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Not Parkour or Freerunning => Socialize => Topic started by: Gabe Arnold on August 29, 2010, 08:47:29 PM

Title: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on August 29, 2010, 08:47:29 PM
ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION CONTEST v3.0!
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta bubble gum..."

The game is simple. I, the moderator/judge, will post a picture in this thread. You, the players, will look over the picture and give me the funniest, wittiest, most clever caption you can think of to go along with it. After a certain time limit I will judge the captions and decide who I think is the funniest. The winner gets a point and the next round begins. The one with the most points is the leader, and after enough rounds have passed, the leading total will be the winner. They will not all be video game pics but here is a pic and caption to give you an idea of what I mean...

(http://www.thunderboltgames.com/s/reviews/ps2/black_1.jpg)
>>EXAMPLE ONLY<<

Johnson scoffed at the refinery's rule against eating Taco Bell and working near open flames...he will be missed.


Here are the general guidelines and rules...

1) Only one submission per contestant per round. Editing a submission is allowed but only to tweak a word or two. Complete reversals of submissions will be disqualified, as will all entries if more than one is given at a time.
2) The idea is to be witty and funny. So keep it relatively short and concise: it is a caption after all, not a story.
3) Swearing and sexual innuendo is allowed in small doses. A *bleep* to make the line funnier is okay, or a reference to body parts is okay, but Rated R is way too far. As Muse would say, "Keep it PG-13."
4) Since I am the judge, here are some tips. I'm not a fan of internet humor for this contest. Things like >>LOL, FAIL, etc. are unoriginal. They've already been done. The more original or perfectly referenced (read: movies, music) the caption, the better.
5) The time limit for each round is roughly 24-36 hours.
6) I and I alone will judge, unless express permission is given to someone else.
7) If you want to comment on somebody's caption or lodge a complaint or anything else, do it within your post of submission. That way things don't get bogged down with useless posts. Let's keep it smooth and fun, okay guys and gals?
Here's the original game thread for reference. (http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php/topic,17428.0.html)<<

That's everything. If you have any questions feel free to PM them to me. And it's a game everyone, don't take anything seriously. LET'S BEGIN! The first picture please!


(http://www.cubed3.com/media/2007/January/jb/wiidriver2.jpg)
That's gonna leave a mark...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on August 29, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
which one is the first one?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on August 29, 2010, 08:59:32 PM
"Watch me balance this tire on my head!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Nicolai on August 29, 2010, 09:01:30 PM
"It was at this point, Gabe realized his mother's fears about his late-night sessions with GTA were finally realized."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on August 29, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
"Haha look at that blue bit in the sky!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jacob Carter on August 29, 2010, 10:46:08 PM
"The tragic aftermath of when my grandfather tried to drive."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: WoodlandGhillie on August 30, 2010, 06:58:00 AM
"HALT LARGE CHUNK OF METAL, IN THE NAME OF..." *gets bonked on head by tire*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on August 30, 2010, 07:17:12 AM
"Due to the arrogant policeman not paying for his meal, Restaurant & Bakery owner took justice in his own hands; gun to gas tank. And no one ever saw a 23 car again."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on August 30, 2010, 09:34:42 AM
"WHO LET THAT WOMAN DRIVE?!?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on August 30, 2010, 09:45:38 AM
"WHO LET THAT ASIAN WOMAN DRIVE?!?"
fix'd (too far? :P)
and
Ily
no homo
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on August 30, 2010, 09:59:55 AM
fix'd (too far? :P)

maybe a lil too much mumu
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on August 30, 2010, 11:52:43 AM
"And this is why the police force doesn't let female officers drive."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on August 30, 2010, 07:51:57 PM
WINNER!

"Watch me balance this tire on my head!"

Might have been more impressive if he hadn't killed everybody first.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 1

ROUND 2 BEGIN!
(http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2001/images/memento.jpg)
What's the story with the Polaroid?
ADD IT!

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on August 30, 2010, 07:55:43 PM
"Check out my new Pokemon card!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on August 30, 2010, 08:00:43 PM
"Officer! This was snapped at the scene of the crime! The townspeople call it 'your mom'. What could it mean?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on August 30, 2010, 08:05:54 PM
"Ma'am, do you know how many fishes are in that picture? One. In my pants."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on August 30, 2010, 08:07:28 PM
"BADASS, YOUR DOING IT WRONG"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on August 30, 2010, 08:20:06 PM
"Heck yes, I am a gangsta."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on August 30, 2010, 08:43:05 PM
Brad Pit impersonation... doing it ok.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jacob Carter on August 30, 2010, 10:00:55 PM
"If you see this creature avoid it, I think it may have given me AIDS"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on August 30, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
Sunglasses, he needs them.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on August 30, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Your mom: yeah, she looks like a whale.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on August 31, 2010, 07:13:10 AM
If you stare at it long enough, it'll double in size.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on August 31, 2010, 03:06:17 PM
I'm sorry sir, but I think we found your car.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on August 31, 2010, 03:16:03 PM
Want a sexy haircut like mine?  Here's my barber:
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on August 31, 2010, 05:15:45 PM
WINNER!

"Check out my new Pokemon card!"

Honda Civic-mon?

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 1
Run_jump_destroy - 1

ROUND 3 BEGIN!
(http://www.gamershell.com/static/screenshots/5048/99808_full.jpg)
Medieval coat rack?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on August 31, 2010, 05:25:06 PM
I remember that game! None the less.

Na man, I think you're stuck.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on August 31, 2010, 05:38:35 PM
Never bring a dagger to a sword fight.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on August 31, 2010, 09:34:42 PM
Walls. You can get skewered on them.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 01, 2010, 02:14:56 AM
Hey what is that...what the hell, I'm gonna poke it.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: WoodlandGhillie on September 01, 2010, 04:04:17 AM
Watchoo lookin' at Ork?!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 01, 2010, 04:07:22 AM
Scrawny white guard vs. beast native indian man?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 01, 2010, 04:40:46 AM
"Who let Martha Stewart play with the kitchen knives again?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Nicolai on September 01, 2010, 06:30:56 AM
"Success. Using my 1337 parcore skillz, I'll hop off this sword and surprise him... Wait, why won't this come out...?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tanner O'Donnell on September 01, 2010, 06:44:09 AM
"Maybe we should have a safe word..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 01, 2010, 07:00:59 AM
"Maybe we should have a safe word..."
ok... i lol'd
xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on September 01, 2010, 07:28:39 AM
oh crap hes dead, did anyone see?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 01, 2010, 09:28:47 AM
He He. Who's Batman now, sucker?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 01, 2010, 05:18:31 PM
Hey check out my new Zelda Tattoo.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 01, 2010, 06:08:34 PM
After a lot of hard work Abercrombie and Fitch decided to release their new clothing line: sword-in-chest-severe-bleeding...  clothes.  Death included.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 01, 2010, 11:26:22 PM
WINNER!

"Maybe we should have a safe word..."

Use banana. Everyone loves bananas. (I was torn between this one and the Martha Stewart joke)

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 1
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1

ROUND 4!

(http://gamescore.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/metal-gear-solid-1.jpg)
...Are abs like that even possible?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 01, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
Snape Snape Severus Snape
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 02, 2010, 02:05:45 AM
Julie...will you marry me?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on September 02, 2010, 04:51:04 AM
Oh crap, he's gonna see me! If only I could find an inconspicuous cardboard box to hide under.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: WoodlandGhillie on September 02, 2010, 05:30:15 AM
Otacon! I need a box!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 02, 2010, 07:35:44 AM
-cough cough-You want a hit too man?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tanner O'Donnell on September 02, 2010, 08:18:00 AM
*Is looking at map* phew, good thing no enemy's are here... *looks up* "Oh shi-"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tex__ on September 02, 2010, 08:26:55 AM
no one will notice me here.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 02, 2010, 11:39:12 AM
Snape Snape Severus Snape

Fox I love you! :)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 02, 2010, 11:54:12 AM
"You cops just can't leave a homeless fella' eat his rations in peace anymore."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 02, 2010, 12:01:06 PM
Freddy vs Jason, 2020 remake
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 02, 2010, 05:26:15 PM
COME ON! I HAVE to have a cardboard box in my pocket somewhere!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 02, 2010, 07:31:23 PM
Sir, if I could please have you sign this petition, I would...sir. sir! Put the gun down.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 03, 2010, 11:29:49 PM
WINNER!

-cough cough-You want a hit too man?

Those are cigarettes, right Snake...?

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 1
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1

ROUND 5!
(http://www.newportbeachpersonaltraining.com/images/parkour2.jpg)
Late for work I guess...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 04, 2010, 12:09:30 AM
Where are the trees?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 04, 2010, 05:28:39 AM
HARDCORE PARKOUR
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 04, 2010, 05:59:52 AM
Growing bored with typical parkour, PKGen tries its hand at human frogger.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: solinvictusbc on September 04, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
"Now why would a businessman dress in Running-shoes? So unprofessional!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 04, 2010, 08:30:25 AM
Feeling confident, the CEO jumped on the opportunity before it could escape.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 04, 2010, 08:36:44 AM
Aw crap, gotta fart.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 04, 2010, 10:24:27 AM
"Just flying above your heads, take no notice..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 04, 2010, 03:28:07 PM
In a few moments, another Indiana Jones wannabe will fail the air-walking challenge.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 04, 2010, 10:20:54 PM
"Testing out the corporate parkour suit."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 05, 2010, 09:22:11 AM
At Geico, we bring you our new Traceur Insurance for those days when the car just wont make it on time...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 06, 2010, 09:06:31 AM
WINNER!

Growing bored with typical parkour, PKGen tries its hand at human frogger.

Watch out for the floating logs section, it can be a real pain. And we now have our first official points leader!

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1

NEXT ROUND!

(http://grandtheftautoboss.com/images/grand_theft_auto_3_lr_1.jpg)
Kiss, kiss. Bang, bang.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 06, 2010, 09:25:52 AM
Grand theft auto 4: you're doing it wrong
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 06, 2010, 09:39:23 AM
For the lack of a huge magnifying glass, Moe used an AK-47 instead.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 06, 2010, 10:24:06 AM
"I've been up here for four straight hours trying gun down that annoying yellow taxi cab, but somehow, someway, my bullets disappear after fifty feet..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 06, 2010, 11:00:22 AM
Sniping. You're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 06, 2010, 11:09:32 AM
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hold this gun with blocks for hands?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 06, 2010, 12:47:18 PM
Elvis goes bad...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 06, 2010, 01:09:01 PM
PK gone bad: Roof jumping and AK-47s.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 06, 2010, 01:34:37 PM
PK gone bad: Roof jumping and AK-47s.
I think that's PK gone good :P
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 06, 2010, 02:49:58 PM
Little did Scarface know, there was another guy just like him on the next balcony up.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 06, 2010, 10:13:44 PM
"Just stand still! That things so inaccurate the only way it's the only way to not get hit!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 07, 2010, 11:35:58 AM
WINNER!

Elvis goes bad...

The king ain't dead, but that poor sucker definitely is.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1

NEXT ROUND!

(http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/701/701492/tomb-raider-legend-20060412052052921.jpg)
This outta be a good one, get creative!


PS - Things like "You're doing it wrong" are most likely not going to win. That's Internet humor, it's already been done, and therefore to me not as funny.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 07, 2010, 01:34:28 PM
SHOULD HAVE CONDITIONED BEFORE GOING ON ROOFTOPS!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 07, 2010, 01:56:25 PM
Me? Falling? Naw, I'm just practicing cats.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 07, 2010, 07:09:10 PM
"Wasn't I in a tomb before... The hell am I in a city for.... Ugh."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 07, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
It's a good thing nobody ever looks up...wait. What's that guy doing in the window?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 07, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
Insane workout videos: getting results through ridiculous measures.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 08, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
How did Gabe find this picture of me?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Nicolai on September 08, 2010, 11:36:52 AM
How did Gabe find this picture of me?

I quit...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 08, 2010, 02:46:52 PM
After two grueling hours of searching for the best spot, Christina realized that intercity camping just wasn't her thing.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 08, 2010, 09:19:32 PM
WINNER!

How did Gabe find this picture of me?

The better question is, where did you get that dress?

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1

NEXT ROUND!

