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The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« on: November 17, 2007, 07:07:21 PM »
Yesterday I was doing kongs to prec. over a card table onto my precision trainers made out of a fence post(they are about 15 lbs. each) and I did not realize that the table was slanted and I went to kong it, it tips over, my foot gets caught under the trainers, they flip in all directions, hits me in the knee-feels like I bruised the bone, hits the back of my hand, tears it up. That is why this happened http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php?topic=6919.0. Needless to say it hurt like a  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2007, 05:15:51 AM »
does nobody feel the need to comment :-Sarcasm
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2007, 06:13:10 AM »
you're fired.

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 04:43:15 PM »
I can top that!

I was in my room, and did a kong over my twin sized bed longways. I didn't factor in the spring of it and it launched me into my 6"+ thick solid plaster wall. My head went at least 3" into it, and it shot me back about 3' onto my ass! So now there's this huge whole in the wall of our RENTAL HOME!!! lol So now I have this big hole to save up the money to fix somehow without my mom finding out... M2 is already aware of this haha  ::)
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2007, 04:54:00 PM »
thats awesome, your head poked a hole in the wall! we need to see a photo of you with your head positioned in the wall-hole, and one of just the hole itself. are you still shaved bald? that would only enhance the effect.. lol

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2007, 05:37:10 PM »
Break free for the bloody shackles of society, and flow like water in a river. We Are Free.



''We take the bridge, at dawn''

You are getting arrested for doing kongs in a precision only zone.

Go with the flow-HA, I am the flow.

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2007, 05:38:44 PM »
thats awesome, your head poked a hole in the wall! we need to see a photo of you with your head positioned in the wall-hole, and one of just the hole itself. are you still shaved bald? that would only enhance the effect.. lol

That can be arranged...

And no, I do have hair now, I was thinking about shaving it again for the picture...my gf wont let me haha
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 07:07:11 AM »
I FINALLY got a camera and took those pics haha. And so...

Here's the hole...


And here's the cause of the hole...


lol good times...

And out of a wonderful trip to my dad's house, I got everything I need to fix it now, YAY.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2007, 07:10:26 AM by Overdrive »
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 07:11:02 AM »
Sorry about the size of the pics, I tried to resize them twice but they wont take...
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2007, 09:38:29 AM »
LOL!

KONG TO HEAD-IN-WALL = HOLE!

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 02:26:08 PM »
That is freaking awesome...seriously...just...awesome.

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 02:36:30 PM »
I didn't factor in the spring of it and it launched me into my 6"+ thick solid plaster wall. My head went at least 3" into it,

You remembered the Newtons law, action = reaction  ;D

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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 03:52:45 AM »
I'm so glad you just ate drywall!  What if you had hit a stud!   :o
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2007, 10:29:25 AM »
it would look something like this

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OUCH son of a  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2007, 04:08:59 PM »
Haha, awesome man. Once, way back when, before I knew what Parkour was, I tried to tic-tac off the wall to touch the ceiling to the heck of it, and my foot went RIGHT through the wall.

And the kicker? (pardon the pun) It was in a church.  :-X

Boo erns to me. Although I did learn how to fix dry wall from the situation. Which helped me get a job later in life.
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Re: The funniest bail ever(and most painful yet)
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 06:02:52 PM »
my bro once slammed a skateboard into my head  :-\