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Not Parkour or Freerunning => Socialize => Topic started by: Johnny Boy on March 08, 2006, 05:01:06 PM

Title: Jack Bauer
Post by: Johnny Boy on March 08, 2006, 05:01:06 PM
http://www.dcparkour.com/JackBauer
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Josh Klute on March 08, 2006, 05:13:29 PM
That will sure make you sleep well
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: The Manilla Gorilla on March 08, 2006, 05:34:28 PM
Is that supposed to be like the chuck norris fact things? Chuck norris is the shizznat

And in regrads to Jack Baurer if hes so high and mighty, Then why couldn't he save Edgar!!???
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Asa Liebmann on March 08, 2006, 05:38:21 PM
Edgar looked at him wrong once.
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Mike "Pyro" Araujo on March 08, 2006, 07:07:09 PM
Chuck Norris could kill Bauer. I mean it's Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: The Manilla Gorilla on March 08, 2006, 07:15:46 PM
Last season on 24 they didnt shoot down that nuclear weapon, chuck norris just jumped real high and punched it out of the sky
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: coastal96 on March 09, 2006, 06:10:35 AM
Last season on 24 they didnt shoot down that nuclear weapon, chuck norris just jumped real high and punched it out of the sky

I thought he gave it a roundhouse kick :P
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Mike "Pyro" Araujo on March 09, 2006, 12:33:35 PM
Both of you are wrong the nuclear weapon WAS chuck norris. And they didn't shoot him down he went to go get laid.  :P
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: The Manilla Gorilla on March 09, 2006, 02:32:56 PM
Who would win in a fact Chuck Norris Or Macgyver.... The answer comming soon
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Josh Klute on March 09, 2006, 07:58:52 PM
Richard Dean Anderson is my hero! :D  I mean with Stargate and Macgyver how can you go wrong, Chuck Norris is so overrated ;)
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: psycosis12 on March 18, 2006, 04:08:39 AM
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

those are the one that made my stomach hurt...........lmao cool click for that one, nice find! ;D
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Skipper on March 18, 2006, 08:53:42 AM
If anyone can reach to the back of their mind and remember the old SNL "Bill Brasky" sketches, youll realize that Bill Brasky was the originator of those rediculous statements.

"Bill Brasky is a 10 foot monster that bathes in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!"
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: Asa Liebmann on March 18, 2006, 09:25:36 AM
We could keep tracing it back forever, for instance, Braveheart:

"If [William Wallace] were here he would smite the british with lightning bolts from his eyes and fireballs from his arse"
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
Post by: The Manilla Gorilla on March 18, 2006, 09:27:31 AM
Hahahahaha, oh william wallace... that rascle, and his freedom based shannigans...ahhh, boys will be boys
Title: Re: Jack Bauer
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