(http://image.automotive.com/f/images/9552365+pheader/0612_sccp_01_z+x_games_12+rally_car_crash.jpg)
Talk about ice water in your veins...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 08, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
"Just another day on the job." ~ the man standing there calm.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on September 09, 2010, 05:22:25 AM
Quite a turnout at this years demolition derby. We have almost 3 spectators. That's 2 more than last year.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 09, 2010, 05:32:21 AM
$20 that guy's a gym teacher
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Nicolai on September 09, 2010, 05:33:42 AM
Whoo, this almost ended badly.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 09, 2010, 06:21:14 AM
Mark finally learns to sleep standing up.  Kudos, Mark.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 09, 2010, 07:49:29 AM
BOOM! headshot?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 09, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Insurance fraud.... taken too far.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 09, 2010, 12:33:59 PM
Hey, Sandman finally learned NOT to stand next to the rotating blades with sand.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Macgyver 0. on September 09, 2010, 02:43:39 PM
Quote
Hey, Sandman finally learned NOT to stand next to the rotating blades with sand.


.......um.......
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 09, 2010, 02:49:37 PM
Needless to say, Jack's brakes worked a little too well...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 09, 2010, 07:04:16 PM
Kenny Powers laughs at your car crash.  You shoulda worn TUBES.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 09, 2010, 08:34:34 PM
Calm Guy: What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 10, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
WINNER!

Needless to say, Jack's brakes worked a little too well...

Trust the Midas touch indeed.

LEADER BOARD
LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
imarunescapian - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/582/582656/the-punisher-20050125030258266.jpg)
O.o
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 10, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
The newest Olivia Newton-John "Physical" music video concept
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 10, 2010, 03:06:43 PM
While going about the normal business of raping people's spines, Tom couldn't help but wonder why the blue plate on the table wasn't falling onto the floor.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 10, 2010, 03:19:13 PM
When mark couldn't learn the macaco, john resorted to aggressive measures.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 10, 2010, 08:25:08 PM
Chiropractor: Not for everybody
or
Military Twister training just got better
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 10, 2010, 11:15:40 PM
John is forced to perfect his bridge position for kip ups.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 10, 2010, 11:47:51 PM
"For the love of god if you don't spot me right..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 11, 2010, 03:28:10 AM
"That's right, buck your hips and posture up to avoid the wrench arm triangle choke.  Pay no attention to the saw.  Trust me; this is why I'm the Jiu-Jitsu black belt."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 11, 2010, 04:15:59 AM
I don't get it... Why doesn't he want to be sawed in half?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 12, 2010, 10:38:28 AM
"I said, LEFT FOOT GRAY AND RIGHT FOOT BLACK SAW!!! When will you learn to play DangerTwister properly?!?!?!"


(By the way Gabe, I changed my display name from imarunescapian to Seth L; I just figured out that I could do that : D)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 12, 2010, 04:13:18 PM
WINNER!

"That's right, buck your hips and posture up to avoid the wrench arm triangle choke. Pay no attention to the saw. Trust me; this is why I'm the Jiu-Jitsu black belt."

Cue the training montage.

LEADER BOARD
LEADER BOARD
LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/105999-AWWW.jpg)
See above caption.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 12, 2010, 04:17:31 PM
"See MJ, look at my hands. See where they are?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 12, 2010, 04:17:52 PM
Traceur and Tracuse: Dates on a rooftop
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 12, 2010, 05:09:59 PM
"You do know there's a ledge right behind me, right?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 12, 2010, 05:38:14 PM
mmmphhhmmmphmmlll mphhmmmllll mmmphhh
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 12, 2010, 05:42:00 PM
Everyone gets one.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 12, 2010, 06:19:40 PM
Well umm ok if you insist.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Wilson on September 12, 2010, 06:54:58 PM
Eeew, you're getting my mask all dirty!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 12, 2010, 09:02:09 PM
EW COOTIES!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 13, 2010, 12:28:40 PM
Super hero masks - taking the brown paper bag to the next level
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 13, 2010, 01:01:46 PM
I can't even attempt to caption this after you guys have.
I swear I had something until I read some of those. >.<
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 13, 2010, 02:31:26 PM
I can't even attempt to caption this after you guys have.
I swear I had something until I read some of those. >.<

I've felt like that for the last couple pictures. :) At least I got to post the first one for this picture. :P
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 13, 2010, 04:27:33 PM
I can't even attempt to caption this after you guys have.
I swear I had something until I read some of those. >.<


you should give it a go anyways; I could use a good teehee! =)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 13, 2010, 05:07:17 PM
"Some heroes have all the luck," Batman cries softly from the next roof over. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on September 14, 2010, 06:00:12 AM
So does that mean It's okay to touch your ass?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 14, 2010, 07:15:29 AM
WINNER!

Everyone gets one.

Unfortunately, some of us have to settle for She-Hulk instead. Lots of second placers here, who's gonna pull ahead?

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://s2.hubimg.com/u/1397409_f496.jpg)
Wooden stages: comfier than they look.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 14, 2010, 07:37:55 AM
"For the last time, putting Rohypnol in the lead singer's pre-show vodka club is NOT FUNNY!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 14, 2010, 08:38:13 AM
"Even he thinks the concerts are boring".
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 14, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
6 shows a week... 6 bottles a day
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Woodstock: The blue acid WAS bad, man!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 14, 2010, 02:57:45 PM
Woodstock: The blue acid WAS bad, man!

okay just for the record, I was gonna make a reference to the blue acid too so KUDOS to my ocarina buddy for gettin it before me
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kyle Waite on September 14, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
Falling asleep during a zombie apocalypse can NEVER end well...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on September 14, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
who wants to raid her changing room?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Wilson on September 15, 2010, 02:16:31 PM
"Aw shit, I missed..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 15, 2010, 02:33:37 PM
Man in front: "Is he dead?"

Someone in the back: "POKE HIM!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 15, 2010, 03:27:56 PM
Crowd Member looking over the edge of the stage: "Umm...Anyone have a way to cure narcolepsy?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 15, 2010, 04:09:53 PM
If you remember Woodstock you weren't there.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 15, 2010, 07:14:46 PM
Panda Productions is pleased to present man sleeping in fetal position on stage.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 16, 2010, 06:45:51 AM
WINNER!

Woodstock: The blue acid WAS bad, man!

Whatever doesn't kill you...makes you really, really sleepy.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://steamreview.org/wp-content/images/triton/prey_idontevenknowwhattocallthis.jpg)
What the fu--? Good luck with this one guys.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 16, 2010, 10:49:25 AM
I refuse to comment on something that doesn't have punctuation >:D.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 16, 2010, 01:10:19 PM
Child Pr0n
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 16, 2010, 02:49:15 PM
What is this I don't even
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on September 16, 2010, 03:28:39 PM
A picture of Sarah Palin
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 16, 2010, 03:41:11 PM
Matt Drudge had issues learning HTML in the early days of his news career.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 16, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
Must've been something about rick astley.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 16, 2010, 05:02:15 PM
Oh jeez, sorry guys. Didn't realize that pic wouldn't show up, it worked fine on my computer.

Disregard the last round. Here we go again!

(http://finalfantasy-xiii.net/news/data/upimages/sep10fam_2.jpg)
Cut, cut, cut! Can we get a translation in here please!?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 16, 2010, 05:27:22 PM
Coming soon in the final season of LOST: Michael and Walt find themselves lost on another island, this time in a Japanese RPG game.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 16, 2010, 05:32:17 PM
Michael Jackson, the younger years.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jacob Carter on September 16, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
The shocking truth has just been revealed. Sazh, is actually a Catholic priest.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 16, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
No son I don't know why there are giant glowing colorful acorns behind me. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Reluien aka James Mudd on September 17, 2010, 03:32:29 AM
no this is not burger king! you cannot have it your way!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on September 17, 2010, 07:21:54 AM
Dont worry Son i just want that Kuriboh on your head
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 17, 2010, 08:13:47 AM
I WILL GRAPE YOU
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 17, 2010, 12:42:40 PM
I WILL GRAPE YOU


LOL
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 17, 2010, 02:32:21 PM
This is not the evening I had planned...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on September 17, 2010, 03:44:39 PM
"On second thought, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 18, 2010, 05:28:06 AM
The girl is thinking "That should've been me."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 18, 2010, 06:40:19 AM
"On second thought, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."
WIN
The girl is thinking "That should've been me."
SUPER WIN

I like this round
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 18, 2010, 06:50:34 AM
WINNER!

"On second thought, this is EXACTLY what it looks like."

Sounds like the beginning to a great fan faction if you ask me.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Andrew Hull -1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0728-inception-still-box-office/8389811-1-eng-US/0728-inception-still-box-office_full_600.jpg)
THAT can't be good...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: -Nick-Jansen- on September 18, 2010, 06:56:25 AM
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 18, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
"Next, on "When Inception Goes Horribly Wrong..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 18, 2010, 07:36:44 AM
Kyle Rudolph was here.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 18, 2010, 11:40:09 AM
WTF I thought the earth was flat.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 18, 2010, 12:01:24 PM
Yes!!! Finally a little action around here.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kyle Waite on September 18, 2010, 12:53:47 PM
You divided by zero, didn't you?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 18, 2010, 02:33:50 PM
OK who was the prick who put the fish eye lens on the camera?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: midnight46 on September 18, 2010, 07:37:49 PM
ITS A BIRD!...ITS A PLANE!.............nope thats a city



Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on September 18, 2010, 08:07:34 PM
I can see my building from here! Wait....
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 18, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
See? I TOLD you the Russians were up to something!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 18, 2010, 08:56:02 PM
So if that upside-down street fell on your head, would your death be considered by a crush or a fall? MIND IS BLOWN!  :O
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on September 18, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
Unlimited power and a woman STILL manages to mess up traffic.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 18, 2010, 10:24:10 PM
"I told you your mother needed a diet..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 19, 2010, 06:06:27 AM
this is turning into another fun round that I will be sitting out of >.>
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 19, 2010, 12:49:07 PM
Unlimited power and a woman STILL manages to mess up traffic.
Dude. You. Just. Made. Me. Laugh. Out. Loud. Loudly.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 19, 2010, 05:33:43 PM
WINNER!
Unlimited power and a woman STILL manages to mess up traffic.

I was torn by this and FreeStyleFox's, too bad I can't pick two.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8052/uncharted2amongthieves2e.jpg)
Guess that's no to dinner and a movie, huh?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 19, 2010, 05:41:57 PM
"I forget one anniversary and you want to shoot me! Okay more like five but still!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 19, 2010, 05:57:24 PM
You feelin' lucky, punk?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 19, 2010, 05:59:31 PM
"I guess it's that time of the month, right?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 19, 2010, 06:00:39 PM
Is that a .45 or are you just happy to see me.
*Bang
Nope .45
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on September 19, 2010, 06:02:04 PM
"I mean NO! NO that holster does not make you look fat!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 19, 2010, 06:17:51 PM
WINNER!

Those are cigarettes, right Snake...?

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 1
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1

ROUND 5!
(http://www.newportbeachpersonaltraining.com/images/parkour2.jpg)
Late for work I guess...
ADD IT!
I know this is an old one, but you don't take hits off of cigarettes, you take drags of of them. =P
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 19, 2010, 06:19:53 PM
WINNER!
I was torn by this and FreeStyleFox's, too bad I can't pick two.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8052/uncharted2amongthieves2e.jpg)
Guess that's no to dinner and a movie, huh?
ADD IT!
"Look at my whore! My whore is amazing! Give her a lick! Now she's going guns blazing!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 19, 2010, 06:30:13 PM
"I guess it's that time of the month, right?"
No joke, I was going to say this xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 20, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
The NRA's latest attempt at "encouraging" people to renew their memberships.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 20, 2010, 09:30:32 AM
I'm guessing you weren't a fan of my last movie then?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on September 20, 2010, 01:56:21 PM
Gimme your pants.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: midnight46 on September 20, 2010, 01:59:49 PM
o shit, wat did she find out about this time ???
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 20, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
No joke, I was going to say this xD

Great minds think alike. :)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 20, 2010, 05:59:23 PM
That is the worst punchline I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 21, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
WINNER!
"I guess it's that time of the month, right?"

Take my advice Drake: pack your duffel bag, get a hotel room, order a beer. It's gonna be a long week.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mythbusters-video-gallery-hollywood-explosion.jpg)
BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 21, 2010, 07:45:23 PM
Cool guys don't look at explosions.
or
Told you I could help you with your dive rolls!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 21, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
Thats what you get for wearing a stupid cowboy hat.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tanner O'Donnell on September 21, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
Let's face it, Indian Jones is not in his prime anymore... 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 21, 2010, 09:44:47 PM
Obvious culprit is obvious.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 21, 2010, 11:32:41 PM
"What are you talking about? He's the one running from the scene of the crime. This TNT trigger here proves nothing!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on September 22, 2010, 02:27:30 AM
Aaaaannnnddd JAZZ HANDS!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 22, 2010, 10:46:21 AM
"Junior, where are you going?  Don't you realize the TNT is mightier than the sword?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 22, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
"So, you up for a drink at the pub later if we're not dead by then?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 22, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
What do you mean we blew up the wrong building? 9866!!! I thought the adress said 9986. Shit i held the paper upside down. And there are civilians inside. Ughh i feel another law suit coming.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 23, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
Goddamn pebbles. I keep tripping over them.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 23, 2010, 08:16:32 PM
WINNER!
Goddamn pebbles. I keep tripping over them.

