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Offline Tyrell

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Parkour "Titles"
« on: July 15, 2012, 01:48:34 PM »
I've heard some "titles" for traceurs...
1.Traceur. (derp)
2.Runner.
3.Parkourer
4.Parkourist
5.Street Jumper
6.Street Ninja
7.Parkour player
8.City Monkey
 and thats just the tip of the iceberg... have any of you heard any other ones?

(i know some are ridiculous, don't remind me.)

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 10:54:30 PM »
I may have mentioned it before, but someone on another forum used the term, "parkourians".
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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 09:48:21 AM »
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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 08:31:35 PM »

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 09:09:27 PM »
Peter Parkour

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 07:40:06 AM »
I'm a rage froobler.

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 03:09:18 PM »
street gymnists!

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 09:33:30 PM »
I'm a rage froobler.
I can't remember the last time I heard this term.
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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 08:11:42 PM »
Some of the ones I've heard recently...

Assassin
Ninja
Those guys that jump on everything
"HEY, YOU!"

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 04:53:46 PM »
Some of the ones I've heard recently...

Assassin
Ninja
Those guys that jump on everything
"HEY, YOU!"

I hear "HEY YOU" all the time.
next to, "DON"T TOUCH MY FENCE EVER AGAIN!" and
"I KNEW NO GOOD WOULD COME THESE YOUNG FOLKS AND THEIR FLYING MACHINE BODIES!!"

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2012, 08:52:52 AM »
Flipster
Fag
nice ass
The flying mullet
poser
parkour guy
Concrete monkey
and timber ******
So long as I have parkour I'm okay.

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2012, 02:35:07 PM »
Monkey Man.
Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends, go to

very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn

The Human, the fun times never end.

Adventure Time!

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2012, 06:01:10 PM »
Roof runner, trick monkey, monkeyboy, (i look like a monkey...), jackie chan, street gymnast, pole dancer x) the names definitely go on

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2012, 04:14:42 PM »
"suspect in a triple homicide"
Aren't we all running?

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2012, 08:00:01 PM »
"suspect in a triple homicide"

I thought it was a double! YOINK!


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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2012, 07:47:29 AM »
I thought it was a double! YOINK!
Hahaha dude that was straight up the scariest day ever.
Aren't we all running?

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2012, 11:48:54 PM »
"suspect in a triple homicide"

A lot of people seem to think I'm a thief or burglar. >.>


....There isn't even any way into most buildings via the roof! What do they think I'm doing up there?!

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2012, 08:45:29 AM »
A lot of people seem to think I'm a thief or burglar. >.>


....There isn't even any way into most buildings via the roof! What do they think I'm doing up there?!
You're stealing shingles.
So long as I have parkour I'm okay.

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Re: Parkour "Titles"
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2012, 04:10:25 PM »
Of course--snatching valuable roof tiles and selling them on the black home improvement market.  :P