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Parkour and Freerunning => Parkour And Freerunning => Topic started by: Mark Toorock on May 21, 2008, 05:58:06 AM

Title: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Mark Toorock on May 21, 2008, 05:58:06 AM
This will hopefully keep people from starting 17 threads about something that is totally inane and senseless and done entirely for fun.

Next Up: Monkeys!

Colobus Monkeys have no thumbs - can you say "Monkey Noob"

from there there is no real "order - even colobus are very adequate climbers.

FAQ.
NO - we will not change them
NO - we will not make you a custom one
NO- we don't really care what you think of the "ranking" system ;)
YES - you will be banned for posting craploa to up your post count - this will be a limit on posting ban only
YES - the more you post, the better you become at parkour - trust me, it will work.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on May 21, 2008, 06:20:14 AM
yay for monkeys  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Nom on May 21, 2008, 06:28:38 AM

YES - the more you post, the better you become at parkour - trust me, it will work.


fact.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Kevin Davies on May 21, 2008, 06:42:54 AM
Quote
YES - the more you post, the better you become at parkour - trust me, it will work.
Sweet! I am going to write a program that finds topics in old threads and creates new threads about the same things over and over.  It will be able to run 24/7 and my parkour ability will skyrocket.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 07:28:22 AM
Wooot monKeys
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Matthew Lee Willis on May 21, 2008, 07:50:19 AM
Nice Mark!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Paul Leon Mederos on May 21, 2008, 08:39:29 AM
I think in celebration of bunnies, we should have bunny ranks. I completely object your decision on the current ranks.  :-Sarcasm
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Brian Belida on May 21, 2008, 09:42:58 AM
CIVIL WAR : I'm with Bunnies
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on May 21, 2008, 10:38:50 AM
Long live teh rabbits [Lagomorpha Leporidae]!

The top rank should be 'Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog' [from Monty Python] or 'Easter Bunny'

Middle could be 'Bugs Bunny'

Another middle could be 'Peter Rabbit'

Bottom rank could be 'Playboy Bunny'
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: David Wuffey Haimes on May 21, 2008, 10:45:41 AM
I'm with the bunny idea :)
they're very ferocious lol
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Kyle Rudolph on May 21, 2008, 10:49:50 AM
I think in celebration of bunnies, we should have bunny ranks. I completely object your decision on the current ranks.  :-Sarcasm

Yes! Bunnies. Look at his avatar. It's so damn cute!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on May 21, 2008, 12:00:39 PM
LONG LIVE THE EASTER BUNNY

*chants* Sanctum Peter cotteum, Deus and reguneum.
             Hippitus hoppitus regus domine.
             In suspiratoreum, lepus inre sanctum.
             Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine. *chants*

but seriously monkeys rule.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 12:09:45 PM
Nope all bunnies are about is making Sweet bunny love by multiplying, Monkeys are symbolic for Parkour!
But for the monkey ranks it shud be

Pygmy Marmaset
Spider Monkey
Mandrill
Orangutan
SILVERBACK GORILLA
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Austin Winstel on May 21, 2008, 12:17:21 PM
i luv it
i didn't quite understand the point of the coffee ranks
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 12:20:06 PM
Wait what do you love my Monkey sheet?
or....?
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: EpicMovement on May 21, 2008, 05:40:59 PM
lol. I hate coffee anyways. Monkeys are better. :-Sarcasm
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Matt Hudson on May 21, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
I'm so glad I found this thread I had no idea what the hell a Mandrill was.. lol

Bunnies ftw!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 05:55:57 PM
Dus any1 like my suggestion?
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Chris "Krazian" Oshiro on May 21, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
I'm with Leon and Sat, Bunnies!!!

Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 07:33:43 PM
Bears!

Rankings:

Sun Bear
Brown Bear
Black Bear
Panda Bear
Grizzly Bear

I think its brilliant
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Matt Hudson on May 21, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
Bears!

Rankings:

Sun Bear
Brown Bear
Black Bear
Panda Bear
Grizzly Bear

I think its brilliant

No!
Bunnies = win!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 21, 2008, 08:20:40 PM
Oh really cud u say no to this

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/01/02/science/03cute.large1.jpg

then take a look at this

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2054045819_1d2a063314.jpg
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: KC Parsons on May 22, 2008, 10:08:51 AM
So our rankings are monkeys now?
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Kyle Rudolph on May 22, 2008, 10:24:10 AM
Oh really cud u say no to this

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/01/02/science/03cute.large1.jpg

then take a look at this

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2188/2054045819_1d2a063314.jpg

I'd rather have this anyways.