Pebbles...deadlier than bears. There were a lot of great entries this time but Shay's last minute zinger won me over.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://images.publicradio.org/content/2009/01/09/20090109_wrestler_33.jpg)
Nipples that could cut glass, man.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 23, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
"Think happy thoughts think happy thoughts happy sparkly thought."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 23, 2010, 08:42:57 PM
"Yo. The 80's are back."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 23, 2010, 09:00:57 PM
WINNER!
Pebbles...deadlier than bears. There were a lot of great entries this time but Shay's last minute zinger won me over.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
G.Jackson - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://images.publicradio.org/content/2009/01/09/20090109_wrestler_33.jpg)
Nipples that could cut glass, man.
ADD IT!

"GIVE ME THE KLONDIKE BAR!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 23, 2010, 11:07:32 PM
Great Scott! I must stop the flux capacitor from working!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on September 24, 2010, 08:18:18 AM
"I WILL LAND THIS KONG!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 24, 2010, 12:46:50 PM
FOR NARNIA!!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 24, 2010, 02:06:45 PM
Why are there no parachutes on the airplane?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 24, 2010, 02:14:55 PM
FOR NARNIA!!!!!

I was totally thinking that.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on September 24, 2010, 05:17:49 PM
I really got to POOO
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 25, 2010, 08:52:36 PM
WINNER!
Great Scott! I must stop the flux capacitor from working!

Okay, this one made me crack up laughing when I imagined the Doc's face from Back to the Future.
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/8659/docbrown.jpg)
See? :D

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1

3-way tie for first, who's gonna take it?!

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.talltalestruetales.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/goonies.jpg)
What ARE they looking at...?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 25, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Early days of pornography.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 25, 2010, 09:58:08 PM
NOT IN THIS ONE FOR THE WIN BUT...
IMO...
NightHawks family portrait
from left: Aldarion, Tex, Mumu, Jake

PLEASE tell me someone else sees it >.>
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 26, 2010, 04:25:33 AM
So which one of us gets the golden ticket?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on September 26, 2010, 05:21:02 AM
No for real guys He promised there would be candy.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 26, 2010, 05:43:02 AM
Wow your mom is hot.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 26, 2010, 05:54:02 AM
NOT IN THIS ONE FOR THE WIN BUT...
IMO...
NightHawks family portrait
from left: Aldarion, Tex, Mumu, Jake

PLEASE tell me someone else sees it >.>
holy shit...
now that you mention it :o
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 26, 2010, 08:47:44 AM
The scroll read: "Georges Hébert, 1923. Dear Journal: During my meditation today, I have came upon the conclusion that flips are parkour." Timmy, being an avid purist, angrily obliterated the scroll into lost history.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 26, 2010, 10:00:17 AM
xD hazim
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 26, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
"You see, we really are only pretending to concentrate on this old piece of paper we have pulled up so you can't see what we are doing.  N-nothing dirty of course..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 26, 2010, 11:00:14 AM
"Guys, did we really have to steal that homeless guy's "Will Work For Food" sign?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on September 26, 2010, 12:04:59 PM
Hey look its Remus, James, Sirius, and Peter in the early days of the Marauders.

(Yay for Harry Potter! :P)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 26, 2010, 12:59:21 PM
While the rest look unamused, the child on the far left seems to have found an ancient cupcake recipe.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 26, 2010, 04:22:05 PM
"So that's what a vagina looks like...I think I'm gonna be gay."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 26, 2010, 09:30:05 PM
It's a recipe for fudge? I thought you said a TREASURE map!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 26, 2010, 09:57:47 PM
OVER 9000 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 27, 2010, 06:55:52 PM
WINNER!

The scroll read: "Georges Hébert, 1923. Dear Journal: During my meditation today, I have came upon the conclusion that flips are parkour." Timmy, being an avid purist, angrily obliterated the scroll into lost history.

And the Illuminati Traceurs have kept it a secret ever since. Somebody better get Nicholas Cage or Tom Hanks on this...

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Seth L. - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://playstationlifestyle.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tekken-6.jpg)
I see London, I see France.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 27, 2010, 06:59:02 PM
Now do me good or i'll kick your ass.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 27, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
"But honey! All I did was forget our anniversary!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on September 27, 2010, 07:35:08 PM
540 kick.... Doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on September 28, 2010, 03:51:48 AM
Upskirt shot - reminds me of my sister
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on September 28, 2010, 04:22:25 AM
Left Leg kick lands your opponent in the hospital.  Right leg kick makes you the butt of internet jokes for years to come.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 28, 2010, 04:54:59 AM
Due to recent paparazzi Brittney Spears took up martial arts. After beating up many paparazzi they retaliated with a Crotch shot for MMA magazine as well as the tabloids. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 28, 2010, 01:40:43 PM
"Maybe if I close my eyes..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on September 29, 2010, 01:12:14 PM
"Is your leg supposed to bend like that?!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 29, 2010, 01:27:49 PM
My triceps are cooler than your legs.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on September 29, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
Look down. Look back up. My abs have caught your leg.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on September 29, 2010, 04:58:02 PM
Courtney Love is back off the wagon.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on September 29, 2010, 06:00:31 PM
WINNER!

"Is your leg supposed to bend like that?!"

That would be the first thing Jin from Tekken would notice.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2721/mirrorsedge2.jpg)
Worker's compensation claim in 3...2...1...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on September 29, 2010, 06:15:41 PM
Surprise?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on September 29, 2010, 06:36:59 PM
F*KING LAGG!!!1!!!1!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on September 29, 2010, 06:48:30 PM
The guard doesn't even notice the painting of the girl on the wall.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on September 29, 2010, 06:55:57 PM
2 days later, Parkour was banned in that city.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xiras on September 29, 2010, 07:37:15 PM
"left foot, right foot, left foot,right foot"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on September 29, 2010, 08:15:27 PM
"FALCON KICK!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on September 30, 2010, 07:29:05 AM
I see you there, I just can't take you seriously with one half glove on.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Intern on September 30, 2010, 12:46:29 PM
 uh guys? guys?! i....im stuck call someone! call anyone wait no a scientist....call a scientist... NOWWW!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on September 30, 2010, 04:01:35 PM
Crap...I'm about to kick that solid iron pole aren't I?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on September 30, 2010, 04:09:28 PM
Faiths greatest weapon is her stealth the way she stalks her targ .... FAITH I SAID STEALTH!!! CRAP cut.....
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on October 01, 2010, 02:23:20 AM
"Mirror's Edge is just a game, huh?  I'll show you..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 01, 2010, 10:16:39 AM
I'll need new shoes really soon...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 01, 2010, 10:25:38 AM
Barrel roll... Do one to ovoid missiles.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 01, 2010, 07:00:11 PM
WINNER!

F*KING LAGG!!!1!!!1!!!

Good thing that never happens to Neo.

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://all-movie-goofs.info/wp-content/uploads/training-day-movie-still-2.jpg)
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 01, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
"Oh sure, it's always the black guy with the gun."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 01, 2010, 10:33:50 PM
"You mean I have to clean up all these bodies now??  C'mon!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 02, 2010, 07:36:49 AM
"carmas a b#tch...heheheh.." says the grim reaper in the background
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: James Cavin on October 02, 2010, 08:09:19 AM
"Who are you callin' a Cootie Queen you LINT LICKER!?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 02, 2010, 12:52:51 PM
"You do know the guy behind us just saw all that, right?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on October 02, 2010, 03:47:28 PM
"You're just gonna leave this here? I don't want to come out into the alleyway to see this crap."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 02, 2010, 05:56:06 PM
What would you do for a klondike bar?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 02, 2010, 07:52:13 PM
He put the accessory in accessory to murder. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on October 03, 2010, 10:28:15 AM
Wtf man he only asked for a dollar.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kendy on October 03, 2010, 10:51:16 AM
"Dude where's my car?!?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on October 03, 2010, 11:52:06 AM
Did you..Did you really just PISTOL WHIP those two guys for no reason?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 03, 2010, 04:33:28 PM
You said I could be the bad cop this time!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 03, 2010, 05:01:43 PM
Where ya going?! There's no kitchen that way!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 03, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
Where ya going?! There's no kitchen that way!!
Fox that doesn't make sense... It's not a woman
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 03, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
Fox that doesn't make sense... It's not a woman
ahahahaha, ahahahaha, ahaha, aha...aha  :-Sarcasm xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 04, 2010, 02:36:00 AM
Fox that doesn't make sense... It's not a woman
Why are there no female drivers? Either there is no highway from the kitchen to the bedroom or they are tracuses.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 04, 2010, 01:20:20 PM
I'm so screwed but that was fun
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 04, 2010, 02:51:52 PM
Fox that doesn't make sense... It's not a woman

But Denzel Washington is a woman.... (http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/3500/Denzel-Washington--3634.jpg)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 04, 2010, 03:43:01 PM
what is seen cannot be unseen :o
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 04, 2010, 08:42:30 PM
WINNER!

You said I could be the bad cop this time!

This is nothing, you should see them argue while playing "House" together. Andrew nets two wins in a row, let's see if he gets the hat trick!

PS - Fox, you get one million awesome points for that pic. You're welcome.


LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
FreeStyleFox - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__mokxbTmuJM/TDZbBlK0MzI/AAAAAAAAFLw/V6C0bVIAyxk/s1600/jaws.jpg)
Hungry lil fella?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 04, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
Raoul Duke (from Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas): [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats sharks, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 04, 2010, 09:01:24 PM
Last time he forgot to show up, a shark was floating upside-down, motionless.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on October 05, 2010, 03:53:21 AM
Now, ya see here, the best way to catch one of these things is to- HOLY SH*T!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 05, 2010, 04:33:48 AM
This is nothing. I've seen your mom.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 05, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
*psst*Look at this guy he's back again. "Hey I told you, you CAN'T smoke underwater it doesn't work!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 05, 2010, 07:21:09 AM
Also (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/00146qtx.gif) Sorry had to do it.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 05, 2010, 10:50:07 AM
I hope this guy does not see me..... i want his arm
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on October 05, 2010, 11:06:20 AM
Smoking enforcement overseas.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 05, 2010, 11:15:44 AM
Smoking enforcement overseas.

win
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 05, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
I know it's behind me, bro. Just keeping looking tough.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 05, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Animal Kingdom's version of Photo Bombing.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 05, 2010, 07:32:57 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 06, 2010, 12:37:04 PM
"Don't worry, my cigarette smoke coupled with sheer awesomeness will protect me."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on October 06, 2010, 05:58:05 PM
Yeah this is my pet shark. His name is Marrion, but don't you dare say "Isn't that a girl's name?" Its not recommended.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 06, 2010, 07:11:55 PM
Yeah this is my pet shark. His name is Marrion, but don't you dare say "Isn't that a girl's name?" Its not recommended.

Kung pow reference?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 07, 2010, 02:58:09 AM
WAIT!
Got a better one...
"Reminds me of my ex-wife" (/russian accent from Nazi Zombies in COD5)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 07, 2010, 09:36:27 PM
WINNER!

Raoul Duke (from Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas): [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats sharks, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

"This is bat country..." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY)

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8153/batmanarkhamasylumsteal.jpg)
Turn that frown upside down.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 07, 2010, 09:43:26 PM
Poor batman has resorted to pickpocketing and identity fraud.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 07, 2010, 09:45:49 PM
The new Gotham City, NeoTokyo take that clown gang.  Not even Akira can stand up to batman.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on October 08, 2010, 02:50:42 AM
What the hell is that thing hanging from the ceiling!?!?...Oh. Nevermind, it's probably just a bat.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Elijah M on October 08, 2010, 07:11:16 AM
This is Tiny Shotgun Police. Come from Ceiling dressed like bat. :D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on October 08, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
BLEND IN! THINK CAMOUFLAGE!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 08, 2010, 12:06:57 PM
Hey bro, when I'm done with these curl ups... wanna spot me?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 08, 2010, 01:18:05 PM
Pancake mix. That guy ain't got none.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 08, 2010, 01:22:57 PM
Pancake mix. That guy ain't got none.
lol

Quote
“Shh! Undercover, yo. You gotta blend in with your surroundings, you know. You gotta be part of the landscape. Ow!”
-Skidz (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 08, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
Pending Lawsuits... Batman has them.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 08, 2010, 02:31:20 PM
Oh look I get first blood!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on October 08, 2010, 08:32:07 PM
It's a known fact that the ears on Batman's hood are actually knives. Good night.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 09, 2010, 08:15:58 AM
Batman: "....I called shotgun first."
*neck snap*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 09, 2010, 08:53:34 AM
(Deep guttural voice)

Hey clown, mind switching the anti-gravity off for a second?  Thanks.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 09, 2010, 10:16:07 AM
Batman: Wow it's a member of the bald practitioner association.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 09, 2010, 12:35:07 PM
Batman: Wow it's a member of the bald practitioner association.
win...he has to choose this one xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 09, 2010, 05:59:16 PM
Batman: Quit reading backlogs of forum posts and train with me.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on October 10, 2010, 07:14:53 AM
"That's strange. Why isn't my cape hanging down like it should be?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Intern on October 10, 2010, 07:31:54 AM
Batman:...Heh, I see england I see france...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: EpicMovement on October 10, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
Sheesh, these costumes the boss makes us wear are horrible. I wish someone would put me out of my misery.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 10, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
WINNER!

