass.
Wait wut? Why you gotta be a player hater.

But hey, if you want to meet up off  the computer some time so that perhaps you can educate me what I'm doing wrong with my life I'd be happy to meet up with you.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Challenge
« on: March 22, 2012, 10:38:39 AM »
Behold!! The super Troll Powers of Kyle, Ryan and their monkey sidekick Daniel. With their powers combined they make... Suuuuper D-bag!!! Dududududa.

Just playing(No I'm not)

I Challange Daniel to do 50 rolls... Over his Dark Side. (Opposite shoulder then You usually use. Probably left)
Do you even trick?

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Socialize / Re: ive noticed something here....
« on: March 21, 2012, 06:08:11 PM »
The way you talk makes it seem like you abuse steroids.
Nah. I'm all natural. But I have access to them. Probably might when my test prod slows down at age 25-30 or so. But I'm at peak levels now. Why suppress HPTA atm?

I just bust my ass instead of being a skinny phaggot like 99% of the people here.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Challenge
« on: March 21, 2012, 06:05:43 PM »
Accepted, because I'm more manly than you, you gross monkey.
Didn't you settle for a fat chick to marry?

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Sometimes I think....
« on: March 21, 2012, 06:04:44 PM »
I just saw on your tag, Kyle that you mention being a student of a school in St. George. I just moved to St. George like 2 months ago. Are you living there?
Not Utah.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Challenge
« on: March 21, 2012, 12:01:29 AM »
Deadlift 1.5-2x your bw for 3 reps.

You f#cking pussies.

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The Chase suck. They really f#cking do.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Sometimes I think....
« on: March 20, 2012, 11:55:25 PM »
I just call myself Sonic The Hedgehog. All my movement is "Sonicing".

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Socialize / Re: ive noticed something here....
« on: March 20, 2012, 11:49:25 PM »
Because it's repetitive.

I've been here since like...'07. I rarely post anymore. All the helpful advice has been drained of me at this point.

There are tons of guys who still train that don't get on here anymore. Places like Facebook and shit really makes forums unnecessary at this point.

In addition, the discussions here are stale. You can only read so many, "How do I roll" or "My pk philosophy" topics before you throw up and headbutt your computer. New people come all the time and ask the same questions we've been getting for years now.

That's why people don't tend to stay on.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Well hello, Mr Arroyo
« on: March 20, 2012, 11:45:21 PM »
Dan has a hair fetish?

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: fractured humerus
« on: March 01, 2012, 08:09:50 AM »
Never. You actually have cancer.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Traceurs seemingly ahead of Police.
« on: January 25, 2012, 10:16:59 PM »
Yes, actually. Because evading an officer on foot is a crime. A class "A" misdemeanor, to be exact. [Penal Code Section 12.21, punishable by up to a year in jail or $4,000] Even before they arrest you. Merely under suspicion. And beyond that, it's also kina stupid.

Thanks, bro. I'll work a little harder now to try to help people to understand Parkour is a legitimate discipline that has respectful and mature individuals practicing it, who use the art for the betterment of themselves and others. I'll try not to mention you to avoid confusion.
Evading? Lolololol. What am I evading him for? I just decided to go for a spontaneous jog as far as I'm concerned.

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Socialize / Re: Maybe leaving
« on: January 21, 2012, 11:05:14 PM »
Kthxbai.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: First Parkour winter training help??
« on: January 20, 2012, 09:44:01 PM »
Spencer, you live in Northern Louisiana with me. It was 70 degrees today. Wtflol.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Traceurs seemingly ahead of Police.
« on: January 16, 2012, 09:24:17 PM »
The only thing that concerns me here more than our police offers learning bad body mechanics is the quickness of members of our community to be grateful for their misfortunate so that we could get away with crime in such an event. Really?

And to think, people wonder why Parkour struggles to become legitimized.
Did I ever say anything about committing crime? I just like to run away from police officers after making eye contact with them. It's a fun hobby.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: Traceurs seemingly ahead of Police.
« on: January 16, 2012, 03:49:54 PM »
Good.

Now I know I can always outrun them.

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Parkour And Freerunning / Re: tips on absorbing force?
« on: January 11, 2012, 10:51:04 PM »
Flex your leg. Flex your foot up so that the muscles around your tibia contract.

If there is no pain from that you don't have shin splints. Wouldn't worry about that from drops anyways. That's more of an overtraining thing in any case.

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