(http://i27.tinypic.com/110jew9.jpg)


Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: james2610 on May 22, 2008, 11:51:18 AM
i didnt know anyone would be bothered about changing, upping their ranks. I thought everyone was here just to discuss parkour  ??? its stupid really for doing crap like that guys
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on May 22, 2008, 11:53:35 AM
i didnt know anyone would be bothered about changing, upping their ranks. I thought everyone was here just to discuss parkour  ??? its stupid really for doing crap like that guys

BLASPHEMY!!!!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Charlie" Frontflip" Chase on May 22, 2008, 05:29:22 PM
Wow our forum ranks changed? I didn't even notice, you guys are so sneaky here at apk.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: shadow1234 on May 22, 2008, 07:31:54 PM
Man, I love coffee, I was so looking forward to being Sumatran Dark. :(
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 22, 2008, 07:34:47 PM
Lol
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Phytolith on May 23, 2008, 06:06:07 AM
BTW, there shouldn't be an "s" on Guenon. . . unless you're talking about several of them.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Chance B. on May 23, 2008, 08:31:44 AM
Maybe you are more than one person. ???

Just kidding....but I better start posting more if I want to be a better monkey! 8)

Edit: I just read your first post again M2...I think it is a good Idea. I supports the way I view "being good at parkour"...if that makes sense.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Paul Leon Mederos on May 23, 2008, 12:27:11 PM
I must keep this thread alive until the big bosses up above listen to the small people down below and grant them their wishes of cuteness.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on May 23, 2008, 12:32:03 PM
yay for cuteness  ;)
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on May 27, 2008, 04:38:26 AM
Leon's infamous bunny backflip coming soon!!!

 ;)
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Mark Toorock on May 27, 2008, 05:47:12 AM
yay for rabbit stew!!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Chris "Krazian" Oshiro on May 27, 2008, 07:48:53 PM
yay for rabbit stew!!


 :'(
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Nom on May 28, 2008, 06:25:39 PM
I suppose I'll rise to the bunny ranks.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: KC Parsons on May 29, 2008, 04:47:13 AM
Fear the bunny.
FEAR it.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on May 29, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
Fear My LeopARD!
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Phil S. on May 30, 2008, 04:42:19 PM
wait why is the first rank a bunny and the rest monkeys? well bunnies are cute, igess
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on May 31, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
wait why is the first rank a bunny and the rest monkeys?

I don't know what you're talking about... :-Sarcasm
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: NickMc on May 31, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
I'm in ur kitchen doin parkour!



cats rule
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on May 31, 2008, 08:48:39 PM
I'm in ur kitchen doin parkour!



cats rule SUCK

"I'm sitting on a basket?  [WTF]?"
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Moa on June 01, 2008, 05:04:16 PM
BEWARE THE BUNNY UPRISING


(it is coming and when it happens, you'll know)
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: james2610 on June 03, 2008, 07:13:39 AM
bunnys have no purpose in life.... :-Sarcasm
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on June 03, 2008, 07:57:22 AM
bunnys have no purpose in life.... :-Sarcasm

you have no purpose in life.... :-Sarcasm
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: misstanyamae on June 08, 2008, 10:39:07 PM
I came home today to find about twelve bunnies and their mommy (this may be an exaggeration). My boyfriend almost ran over them, but I was halfway out the car door... squealing, cooing, and trying to get a closer look. It was the cutest moment of my life.

I am obviously pro-bun.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on June 09, 2008, 05:10:37 AM
viva la bunny
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: crazy.beaver on June 09, 2008, 07:41:31 AM
I'm not so sure I entirely understand the ranking system ???
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on June 09, 2008, 08:41:56 AM
I'm not so sure I entirely understand the ranking system ???

the more you post the higher your rank. however, the current ranks are monkeys and we want bunnies.

also the more you post the better at pk you become. posts meaning meaningful posts, not garbage.
-Mark
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: BearMills on June 09, 2008, 09:02:15 AM
Thats not true that we all want bunnys..... :-\ Instead of having it all one species Mix it up then we can include a bunny, and a PANDA CAUSE WE ALL LOVE CUTE little pandas  ;D


(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5787/285hl8.jpg)
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3830/1030nh4.jpg)



(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/174143413_f73ff396fc.jpg)
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andrew Robillard on June 09, 2008, 09:48:26 AM
the bunnies have the mods on their side  :P

bunnies for the win.
Title: Re: New Forum "Ranks"
Post by: Andy Keller on June 09, 2008, 10:34:59 AM
Don't test us on our mod support.

Bunnies FTW