Poor batman has resorted to pickpocketing and identity fraud.

He's a grunt, come on Bats, he doesn't even have a name tag.
Also, Patrick Witbrod, you get a point for the amazing reference. Although, I've spoken with the other members of the BPA and...I'm afraid that member had to be let go. Scary clown face paint? Sooooo unoriginal.


LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Patrick Witbrod - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VC1-4SzXKF0/hqdefault.jpg)
Puppy dog eyes...they don't always work.
ADD IT!

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Austin"Yoshi" on October 10, 2010, 11:54:22 AM
look me in the eyes....and tell me im not the cutest damn filthy western hobo you ever did see :(
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 10, 2010, 02:52:56 PM
Black Dizzy from Gears of War 2
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 10, 2010, 03:58:13 PM
It was for a...ummm...improve class... we're supposed to act like dogs in public. All I did was sniff your crotch, and see look puppy dog eyes!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 10, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
The last game of Humans vs. Zombies
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 10, 2010, 05:08:17 PM
Heeey there Southpaw.


(You get it?  He's a leftie?  Ahahahaha!!!  I just kill myself sometimes XD )
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 10, 2010, 06:59:09 PM
Natural 20... you don't miss.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on October 10, 2010, 07:52:04 PM
"DAMMIT JOHN! Why didn't you tell me that was your wife BEFORE it happened?!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 10, 2010, 08:54:30 PM
Natural 20... you don't miss.

Unless the DM hates you. Rocks fall and everyone dies.

But enough about that.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 11, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
It's cause I'm black :-\
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 11, 2010, 07:36:35 AM
It's cause I'm black :-\
  he's not black tho... just dirty...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 11, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
GIVE ME THE F***G MONEY
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on October 11, 2010, 06:27:00 PM
You got some dirt on your head, here lemme get that for you.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: EpicMovement on October 11, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
That puppy dog face only means one thing. Someone is about to die, and it's not going to be him.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 11, 2010, 07:02:47 PM
Say it ain't so Bert. Say it ain't so.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 11, 2010, 07:30:00 PM
Say it ain't so Bert. Say it ain't so.
You win.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 11, 2010, 07:53:16 PM
but mawwwwwmmm...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 12, 2010, 08:54:41 PM
WINNER!

You got some dirt on your head, here lemme get that for you.

Looks like a lot of dirt, better use a bigger caliber.
Fox, you would have won with the Bert caption but the rule is only one caption per entrant per round. Sorry.


LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Hazim Salem - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Patrick Witbrod - 1
Sai Chikine - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4620/zulu91.jpg)
Battle scene...or party aftermath?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 12, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
John killed savages on WoW for 3 days, only to find a dropped wooden shield in return.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 13, 2010, 08:08:02 AM
I can't see a picture so I'm gonna say.


White space the final frontier......What!!! This sucks.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 13, 2010, 12:53:35 PM
Should be working now.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on October 13, 2010, 12:56:32 PM
Dude, someone said there was gonna be some gnarly surf, but there's no water, brah!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 13, 2010, 01:23:31 PM
I found the remains in what used to be where the red sea was!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 13, 2010, 02:35:50 PM
..and this is where marijuana gets you..
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 13, 2010, 04:01:42 PM
Damn Google Maps...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 13, 2010, 06:16:50 PM
Safety...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on October 13, 2010, 06:27:59 PM
"Killing spree!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 13, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
Well...this is where Dr. Jones told me to put the artifact.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 14, 2010, 01:32:02 PM
Well that was easy!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on October 14, 2010, 02:11:49 PM
Crikey!  Did this strange white artifact kill all of these tribesmen? 

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES  *DUNDUNDUN*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on October 14, 2010, 03:22:06 PM
Well this didn't go as planned...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 14, 2010, 05:07:28 PM
The background is symmetrical... BUT THE BODIES ARE NOT!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 14, 2010, 05:16:48 PM
Comical-logical warfare, Shatner wins. Beam me up Scotty.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Intern on October 15, 2010, 05:14:35 AM
KNEW I shouldn't have eaten beans before first contact
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: new2pk on October 15, 2010, 05:36:27 AM
wait... wheres the beach?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 15, 2010, 07:59:51 PM
Poor poor people must have died from my forcing them to eat grain for the first time. I was a fool to believe my diet was superior to the Paleo diet.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on October 16, 2010, 06:21:44 AM
... HUH I guess some people just can't hold their liquor heh.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 17, 2010, 07:36:43 PM
Sorry for the wait, this was arguably the best round yet though!

WINNER!
John killed savages on WoW for 3 days, only to find a dropped wooden shield in return.

Should've raised your Luck percentages, paladin...

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Patrick Witbrod - 1
Sai Chikine - 1

(http://api.ning.com/files/oSKcjFmw4GLYkcYj9PCUCOoH82s3zrcjpPQ71TLEeIna1a17zSzXwJtHnEeJ0P6bu9n*58slTdQ95fsc6dGiXnQqMdGvN-Zb/DevilmayCry.jpg)
"Great party."
"...Yup."
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 17, 2010, 07:46:18 PM
They thought boots were great for Parkour. They ended up sitting inside all day.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on October 17, 2010, 08:16:48 PM
"If that's porn one guy is gay and one isn't. Depends on the porn though."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 17, 2010, 08:23:37 PM
Gabe f*ck yo couch!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 17, 2010, 08:53:42 PM
"What do you want to do?"
"Maybe kill some folks?"
"Nah, that's over rated."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on October 17, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
Thats a big ass sword!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on October 18, 2010, 03:02:25 AM
"Man, this game is terrible.  The Cowboys really need to step it up, huh Dante?  Dante?"

"zzzz...."

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Micah. on October 18, 2010, 05:18:28 AM
" So...wanna f#ck yet? "
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 18, 2010, 06:19:58 AM
 Paternity tests.... They take awhile.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 18, 2010, 08:51:15 AM
Things got really awkward after Dante attempted to kiss Nero.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 18, 2010, 11:46:47 AM
"I can't believe she dumped us BOTH."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mr. Curly on October 18, 2010, 11:48:30 AM
Guy on left: God it feels good to be a gansta!
Guy on Right: God Mirrors edge is to hard.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 18, 2010, 11:54:27 AM
Guy on left: God it feels good to be a gansta!
Guy on Right: God Mirrors edge is to easy.

Fix'd.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 18, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
Guy on right: "Wanna go train?"
Guy on left "Once I can feel my legs"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 18, 2010, 02:21:34 PM
"We can experiment...."

"Just don't tell anybody."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on October 18, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
Paternity tests.... They take awhile.

That made me laugh so hard.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: new2pk on October 18, 2010, 04:40:39 PM
"Hey Dante"   
"Holy #%$^ who are you?"
"uhhhh not your shadow"
"get off my couch"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 19, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
"So, what do you wanna do?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"

"We should 'experiment'..."

"Holy sh*t, f*ck you!"

"Really?  You would??"

"NO!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 20, 2010, 01:08:23 PM
Your couch has been officially f#cked.


Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: EpicMovement on October 20, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
1. Dude, I'm soo baked right now...

2. F**kin noobtubers.

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 20, 2010, 08:50:06 PM
WINNER!
Paternity tests.... They take awhile.

Now comes the question...which ones the father? O.o
So many people tied for first place, who's gonna pull ahead?!


LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Sai Chikine - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://grandtextauto.org/archives//fable-3b.jpg)
SPECIAL ROUND!
What is your advice in return?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 20, 2010, 09:28:26 PM
My advice to you, hire a better architect.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Wilson on October 20, 2010, 09:49:52 PM
My advice to you, get surgery. Those hands are MUCH too large...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 21, 2010, 03:41:10 AM
"I just hope he doesn't notice this blood stain while I give him this advice...being tied to one woman is a nightmare after the first 2 years."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on October 21, 2010, 05:52:11 AM
*2 years later* I now pronounce you,man and wife.*2 more years later* -cocks shotgun- Hunny!Can you come here for a minute?
Ugh!I TOLD you to not get tied down by one woman,they drive you INSANE!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 21, 2010, 06:12:55 AM
At the training seminar Master Pick Up Artist give their best training advice to their students.
3 second rule if you don't do it by they your gonna puss out or mess up.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 21, 2010, 06:34:31 AM
The woman behind him is gonna slap him.  He won't know what hit him.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chris Seaton on October 21, 2010, 07:37:01 AM
"My advice to you, get an attorney.  Ever hear of something called "defamation?""

Wait...did they have attorneys back then?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 21, 2010, 08:26:01 AM
My advice to you both. Go to a doctor. Either one of you could have contracted something.   
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on October 21, 2010, 11:38:47 AM
the girls biceps are bigger than mine xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on October 21, 2010, 01:11:57 PM
"Is that your wife or your sister?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on October 21, 2010, 01:20:41 PM
"My advice to you is, stop taking steroids." *points to woman*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on October 21, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Don't worry,none of the girls I date know how to tie a knot. Also, if you have the option to watch Cloverfield, kill yourself.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nuffy on October 21, 2010, 06:12:31 PM
"I can has pancake plox"   -Nuffy
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on October 21, 2010, 06:39:59 PM
My advice to you Mr. Howie Mandel, mow the lawn.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 22, 2010, 11:58:15 AM
Deal? or no deal?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Gif Galvez on October 23, 2010, 07:46:44 PM
And ALWAYS remember keep your pimp hand strong
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 24, 2010, 12:43:58 AM
WINNER!
My advice to you Mr. Howie Mandel, mow the lawn.

I better ask the Banker first...

LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/edit/img/images/blog/988/chroniclesofriddick.jpg)
Toothpicks of the future.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 24, 2010, 04:30:34 AM
"No smoking, because that's dangerous."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on October 24, 2010, 06:01:35 AM
Vin Deisel just got owned by a gnarly death spike!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 24, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
And see class, that is exactly why you never look into holes in the wall, no matter curious or suicidal you are.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nuffy on October 24, 2010, 09:26:41 AM
when in doubt, hey hey wait... who put these spikes here
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on October 24, 2010, 12:35:35 PM
This is a terrible glory hole
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on October 24, 2010, 05:55:57 PM
I dare you to complete the pushup (rotate photo 90 degrees clockwise).
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 24, 2010, 07:13:06 PM
Retina scans dont fail them
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 24, 2010, 07:32:39 PM
"Put face here to cure rare skin disease."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on October 25, 2010, 03:07:44 AM
I say Fox's is dead awesome.

"This isn't my blood I taste on this spike..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 25, 2010, 07:53:43 PM
Schools across America try a new technique to discourage peeping toms around the Volleyball teams locker rooms.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: *armor* on October 25, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
STOP EAVESDROPPERS with BRINKS NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: POINT!

Point leaves eavesdroppers not only completely defenseless, but there will be no loud alarms other than their screams of happiness that they were caught!

Point also renders eavesdroppers completely immobile while you can call the authorities!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on October 26, 2010, 03:10:12 PM
Hey, John...look to your left!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Micah. on October 26, 2010, 03:45:51 PM
I wanna be the next scarface.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 26, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
Gaah, I just thought of a really good one!

I can't believe I didn't say this at first!!

"Medieval eye surgery: it only hurts a bit."


And yes, that is how you spell "medieval" (pronounced mid-evil)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 26, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
And yes, that is how you spell "medeval" (pronounced mid-evil)

Wikipedia: "The Middle Ages (adjectival form: medieval or mediæval) was a period of European history from the 5th century to the 15th century. The period followed the fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476, and preceded the Early Modern Era."

