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Food is pure evil!
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:57:04 AM »
Food exist with the single purpose of stealing our souls! You start eating and even when you feel you are no longer hungry, you continue eating, and even when you can't physically take anymore you continue eating. I just finished my lunch. 5 eggs, fried with white cheese and paprika and half a loaf of bread added to them. It hurts! I seriously start thinking about painting myself green and trying photosyntesis.
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Re: Food is pure evil!
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2014, 05:12:24 AM »
Thanks, but I'm not the kind of a guy that's able to follow diets ::), so I'm not looking for one. And also because of digestive problems that was my last overeat untill Christmass. I'm currently on a forced diet that consists of no, and by no it means f#ckING NO!!!! junk food and generally trying not to overeat at all.
No fear, no pain
Nobody left to blame

My faith has grown
No fear of the unknown