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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM »
Ya know Quazar, you have definitely got to be the comic refief of our community. ;D
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2006, 04:05:13 PM »
I do what I can ;D

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2006, 06:40:24 PM »
should we get into the discussion of newb vs noob ???  ;D

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2006, 06:46:34 PM »
Actually I beleive the acurate measurement of graduation from newbness is how many ladies your parkour get                                                                                                                                                                0-16              newb
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2006, 07:18:31 PM »
Oh right sorry, I was in the "All of Jesse's ladies and then some" category

My mistake, it happens sometimes :)

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2006, 07:24:59 PM »
You are not a n00b when you pwnzers Leon in all computer based games.

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2006, 12:48:43 AM »
A crap quaz that means my GF is doomed to forever newbness since I can't seem to convince that chicks really are worth trying on for size.
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2006, 10:50:32 AM »
Oh Dear...

Yes... He Went There

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2006, 03:07:44 PM »
A crap quaz that means my GF is doomed to forever newbness since I can't seem to convince that chicks really are worth trying on for size.


This is a weird post man, funny though (lol).

P.S. If you don't think shes worth trying on for size, I'd be glad to. BURNNANA!!!
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2006, 05:14:58 PM »
How many posts can a noob post post if a noob post could post posts.

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2006, 07:00:49 PM »
Flippus man you missed my point its not that my girl is un willing to be tried on for size its that she is unwilling to try other girls on for size.
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2006, 12:35:07 AM »
Quote from: akh horus
How many posts can a noob post post if a noob post could post posts.

I have absolutely no idea, do you? ;D
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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2006, 05:14:19 AM »
If it's like anything else it's probably 42 :p

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Re: When does a "newb" graduate?
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2006, 10:49:13 AM »
Flippus man you missed my point its not that my girl is un willing to be tried on for size its that she is unwilling to try other girls on for size.

OK  ;)

If it's like anything else it's probably 42 :p
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