;D you need an "i" after that d.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 26, 2010, 05:12:32 PM
Oh damn, I totally didn't catch that lol  XD

Thanks haha.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on October 27, 2010, 08:53:01 AM
Peter Griffin Screaming: AAAAHH!! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?! THIS JUST STABS ME IN THE NECK! IT DOESN'T MAKE BREAKFAST AT ALL! AAAHHH!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Radanovic on October 27, 2010, 09:26:12 AM
Yumm, I love the taste of wall spikes in the morning!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on October 28, 2010, 05:22:02 PM
This is what happens when the girls find out you're peepin.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on October 30, 2010, 08:44:10 AM
WINNER!
This is a terrible glory hole.

Your first red flag should've been the two holes.
Sorry for the wait everyone, been hectic lately.


LEADER BOARD
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Seth L. - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
Lawson Darnell - 1

(http://p-images.veoh.com/image.out?imageId=media-v1540353XgJpq8zf1196113709.jpg)
And with her dying breath, she said...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on October 30, 2010, 09:09:41 AM
Tell my ex I love him...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on October 30, 2010, 09:58:49 AM
Guy:"Well,looks like theres about 8 seconds left.Thats just enough time to suck a titty,but where...oh hey!It's Shela!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on October 30, 2010, 11:18:44 AM
"Sorry, but you're not in my will..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on October 30, 2010, 01:40:10 PM
You have permission to rape my corpse
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 30, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
"She's dying and all I can do is stare at her tits!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on October 30, 2010, 02:26:24 PM
"I'm really a guy."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on October 30, 2010, 03:18:17 PM
Woman: "I-... I left the stove on..." *dies*

Man: "WHYYYY?!?!?  The damn electric bill is going to be so high!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kevin H. on October 30, 2010, 04:03:36 PM
I just saved abunch of money by switching to Gecko :D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on October 30, 2010, 06:08:26 PM
"Tell Merrill to...swing away!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Radanovic on October 30, 2010, 09:09:09 PM
Guy: You had WHAT!? disease??
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on October 31, 2010, 05:50:35 AM
And with her dying breath, she said... PSYCH!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on October 31, 2010, 09:33:37 AM
I FREAKING LOVE KEVIN'S AVATAR!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on October 31, 2010, 05:23:36 PM
Julia "It's all just a dream."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on October 31, 2010, 05:43:26 PM
Julia: "My water broke..."

Spike: "WHAT?!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on October 31, 2010, 08:29:23 PM
Julia: "I've always wanted to know. Why is your hair green?" *Die*
Spike: "Great isn't that just like a woman. Her last words are about my f&#*in hair."


Spike was so angry he went to take out his frustrations by killing vicious.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kevin H. on November 01, 2010, 12:34:37 PM
I FREAKING LOVE KEVIN'S AVATAR!
:D :D :D :D :D :D (didnt make it but epic moment in red vs blue I can send if u want)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 01, 2010, 02:29:47 PM
"[you] can't read my poker face"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nuffy on November 01, 2010, 05:05:27 PM
i have herpes
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: whiteybeans on November 02, 2010, 04:44:33 PM
i accidentally the whole bottle
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Nicolai on November 02, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
The doctor said it's not your baby.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 02, 2010, 07:40:38 PM
i accidentally the whole bottle
http://www.wrongtees.com/product.php/29/i_accidentally_the_economy?color=2
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: whiteybeans on November 02, 2010, 08:31:54 PM
thats rich haha^ you win XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 02, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
WINNER!
Woman: "I-... I left the stove on..." *dies*

Man: "WHYYYY?!?!?  The damn electric bill is going to be so high!!!"

Good thing I installed solar panels last year. *checks oven light*
And Seth finally pulls into the lead with 3 points!


LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
Lawson Darnell - 1

(http://www.daviddylanthomas.com/wp-content/uploads/blog/atop50action/blues.jpg)
Don't know if I've used this one yet or not...oh well.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on November 03, 2010, 12:32:35 AM
That is why you don't kong moving traffic -_-...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on November 03, 2010, 04:15:09 AM
Shit goes down when Gabe comes to town...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 03, 2010, 05:02:38 AM
The police were going for the largest car pile up word record. They unfortunately got the dumbest police precinct record instead.....O and they got fired.   
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on November 03, 2010, 08:19:04 AM
This is what happens when police are chasing a Traceur who just happens to go down a man-hole...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on November 03, 2010, 08:27:23 AM
This is what happens when you stop the flow.
(Gabe's sig)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Briseno on November 03, 2010, 09:07:43 AM
oops... my foot slipped...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on November 03, 2010, 09:10:05 AM
"Ill just turn my lights on so I can run this red light...*sirens*...OH SHIT!!!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on November 03, 2010, 09:16:27 AM
DOGPILE!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: whiteybeans on November 03, 2010, 11:00:00 AM
DOGPILE!!!

more like pigpile
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 03, 2010, 11:32:08 AM
When Jacob vs Edward fights get REALLY nasty.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 03, 2010, 11:40:10 AM
This is what happens when you let the women out of the kitchen!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 03, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
WINNER!
Good thing I installed solar panels last year. *checks oven light*
And Seth finally pulls into the lead with 3 points!


LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Hazim Salem - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2

HELLZ YEAH!!!  Thanks Gabe!!!




Unfortunately for the NYPD, some of the newer officers were a bit more enthusiastic about opposite day, going so far as to attempt to drive their cars backwards and upside down.  Needless to say, this didn't work out quite so well...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 03, 2010, 01:21:23 PM
Kendall drives to (B)east coast
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on November 03, 2010, 01:28:35 PM
Kendall drives to (B)east coast

HAHAHAHAHA. That is pure win Mumu.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 03, 2010, 01:40:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik_wh6D2BRU
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on November 03, 2010, 02:44:24 PM
i accidentally the whole bottle
MAN I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH MY FRIEND TODAY
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on November 03, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
When the cops confiscate your marijuana, shit happens.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: whiteybeans on November 04, 2010, 12:37:12 PM
MAN I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH MY FRIEND TODAY

did you confuse him ^_^
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on November 04, 2010, 12:56:57 PM
did you confuse him ^_^
Nah, he knew about it xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: whiteybeans on November 04, 2010, 01:04:18 PM
aww it's so much fun when they dont
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on November 06, 2010, 03:21:18 PM
"WOO HOO! Les do that 'gain 'cept with both hands on the steerin' wheel!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 08, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
WINNER!
Kendall drives to (B)east coast

I've never even met Kendall and that was hilarious. Almost makes me glad I have to miss (B)east Coast each year to work.
This was definitely the most original round yet, hats off to all contestants. And Hazim gets a half point for referencing my sig. (This is a one time deal so don't think you can get an easy point for buttering me up. :P)

LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Jesse Wharton - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
Lawson Darnell - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/249420_S/Enslaved-Odyssey-to-the-West-Preview.jpg)
Coming this December...The B-Team
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 09, 2010, 04:48:14 AM
"Why did we hire this guy again?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 09, 2010, 05:42:07 AM
When do you think this guy will realize we only keep him around so people will add funny captions to our pictures.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on November 09, 2010, 07:19:32 AM
Why the Hell did you take your shirt off???

[EDIT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH9UOA8V7u0
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on November 09, 2010, 09:38:10 AM
Try-outs for the next high school musical brought some interesting applicants.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on November 09, 2010, 11:53:25 AM
The APK Roof Police, circa 2135 AD.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Coker on November 09, 2010, 02:27:32 PM
Why does the fat guy have lips on his crotch?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Stevie Leifheit on November 09, 2010, 02:31:09 PM
"get a bra for those man boobs"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 09, 2010, 04:15:51 PM
Holy crap... the ground actually DOES shake when you walk!
(Hoorah for mumu being tied for 1st)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on November 09, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
"Don't worry, these guys are totally legitimate."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on November 09, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
Fat guy? B twists aren't hard for him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXv8Dk78r0k)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 10, 2010, 04:51:15 AM
Budget cuts...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on November 10, 2010, 01:28:54 PM
If you don't go to (B)East Coast, we will find you.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 10, 2010, 02:47:22 PM
Why pay thousands of dollars to have your roof fixed when you can just pay a mere few hundred and have our team come out to make it worse fix it?!  We have almost 20 years experience if you put everyone's work time together... all 50 of us. and we guarantee that Biggie (big man on the right won't) fall through your roof like that one time...... rape your children...sleep on the job cause any more minor problems!!!  HIRE US PLEEAASE!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on November 11, 2010, 06:50:35 AM
Winner ^^^

Ummm,WHY did them hire them,again?
To fix...the sink...no seriously,why did you hire them?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 11, 2010, 05:12:26 PM
Dont drop the soap Bubba will find you and he has friends.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 12, 2010, 04:32:44 PM
WINNER!
Try-outs for the next high school musical brought some interesting applicants.

I hope it's Fiddler on the Roof, I love that musical.

LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Jesse Wharton - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
Lawson Darnell - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://images.pcworld.com/news/graphics/210095-call-of-duty-black-ops_original.jpg)
Hell of a way to start your ski trip.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on November 12, 2010, 05:06:27 PM
Hey, watch me gate vault this rail.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 12, 2010, 06:17:37 PM
When you talk about Fight Club, you get thrown off mountains.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 12, 2010, 06:22:20 PM
Dive roll training, M2 style
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on November 12, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
FLIPS AREN'T PARKOUR!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 12, 2010, 09:16:20 PM
I'll save you...APRIL FOOLS hahahah.....ha  Um are you ok? O that was actually high. Oops
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on November 12, 2010, 09:52:41 PM
"Try rolling out of this one."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mike "Dead" Kidd on November 12, 2010, 11:57:46 PM
How dare you?! SHE IS A NICE LADY!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on November 13, 2010, 05:31:01 AM
And this is what happens when you piss off Oleg..
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on November 13, 2010, 12:31:43 PM
Attempts at teaching your girlfriend to make a class usually result in "F*CK THIS SHIT!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 13, 2010, 01:17:36 PM
Hey, watch me gate vault this rail.
Other guy "You Noob thats called a dive roll."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 13, 2010, 06:04:58 PM
Don't worry buddy, I got your legs.... oooh, shiny... Hey man, look how shiny thi-... oh... damn.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on November 13, 2010, 07:08:24 PM
John(the guy that isn't jumping) to Dan( the guy jumping) "Eventually you're not going to respawn."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on November 14, 2010, 06:54:54 AM
Touch my CareBears again, you asshole!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Tanner O'Donnell on November 14, 2010, 08:01:11 AM
Don't f*ck with the Zohan...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Coker on November 14, 2010, 11:55:08 AM
Guy number 1: Don't worry bud, you can trust me
Guy number 2: How much?
Guy number 1: About as far as i can throw you
Guy number 2: I'm pretty heavy, you sure you can throw me tha- AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy number 1: Yeah, i'm sure
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 16, 2010, 11:24:51 AM
WINNER!
John: "Eventually you're not going to respawn."

John, seriously, stop camping on the respawn point...

LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
FreestyleFox - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Jesse Wharton - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.alaskankangaroo.com/uploads/2/6/9/9/2699184/719747_orig.jpg)
FOR CROM!!
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ryan Coker on November 16, 2010, 01:59:39 PM
Arnold's 2girls 1cup reaction. (hint: that blood is his)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on November 16, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
BOOBIES!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on November 16, 2010, 02:38:58 PM
Holy Mother!!!  Whatever you do don't look behind you!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 16, 2010, 02:53:54 PM
DO NOT WANT!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on November 16, 2010, 04:40:11 PM
MOM?! MAILMAN?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 16, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
I JUST SAVED ALOT OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY STABBING MY AGENT WITH THIS SWORD!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 16, 2010, 06:52:59 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Body Builder, Actor, Governor,....... Opera Singer?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Briseno on November 16, 2010, 08:15:28 PM
O NOOO GET TO DE CHOPPAAAA NOWWWWW
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Intern on November 17, 2010, 08:36:09 AM
ANYTHING BUT MAAAATTHHH!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nuffy on November 17, 2010, 06:19:00 PM
those are some nice trees in the backround... have a closer look
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on November 17, 2010, 07:33:45 PM
YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME! TIME TO DIE!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 18, 2010, 05:44:18 AM
SHUT UP AND GO TRAIN!!!!!!

Edit:Gabe I just saw your new sig and my caption had nothing to do it.  I just saw it.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on November 18, 2010, 06:12:43 PM
Chopping your own dick off sure is painful.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 19, 2010, 04:30:41 AM
DO NOT WANT!!
YOU SIR! Are my hero!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on November 19, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
Shut Up 'N' Train Society...if you're not part of it, you WILL die.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on November 19, 2010, 05:30:38 PM
This is what happens when you disagree with David Belle.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 20, 2010, 10:54:49 AM
MUST NOT FAP
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on November 21, 2010, 08:09:10 AM
OMG IT SPINS!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 21, 2010, 09:08:58 AM
WINNER!
DO NOT WANT!!

