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Offline Alvendam

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5600 on: December 20, 2014, 01:33:22 PM »
When you dress with worse taste in fashion that the local hobos.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5601 on: December 20, 2014, 01:50:13 PM »
When you dress with worse taste in fashion that the local hobos.
Haha! Love it!  Sooo true. 
... when your family thinks your sick if you don't vault over the living room coach when u go through the room.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5602 on: March 04, 2015, 01:26:54 PM »
This happened to me yesterday.
When you almost get hit by a car, because you have spent the last 20 seconds looking at the roof of a building, thinking if it's climable.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5603 on: March 09, 2015, 12:33:49 PM »
     When hearing "my hands hurt from all these pushups on asphalt" during pt makes you genuinly mad. Bro, do parkour...


    When people get mad that we are running during an ice storm and everyone is slipping and sliding and your just fine. Bro, ice is just another obstacle, get up and f*****g do parkour.9
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5604 on: March 11, 2015, 01:48:27 PM »
     When hearing "my hands hurt from all these pushups on asphalt" during pt makes you genuinly mad. Bro, do parkour...


    When people get mad that we are running during an ice storm and everyone is slipping and sliding and your just fine. Bro, ice is just another obstacle, get up and f*****g do parkour.9
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5605 on: March 11, 2015, 02:15:05 PM »
*Posts*  :-X
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5606 on: March 24, 2015, 08:24:02 AM »
When you get mad at people for faking parkour
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5607 on: April 03, 2015, 01:41:05 PM »
... when cops say "oh you're those guys.  Well, go ahead"

happened last night!


Dude I wish, when I have run ins with the cops it's ALWAYS bad, I am polite, concise and easy to get along with, I don't talk sh*t, I don't tell them "Hey I'm training go away." I've been arrested twice, once for being on top of a school and again for doing rail spins at a local church

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5608 on: April 04, 2015, 05:44:03 AM »
Not that I know your local laws, but I guess you were rightfully arrested for both climbing on the school and using a church to do parkour.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5609 on: May 11, 2015, 01:13:59 AM »
When your first thought in the morning is, "I wonder if any websites would give me a discount for buying feiyues in bulk..."

That's genuinely how my day just began. Haha
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #5610 on: May 16, 2015, 09:09:59 AM »
haha^

When your not ready to commit to a Parkour tattoo for yourself yet so
you give your favorite Parkour backpack a tattoo first.
(Gotta love all these military sewing shops)
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.