I know the rules state that I'm not a fan of Internet humor for this game but I'll make an exception this time. It was just too perfect.
PS - I really liked Seth and Jospeh Stevenson's too.


LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Jesse Wharton - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/925/925105/grand-theft-auto-iv-20081030095254273_640w.jpg)
It's not what it looks it!
...
Okay it's exactly what it looks like.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 21, 2010, 09:49:32 AM
"Mmhffmmphm!!"

"Pardon me?"

"MMMPHMFAAMHHHPH!!"

"... Sorry, still can't understand you."

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 21, 2010, 05:11:09 PM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 21, 2010, 05:43:05 PM
^ Nice.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 22, 2010, 10:26:15 AM
^ Nice.


:D Thanks.

It may not fit with her being tied up, but Niko's face is perfect.



EDIT:

Also, sorry Gabe for posting when I already had a caption.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Briseno on November 22, 2010, 12:00:20 PM
i hope you like pixel dick cuz your about to get it...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 22, 2010, 02:11:57 PM
The safe word is cupcakes.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 22, 2010, 02:13:07 PM
This is not where I parked my car.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on November 22, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
Make me a sammich!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on November 22, 2010, 05:54:02 PM
You better be lucky that I'm gay or I'd take advantage of you right now.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 23, 2010, 07:18:55 AM
I thought you said we were going to have coffee?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Xander Gontier on November 23, 2010, 08:13:34 AM
My father is going to beat my ass with a toaster if you don't fix the damn wall RIGHT NOW!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 23, 2010, 12:37:23 PM
SURPRISE!  ;D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on November 24, 2010, 09:46:56 PM
"I tied you up because I LOVE you!"  ;D
 
 "MPHMMMMPHHHHMMM!!!!"  :-X
 
"You're so cute when you're gagged! Now, about that tea party..."  ::)

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on November 25, 2010, 08:34:28 AM
WTF is this, I thought we were going to play musical chairs?!?!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 25, 2010, 12:39:33 PM
I SAID HAM!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 26, 2010, 12:39:24 PM
My father is going to beat my ass with a toaster if you don't fix the damn wall RIGHT NOW!!!!
lol love this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXiRun2jNY&feature=related
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 26, 2010, 07:41:03 PM
WINNER!
WTF is this, I thought we were going to play musical chairs?!?!?!

Tying herself to the chair, what a cheater. Though I'm not sure how the gag helps you win...

LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Jesse Wharton - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://cdn.softsailor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood--500x312.jpg)
...awwwww-kwaarrdd...
ADD IT!

EDIT: Thanks Pat.  :)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 26, 2010, 08:17:46 PM
So as much as I love getting another point my conscience won't allow it. You gave me Jessee's point.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Colby Zayne Gamache on November 26, 2010, 08:43:14 PM
shhh...you didnt see anything ;)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on November 26, 2010, 09:10:36 PM
Individuality-Express it by being just like all your friends.   
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on November 26, 2010, 11:19:41 PM
"Sh*t. Whatever. I'm not gonna respawn just to change outfits."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on November 27, 2010, 05:36:43 AM
Aww shit... 

ALFRED, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU SENT THE MEMO TO EVERYBODY??!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: JAB3 on November 27, 2010, 09:11:18 AM
Who Stands out here?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on November 27, 2010, 12:19:15 PM
"I hope this doesn't make me racist."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Sai Chikine on November 27, 2010, 12:46:14 PM
WHITE POWER! ... Wait... what?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on November 27, 2010, 01:15:05 PM
And you thought Moses had a tough time parting the red sea...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on November 27, 2010, 01:28:54 PM
Internet humor, I know, but




C-C-Combo Breaker!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on November 27, 2010, 02:59:34 PM
If I move slowly maybe they wont see me.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on November 27, 2010, 06:13:05 PM
Damn wrong convention...again

P.S. Thanks patrick
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: MattWilloughby on November 27, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
Damn roof police....
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on November 27, 2010, 10:10:48 PM
Acid: Drug that messes you up and puts you in awkward situations
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on November 28, 2010, 08:19:53 AM
You can see me?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on November 28, 2010, 10:37:58 AM
This sucks, there's no nearby building to climb on to.
Maybe if I use those hats...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on November 29, 2010, 09:27:11 PM
Oh crap, wrong infiltration.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on November 30, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
WINNER!
Damn roof police....

They tend to reproduce especially heavy this time of year.
And I promise the next winner will have nothing to do with Parkour/APK. Maybe. :P


LEADER BOARD
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Jesse Wharton - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.thunderboltgames.com/s/reviews/ps2/tenchu3_2.jpg)
This is why guards should never put mirrors on the ground.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 01, 2010, 03:34:12 AM
CURB STOMP
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on December 01, 2010, 04:29:20 AM
When "Oh look a penny!" just won't work.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 01, 2010, 05:09:45 AM
TRIANGLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaFPjodmMpc <---reference
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on December 02, 2010, 06:24:55 PM
Never mind the sword, I'm just practicing precisions.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 03, 2010, 07:19:56 AM
Oh yeah thats the spot... Wait you're not helgAHHHHHHH *dies*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 03, 2010, 08:55:54 AM
Not the requested 'Love you long time' happy ending.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on December 03, 2010, 09:02:17 AM
Wait a second. You're not a pirate! Sorry for killing you and stuff.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 03, 2010, 07:51:29 PM
Remember to roll Remember to roll remember to roll crchkkkkk.... OWWWW
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on December 04, 2010, 06:33:28 AM
Ultimate teabag!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: S Leger on December 04, 2010, 07:46:09 AM
This is not what I meant when I said I'd give you a piggyback ride.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on December 05, 2010, 12:54:12 PM
Wow Ilabaca really let himself go.  See kids if you don't train constantly you get fat and killed by the roof police. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 05, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Wow Ilabaca really let himself go.  See kids if you don't train constantly you get fat and killed by the roof police. 

I lol'd hard.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on December 05, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
For the average person, fallling down the stairs is painful. For a ninja...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on December 05, 2010, 09:08:03 PM
WINNER!
Oh yeah thats the spot... Wait you're not helgAHHHHHHH *dies*

Should've asked for Brad, he really knows his pressure points. Congrats for taking the lead!

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
Andrew Hull - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c56/nice_pizza/kingdom-of-heaven-20050401031845250.jpg)
Things are really heating up...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: John George 'JG' on December 05, 2010, 09:28:13 PM
"AmIDoin'ItRight?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 06, 2010, 03:40:02 AM
She's so easy, even a caveman can do her.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 06, 2010, 08:43:10 AM
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on December 06, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Axe, get some hair action
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on December 06, 2010, 02:39:07 PM
Hey your not David Belle's sister Lola are you??
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 06, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
Hey your not David Belle's sister Lola are you??
Oh come on, you can do better than that. Why not, "Hey, aren't you David Belle's cousin? David Belle?" or something along those lines.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on December 06, 2010, 06:20:09 PM
Man I love college!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Andrew Hull on December 06, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
Wait... I'm fairly certain that only I'm supposed to have one of those.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on December 06, 2010, 07:34:39 PM
Would I rather be doing this or pk?

...Tough call.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gavin Barnes on December 07, 2010, 03:53:57 PM
Mom, what are you doing with the mailman!??!!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 07, 2010, 05:55:45 PM
Excuse me sir you can only have me if you beat me in a parkour challenge.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: S Leger on December 07, 2010, 06:43:46 PM
Hey mom and Da.....What the!?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: FreeStyleFox on December 07, 2010, 10:26:05 PM
I am pretty sure its the same actress who plays lola tho... and she is a hardcore pornstar.. you guys can look it up yourselves if you don't believe me
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on December 07, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
I accidentally her.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 08, 2010, 04:55:20 AM
I accidentally her.
You accidentally everything, don't you? XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: John George 'JG' on December 08, 2010, 06:16:07 AM
You accidentally everything, don't you? XD

I accidentally in her base  ;D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 08, 2010, 08:19:07 AM
I accidentally in her base  ;D
Win XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 08, 2010, 11:53:17 AM
Women... turning gay men straight for centuries.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 08, 2010, 02:47:38 PM
Women... turning gay men straight for centuries.
This one is slightly offensive. I have gay friends and they are pretty darn awesome.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on December 08, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
This one is slightly offensive. I have gay friends and they are pretty darn awesome.

Please de-pussify.


Please.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 08, 2010, 03:22:23 PM
That was in no way meant to be offensive. It was meant completely as a joke I'm sorry if you took it the wrong way. I will change it if you want.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on December 08, 2010, 04:04:18 PM
Yeah, lets try our best not to. I've said somethings on here I really shouldn't have and its been offensive.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on December 08, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Woman: "Hey, there's a bug in your hair. Let me grab it for you."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on December 08, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
This is what happens when you mess up a Kong Gainer, severely injuring the wall with your head.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: jab_pk on December 09, 2010, 03:31:39 PM
got milk?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Intern on December 10, 2010, 06:01:26 AM
got milk?
   PLEEAAASSEEE let this win :puppyface:
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 10, 2010, 07:18:16 AM
Woman: "Hey, there's a bug in your hair. Let me grab it for you."
I don't know if your line screams win, but your avvy sure does!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on December 10, 2010, 03:24:50 PM
WINNER!

Wait... I'm fairly certain that only I'm supposed to have one of those.

Always check your surfaces before training, how many times have I told you!?
And remember everyone, posts other than entries should be kept to the minimum. If you wanna debate the merits of a post please do it through PMs to keep everything running smoothly.


LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.activewin.com/reviews/software/games/m/max_payne/images/screen0022.jpg)

What kind of deal does Max want to cut?
ADD IT![/i]
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 10, 2010, 05:30:34 PM
This is my pedo smile. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pedo smile is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my parkour. My pedo smile, without me, is useless. Without my pedo smile, I am useless.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on December 10, 2010, 06:16:52 PM
"This is Max Payne, I want to cut a deal. Did you know that switching to Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: jab_pk on December 10, 2010, 06:40:52 PM
"you can keep the kids, if i get the Truck"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on December 10, 2010, 10:21:09 PM
"Buying a house.You're doing it wrong."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: S Leger on December 11, 2010, 06:52:47 AM
"I'll have a Big Mac and a coke."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 12, 2010, 07:59:04 AM
I'll give you my wife for your autographed B13 poster.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on December 12, 2010, 04:09:38 PM
inb4 Ashy with "you lost the game"




Anyway:



The S.U.T.S hotline
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: North on December 12, 2010, 04:14:29 PM
"This is Max Payne, I want to cut a deal. I want a giant baby's feeding bottle, Naked photos of Bea Arthur, 67 copies of Moby Dick (the movie) and a football helmet filled with cottage cheese."

Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on December 12, 2010, 06:10:38 PM
Nah, he just cut the cheese.  Anybody need the rest of this giant cheese wheel?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 12, 2010, 07:05:39 PM
inb4 Ashy with "you lost the game"

What?

And damn you for making me lose the game.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 12, 2010, 07:49:37 PM
Yes, 5 large pizza pies and a calzone to Mike Hunt
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 13, 2010, 08:30:28 AM
inb4 Ashy with "you lost the game"
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4912/1256939-fffuuuuu_super.jpg)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 13, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4912/1256939-fffuuuuu_super.jpg)

This one is better IMO.

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/046/1/5/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF_by_UkeVamp.png)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on December 15, 2010, 07:19:41 AM
WINNER!
"This is Max Payne, I want to cut a deal. I want a giant baby's feeding bottle, Naked photos of Bea Arthur, 67 copies of Moby Dick (the movie) and a football helmet filled with cottage cheese."

We can do everything but the cheese.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.cinemaeye.com/images/uploads/pirates.jpg)
Pirates? Or voyeurs....?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on December 15, 2010, 10:17:14 AM
They could've got the exact same results by Facebook Stalking.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on December 15, 2010, 10:25:51 AM
What is that creature handstanding on the top of La Dame Du Lac?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on December 15, 2010, 01:17:13 PM
-I can't see anything!

-With your open eye, jack!

-Oh... That's better...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 15, 2010, 03:15:23 PM
I knew they wouldn't make the next skill Sailing. :(
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 15, 2010, 06:40:32 PM
As you can see Will I am wanting of that same girl that you also want but we are both wanton of the means to lose that wanting therefore I propose that we being not of wanting the means to fight for said strumpet should set out to woo her and you being the unick will not be able to woe her further in the event you win.   
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: North on December 15, 2010, 10:49:41 PM
-What do you see Captain Jack Sparrow?
-The end of our movie and careers.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on December 16, 2010, 06:22:39 AM
I see London. I see France. I see Calypso's Underpants!!!


Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 16, 2010, 09:39:36 AM
Reaction pic to the original 2 girls one cup
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 16, 2010, 04:23:07 PM
"No really it's not that great... I'll look so you dont have to"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on December 16, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
Oh my God, the lines to Beast Coast are out to sea! We should have come last year!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on December 17, 2010, 11:11:12 PM
What?

And damn you for making me lose the game.


In some of the recent rounds you've been posting a lot of The Game-based captions.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 19, 2010, 12:55:35 PM

In some of the recent rounds you've been posting a lot of The Game-based captions.

Didn't even realize.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on December 21, 2010, 05:11:50 PM
Jack, if it's five feet away, why in Davy Jones' Locker do you need a telescope?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on December 21, 2010, 05:17:47 PM
WINNER!
-I can't see anything!

-With your open eye, jack!

-Oh... That's better...

And that's without a single drop of rum.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.flickdirect.com/images/movies/bourne-identity/bourne-identity_2.jpg)
Sorry Bourne, even $500 won't change my mind. That sweater is still hideous.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 21, 2010, 05:30:05 PM
Kendall says no to prostitution
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on December 21, 2010, 08:23:23 PM
You're not going to buy Meth with this are you?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: North on December 21, 2010, 08:31:48 PM
Go buy me an Octawhopper...... I want the change.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: J. Gabriel Alvarez Manilla on December 21, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
"Smell it."
"No."
"Smell it!"
"No!"
"SMELL IT!!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 21, 2010, 09:14:59 PM
"But baby, it's my birthday!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: jab_pk on December 23, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
What can i get with this ;)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 23, 2010, 06:57:21 PM
I'll give you ten thousand dollars to get my parents off my back about not settling down yet.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 24, 2010, 09:11:03 AM
It doesn't matter how much you give me, I cannot teach you how to shoot laser beams out of your eyes, because it's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Matthew Wang on December 24, 2010, 10:19:02 AM
"No, no. I couldn't POSSIBLY use more money. I'm an actor, remember?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Zack W on December 24, 2010, 12:09:35 PM
Even a thousand dollars isn't enough to make gingers get a soul.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 24, 2010, 02:05:45 PM
Even a thousand dollars isn't enough to make gingers get a soul.
Wow! You so win!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on December 24, 2010, 09:56:15 PM
"There's no sex in the Champagne Room. No matter how much you pay me, there is no sex in the Champagne Room, none!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on December 25, 2010, 09:38:06 PM
Must... resist... urge... to grab cash... and run... 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on December 26, 2010, 09:12:47 PM
WINNER!
Even a thousand dollars isn't enough to make gingers get a soul.

She gets off on a technicality; I don't think she's a real ginger.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.eightecs.com/infinitegamemusic/images/Xenogears.png)
...what did he find?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: North on December 26, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Lots and Lots of Wet Black Hair.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 26, 2010, 09:50:25 PM
A VCR tape titled: The Making of You Starring mommy and daddy, with a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 27, 2010, 11:52:44 AM
Well done! You have some serious deductive skills!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 27, 2010, 11:54:00 AM
A VCR tape titled: The Making of You Starring mommy and daddy, with a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill
And YOU sir, I forgot what that was from, but I am wanting to say Robot Chicken.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: John George 'JG' on December 27, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
All of the members of the Yamakasi
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on December 27, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
And YOU sir, I forgot what that was from, but I am wanting to say Robot Chicken.
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/t/the_making_of_you-4217.jpg)
think again ;)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on December 27, 2010, 08:33:25 PM
WTF am I gonna use an inflatable party sheep for?


(Real Item on amazon at one time)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on December 28, 2010, 01:28:19 PM
He found that he was not wearing underwear as he had previously thought, but was currently commando.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on December 28, 2010, 01:49:23 PM
(http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/t/the_making_of_you-4217.jpg)
think again ;)
Now that I see it, I believe that was from Shane Dawson!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jake on December 28, 2010, 04:13:25 PM
He found out that he's a pretty "punny" individual.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on December 30, 2010, 06:45:43 AM
He found a change of clothes...the only one in rpg history!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on January 01, 2011, 11:00:44 PM
He found a note that said: "Thank you Mario, but the queen is in another castle!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 02, 2011, 06:13:59 PM
He found a note that said: "Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on January 02, 2011, 06:16:14 PM
Sorry everybody, on vacation and don't have time to update. Expect the next round sometime next weekend.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 02, 2011, 06:17:05 PM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on January 11, 2011, 08:29:46 PM
WINNER!
A VCR tape titled: The Making of You Starring mommy and daddy, with a special guest appearance by Uncle Bill

.............ewww.
Sorry for the wait everybody, here we go again!


LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://media.star-telegram.com/smedia/2011/01/07/17/0111_lights_life.ART_GNS172HLG.1+LightsOut_main.standalone.prod_affiliate.58.jpg)
In honor of my new addicition Lights Out...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on January 11, 2011, 08:43:50 PM
During his friendly sparring with Pete, Keith was suddenly attacked by a wet mouthguard.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on January 11, 2011, 08:45:16 PM
Move over, Kinect!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on January 11, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Give a man a mouthguard, and he'll be safe for the round. Knock his teeth out, and he won't have to ever worry.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 11, 2011, 11:49:42 PM
Why does the winner have to be the whiter one?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joe Brock on January 12, 2011, 03:44:35 AM
"to demonstrate the power of the ringside Jumpstarter...I will of course knock this very bald man out."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on January 12, 2011, 08:53:20 AM

In honor of my new addicition Lights Out...

Lol. My new addiction, too. I knew SOMEONE was going to post about it xD Its a really good show.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on January 13, 2011, 07:14:04 AM
I knew then i had two options, A. dodge the punch to the left do a spinning uppercut and take him out or B. Take the punch to the face, roll on the ground AND DIE. Damn should have gone with A.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: S Leger on January 13, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
Adrian!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on January 13, 2011, 04:19:42 PM
Oh no!  The lights!  They're...too bright!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dakota Wharton on January 13, 2011, 06:07:15 PM
damn... he used... red spice
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: North on January 13, 2011, 06:12:19 PM
Red gloves retaliated when Black gloves crossed out LA on him. Justice is served.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on January 16, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
Wait a second... if the head is going this way -->

...  Why the *censored* is the mouth guard going the other way <-- ?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shawn Meilicke on January 16, 2011, 11:56:49 PM
"5 gum. Stimulate your senses."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kevin H. on January 17, 2011, 06:32:59 PM
POW RIGHT IN THE KICKER!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 17, 2011, 09:14:38 PM
POW RIGHT IN THE KICKER!!
Y-you mean in the kisser right?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on January 17, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
WINNER!
During his friendly sparring with Pete, Keith was suddenly attacked by a wet mouthguard.

Most inane, Far Side-esque caption yet. I loved it.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Shay - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Joseph Stevenson - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/04/transporter3scene1_2.jpg)
No, no, no, nothing about this adds up at all... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxyZ-a6l0qI)
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jake Lessin on January 18, 2011, 05:53:08 AM
freestyle on the autobahn.
wallride fail
bicycle fail
no you don 't get better mpg by only using 2 wheels.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Smith on January 18, 2011, 06:04:31 AM
Joyride 4, WHEN GANGSTA TRUCKERS ARE STALKING.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joe Brock on January 18, 2011, 06:35:48 AM
"Well, this is the last time we let Grandma drive!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on January 18, 2011, 11:41:17 AM
Quick do a barrell roll
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on January 18, 2011, 11:51:17 AM
C3P0!!!  Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

Star Wars : I love it ;D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: zach "firepants" clemmons on January 18, 2011, 01:16:40 PM
no, NO, PETE, YOUR NOT IN A FRIGGIN MOTORCYCLE
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on January 18, 2011, 01:31:39 PM
I was about to label this as an "OH SH*T!" moment.

Then I realized that this was in Europe.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 18, 2011, 01:33:06 PM
Frank needs to calm down.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shawn Meilicke on January 18, 2011, 03:37:55 PM
Hax: I has them.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on January 19, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
Daddy, I want some candy!
-*sigh*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Macgyver 0. on January 20, 2011, 03:43:09 PM
this button here son is "James Bond" mode
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on January 20, 2011, 05:00:40 PM
DO A BARREL ROLL
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on January 20, 2011, 06:14:34 PM
DO A BARREL ROLL
You were late to your part on that joke.  :'(
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on January 20, 2011, 06:19:18 PM
Quick do a barrell roll
NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now i must think of something original ???
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on January 21, 2011, 12:48:34 PM
Taking tic-tac training a bit too seriously in Germany...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: JAB3 on January 23, 2011, 07:01:20 AM
If only you could see the look on that guy's face.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on January 23, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
After smart cars, the Europeans are working on perfecting flying cars. It was only until their first test run when they realized landing was what needed to be perfected.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on January 23, 2011, 10:55:58 AM
Meanwhile, in the Presidential Driver Testing facility...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on January 25, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Speed 3: "Everybody on this side of the car!"




*note that this only makes sense if you've seen Speed*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Micah. on January 29, 2011, 06:13:40 AM
" I am Awesome. "
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dakota Wharton on January 30, 2011, 04:25:08 PM
when 98.2% of people find themselves in this situation they panic and crash, the other 1.8% are canadian and say "hold my beer and watch this"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on January 30, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
when 98.2% of people find themselves in this situation they panic and crash, the other 1.8% are canadian and say "hold my beer and watch this"


Awesome XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on February 07, 2011, 02:40:59 PM
Gabe... Are you still alive?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: EpicMovement on February 07, 2011, 04:01:38 PM
"We need to go deeper."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on February 07, 2011, 07:54:18 PM
Gabe... Are you still alive?
My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on February 09, 2011, 11:03:11 PM
If I can just execute a couple tic tacs, I can get on top of the 16-wheelers from here...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: J. Gabriel Alvarez Manilla on February 10, 2011, 01:51:41 PM
It looks like the Speed Racer modding he did to the car did not work out as planned.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: NathanE on February 10, 2011, 02:21:59 PM
Grandma getting to church. :-)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: MattWilloughby on February 12, 2011, 02:10:55 AM
And you thought Toyota's defective accelerator pedals were dangerous....
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nuff on February 15, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Meanwhile in germany...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on February 15, 2011, 06:47:04 PM
WINNER!
C3P0!!!  Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

I'm late, I suck, I know. But this caption is awesome. Nuff said.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Joseph Stevenson - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/lscreen/3-06382C06-67E7-4D0B-881D-E57EA77A7873-l.jpg)
So much win, so much fail...
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on February 15, 2011, 07:09:58 PM
Not just a man bra. They come in unisex sizes and colors for all your transexual needs. 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on February 16, 2011, 04:14:18 PM
NEW EYE-POPPING 3D!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gorramshiny on February 16, 2011, 10:18:11 PM
Ad for sex changes.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Hazim Salem on February 16, 2011, 10:42:28 PM
WINNER!
I'm late, I suck, I know. But this caption is awesome. Nuff said.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Joseph Stevenson - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/lscreen/3-06382C06-67E7-4D0B-881D-E57EA77A7873-l.jpg)
So much win, so much fail...
ADD IT!


The Man Bra, official sponsor of the upcoming show, Jump City: San Andreas.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on February 16, 2011, 10:48:39 PM
"I feel pretty."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on February 16, 2011, 10:53:56 PM
"Bob has b*tch tits"

Pleas tell me someone catches the referance -begs-
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on February 17, 2011, 12:25:11 AM
I literally have nothing to say to this. Wow. Just...wow.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on February 17, 2011, 03:32:14 AM
"Bob has b*tch tits"

Pleas tell me someone catches the referance -begs-
fight club ;)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on February 17, 2011, 04:20:35 AM
fight club ;)
We all know you just googled it.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on February 17, 2011, 12:23:12 PM
fight club ;)

Hell yes!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on February 17, 2011, 04:43:18 PM
We all know you just googled it.
I feel so insulted, no... the other day my friends and I were actually making fun of our other friend's moobs :P
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on February 17, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Josh Boggs on February 17, 2011, 05:11:15 PM
I feel so insulted, no... the other day my friends and I were actually making fun of our other friend's moobs :P
We all know you just made that up.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on February 17, 2011, 05:29:45 PM
"The man bra, the biggest mistake since Josh's birth" <3
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on February 17, 2011, 05:54:23 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Not gonna lie.  This one was epic.  XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Chantelle on February 17, 2011, 11:12:54 PM
The Man, Bra.  Just missing punctuation
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Brian Dayton on February 18, 2011, 11:20:09 AM
No, no. A bra is for ladies.  Meet, the bro.
Seinfeld Reference  ;D
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on February 18, 2011, 11:47:13 PM
No, no. A bra is for ladies.  Meet, the bro.
Seinfeld Reference  ;D

Of all the episodes they've made, you have to referance the only one I remember ever seeing! Lol
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on February 19, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
We all know you just made that up.
We all know you're a sore loser. XD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on February 20, 2011, 05:32:18 AM
In an attempt to break the stigma that all female characters are weak and helpless Buttercup decides to embrace her masculine side by wearing "The Man Bra"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on February 23, 2011, 06:39:26 PM
WINNER!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Sure you've got coconuts. The question is...above or below the equator?

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Joseph Stevenson - 1
Ashley McC - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3259/riki2dd0.png)
...Did he just cold-cock a f**king lion...?
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dan Elric on February 23, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
Why are all of these letters in my way?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ashley McCauley on February 23, 2011, 09:57:39 PM
WINNER!
Sure you've got coconuts. The question is...above or below the equator?

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Ashley Mcc - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Joseph Stevenson - 1
Ashley McC - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/3259/riki2dd0.png)
...Did he just cold-cock a f**king lion...?
ADD IT!

Gabe just so you know Ashley Mcc is me as well. I should have 2 points. :)

---

Aslan just got sucker punched.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on February 24, 2011, 05:21:41 AM
"FOR NARNIA!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on February 24, 2011, 05:52:05 AM
Masutatsu Oyama, eat your heart out.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: NathanE on February 24, 2011, 04:31:55 PM
Chuck Norris child hood photo album has been discovered
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on February 24, 2011, 10:05:59 PM
"What the Wizard of Oz would have done to the Cowardly Lion if it wasn't filmed in 1939"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on February 26, 2011, 09:18:49 AM
That show "Cheaters" is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Dakota Wharton on February 26, 2011, 06:06:02 PM
WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE ME?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shawn Meilicke on February 26, 2011, 06:19:25 PM
TWINKIE HOUSE!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on February 26, 2011, 06:30:06 PM
The original falcon punch
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on February 26, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!  >:(
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on February 27, 2011, 12:43:29 PM
New recently tested product!  Hit-Kat!  From the makers of Kit-Kat!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on February 28, 2011, 08:52:51 PM
WINNER!
That show "Cheaters" is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Told him he should've dated a tiger, they're much more loyal.
PS - Fixed Ashley, sorry 'bout that.

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Ashley McC - 2
Joseph Stevenson - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://images.memegenerator.net/Inception/File/107949/Inception.jpg)
This round is worth 2 POINTS!
Supply the dialouge for this scene. Try not to use one that's already been made.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Patrick Witbrod on February 28, 2011, 09:18:51 PM
Leo-"I can destroy Batman for you."
Scarecrow-"No you can't he can't be scared"
Leo-"But in his dreams he's scared he'll turn into a cartoon character on Nick."
Scare-"that's wierd"
Leo-"So is catman and the fairly odd parents twerp" 
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on February 28, 2011, 10:17:34 PM
"You DO look more like a woman if I squint."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on February 28, 2011, 10:21:31 PM
Picture 1: *blows*
Picture 2: *blows*
Picture 3: Son, why have you been using strawberry flavored mouthwash?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joe Brock on February 28, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Leo: The mustache makes me look INTENSE!
Christian: No it doesn't.
Leo: *stare*
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jeremy Osborn on March 01, 2011, 04:57:06 AM
"Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?"

"YOU'RE NOT REAL!"

"..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on March 01, 2011, 10:24:32 AM
"I see you have your eyes on that girl over there."

"Damn she's hot."

"This is a gay bar. *winks* Good luck kid. *Stands up and leaves*"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on March 01, 2011, 11:43:26 AM
"I just beat Ninja Gaiden without losing one life"

"No you didn't"

"..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Adam C on March 01, 2011, 12:07:40 PM
Leo- I'm looking for an asian guy.
Other guy - What does he look like?
Leo- Like this...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on March 03, 2011, 01:08:05 AM
"How's it goin?"

"Not bad, just chillin', bein awsome"

"...bullshit"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on March 03, 2011, 01:46:57 AM
"Did you read the paper about that woman that got arrested for trying to bribe the cop with sex?"

"Yeah, it's pretty odd though, she had the same name as your mother."

"What did you just say...?"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shawn Meilicke on March 09, 2011, 08:24:26 PM
"I had an awesome dream last night about - "

"I put it there"

"-_-"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on March 21, 2011, 05:18:30 PM
"But I can't wink!"

"Just try..."

>.-

"Okay, just stop now..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on March 21, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
"Hey, I can't remember anything about last night... why does my ass hurt?"
"Oh... you fell down the stairs..."
"rrriiiiiiiggghht"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Lawson Darnell on March 26, 2011, 06:50:50 AM
Leo: I just had sex with that girl behind you
Christian: No way!!
Leo: Yeah...that's what she said
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: JoJo S. on April 08, 2011, 07:01:35 AM
"That Inception movie really made my head hurt"
"I know, I haven't had to think that hard since my boss asked me why 6 was afraid of 7"
"..."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on April 10, 2011, 02:20:27 PM
GABE?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on April 10, 2011, 02:22:35 PM
Considering me and Jesse are tied for first. I say we do this fairly.... I win :P
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on April 10, 2011, 05:41:25 PM
Considering me and Jesse are tied for first. I say we do this fairly.... I win :P


Heck no, I'm starting to pwn noobs, I've won like 2 out of the last 3 or 4.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on April 12, 2011, 03:25:03 PM
Considering me and Jesse are tied for first. I say we do this fairly.... I win :P

How bout since there is a tie for first place (You and Jesse) then the winner should be the next person who is not tied.

I win. 

Godwin's Law.  Brokeback Mountain.  Three Blind Jellyfish.

DONE.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on April 12, 2011, 03:51:22 PM
hehe I say Gabe wins... just because he can
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mike KC on April 12, 2011, 06:58:10 PM
- Did you incept me?
- . . . No?
- (-_-) I blow you up with my mind.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on April 13, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
WINNER!
"I had an awesome dream last night about - "

"I put it there"

"-_-"

It's a trick, we need to go deeper!
Sorry about the massive inactivity lately everyone, life has become one massive ball of holy sh!t


LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Ashley McC - 2
Joseph Stevenson - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Shawn Meilicke - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://prommanow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/anthony-pettis-showtime-kick-big.gif)
He did not just...!
In honor of my absence, this round is worth TWO points! ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mike KC on April 13, 2011, 10:49:08 AM
Minty fresh "kick"-tac!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Adam Moore on April 13, 2011, 11:07:34 AM
And they think traceurs are peaceful...
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on April 13, 2011, 12:32:56 PM
"Yes, I cleared the black square!!!...wait dude did I kick you?! Sorry mate!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on April 13, 2011, 08:36:30 PM
"Hadouken Kick!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Lue on April 13, 2011, 11:14:07 PM
Leggo my Eggo!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on April 14, 2011, 08:24:23 AM
White shorts attacks with "Stinky Foot"! It's Super Effective!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: JoJo S. on April 15, 2011, 07:16:38 AM
"...and that is what happens when you shower in Chuck Norris' tears"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on April 15, 2011, 02:47:47 PM
"YEAHHHHHH!!!! I LEARNED THAT FROM MIRROR'S EDGE, BITCH!!!!"
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on April 18, 2011, 09:30:01 PM
WINNER!
And they think traceurs are peaceful...

Should've never told him that flips are Parkour...

LEADER BOARD
Jesse Wharton - 4
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Ashley McC - 2
Joseph Stevenson - 2
Constable Cuffe - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Shawn Meilicke - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://www.killerfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Fast_Five_Still_01.jpg)
Come at me Rock!
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on April 18, 2011, 09:42:35 PM
"Can you feel the love tonight" plays softly in the background
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Adam Moore on April 19, 2011, 02:30:01 AM
That's not my 9mm Vinny boi

 ::)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on April 19, 2011, 02:48:17 AM
"I have a beard, you lose."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on April 19, 2011, 05:11:36 AM
You lean in 90% of the way, and let her come to you
(Hitch reference)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on April 19, 2011, 08:45:22 AM
Hug it out man...hug it out.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mike KC on April 20, 2011, 07:47:58 AM
Vin - I think . . .

Rock - >:( IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!! >:(
(Reference to his good old WWE days)
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on April 21, 2011, 01:43:33 PM
Tough guy stares do nothing to relieve the awkward tension.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on April 21, 2011, 04:03:48 PM
Hey bro, do I smell?
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kyle Rudolph on April 21, 2011, 04:31:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXe65GRdFA0&feature=related
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Lue on April 21, 2011, 08:53:58 PM
vin-  "and i was like *grunt*"
rock- that ... was... my ... SISTER!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Gabe Arnold on April 22, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
WINNER!
You lean in 90% of the way, and let her come to you.

Won't their over-developed chests get in the way...? Andrew pulls ahead and becomes our de facto point leader! Oh, and for future reference, you don't have to put what the reference is to. If it's good, we'll get it. ;)

LEADER BOARD
Andrew 'Mumu' Trahum - 5
Jesse Wharton - 4
Seth L. - 3
FreeStyleFox - 3
Andrew Hull - 3
Hazim Salem - 2.5
Patrick Witbrod - 2
Dan Kelley - 2
G.Jackson - 2
Lawson Darnell - 2
Shay - 2
Ashley McC - 2
Joseph Stevenson - 2
Constable Cuffe - 2
Run_jump_destroy - 1
Tanner O'Donnell - 1
Michael H. - 1
Kendall Ann Smith - 1
Chris Seaton - 1
Jeremy Osborn - 1
Sai Chikine - 1
Gavin Barnes - 1
MattWilloughby - 1
North - 1
Mickeynotmouse - 1
Zack W - 1
Shawn Meilicke - 1

NEXT ROUND!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9g7DVaKLBM8/TQdMAAJdy9I/AAAAAAAAFsU/kKxmefKxAy0/s1600/kratos_mortal_kombat.jpg)
Must be a new massage technic.
ADD IT!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on April 22, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
YOU FOOL!  HOW OFTEN DO YOU BRUSH?!?  YOU HAVE 4 CAVITIES THIS TIME!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Nick Lue on April 22, 2011, 10:32:37 PM
Dental is one of the many free health care services provided in Canada!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Mike KC on April 23, 2011, 03:59:01 AM
Just let me get that spinach in your teeth!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Joseph Landholt on April 23, 2011, 09:18:01 AM
I wanna play horsey!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Fecteau on April 23, 2011, 09:19:04 AM
This is what happens when Kratos finds out you didn't eat your broccoli.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Seth on April 23, 2011, 09:26:18 AM
New Pain Free* Dental Care!!



*=Not really.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Donald Morrow on April 23, 2011, 10:27:58 AM
You've got one crazy sister. She loves it when I do this!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Adam Moore on April 23, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Obama look what you've done to the health care system!!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: hfksla on April 23, 2011, 05:35:04 PM
"Going anywhere for the holidays?"
"mhmbmmhm"
"Please don't talk when my hands are in your mouth"
"mmhsrmmy"
"Yeah, the kid's and I have been talking about going to Hawaii this spring."
"mmmhbmmmh"
"Sir, I'm not going to ask again, please do not try to talk while my hands are in your mouth."
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Shyam Subramanian on April 23, 2011, 06:02:44 PM
"Going anywhere for the holidays?"
"mhmbmmhm"
"Please don't talk when my hands are in your mouth"
"mmhsrmmy"
"Yeah, the kid's and I have been talking about going to Hawaii this spring."
"mmmhbmmmh"
"Sir, I'm not going to ask again, please do not try to talk while my hands are in your mouth."

GREATEST.  VIDEO.  EVER.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Michael Himes on April 24, 2011, 01:52:48 AM
I swear to god if you bite me you won't have a head.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jesse Wharton on April 26, 2011, 11:15:13 AM
I TOLD YOU TO SMILE WHEN WE'RE TAKING PICTURES!!!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Kauri on May 01, 2011, 03:21:42 PM
WTF IS THIS?!?! DO YOU NOT FLOSS...EVER?!?!
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Ninjatic Silver on May 08, 2011, 10:14:30 AM
After hours of man on man action, he still wasn't ready for this one.
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Stevie Leifheit on May 08, 2011, 10:38:59 AM
GREATEST.  VIDEO.  EVER.

And I showed it to you xD
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: superdude88 on May 11, 2011, 01:39:03 PM
i will send you to the underworlds dentist mwa ha ha
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: Jake Lessin on May 13, 2011, 09:04:37 AM
hey look, this lantern is on a body.                                                                                                              why wont it come off
Title: Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
Post by: mickeynotmouse on May 15, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
PRESS HARDER!!

I CAN STILL HEAR *insert pop music singer here*!!!!