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Offline Nicholas Schiebel

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3000 on: December 21, 2009, 05:49:41 PM »
- when people call you loner and all you want to say is "at least im getting exercise... which you could clearly use." :P

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3001 on: December 21, 2009, 06:20:41 PM »
lol not in a mean way... this happened to me today.not that they actually need it :P

-you know that David Belle would totaly precision on Chuck Norris's face
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3002 on: December 21, 2009, 06:26:54 PM »
-you know that David Belle would totaly precision on Chuck Norris's face

i like this one lol

....you know David Belle would then back flip off of Chuck Norris's face :P
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3003 on: December 22, 2009, 08:31:10 AM »
-When your body is soar so you think its the perfect opportunity to do the essay dew after the holidays...... instead you find yourself doing pull ups in your room.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3004 on: December 22, 2009, 09:15:27 AM »
-When your body is soar so you think its the perfect opportunity to do the essay dew after the holidays...... instead you find yourself doing pull ups in your room.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3005 on: December 22, 2009, 01:09:37 PM »
ha, well i am planning on getting the APK BDUs, if i dont get em for christmas ill be buying them next chance i get (aka when i have moneY)
I (hopefully) am going to get a crap ton of APK merchandise for Christmas. After, that made up atelast half of my list.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3006 on: December 22, 2009, 03:09:37 PM »
You Know Your A traceur When Your Whole Christmas List Was FULL Of APK Stuff!!
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3007 on: December 22, 2009, 04:16:36 PM »
You Know Your A traceur When Your Whole Christmas List Was FULL Of APK Stuff!!
I hear ya, I might get a new small backpack(old one has a zipper problem), and some Feiyues.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3008 on: December 23, 2009, 10:38:31 AM »
You know you're a traceur when you get everyone you know a copy of Jump London and Yamakazi for X-mas.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3009 on: December 23, 2009, 11:46:58 AM »
when your showing the site to one of your friends, and while checking this thread start laughing uncontrollably  while your friend is stuck there saying, "Whats so funny?" even though u point out the exact post your laughing at.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3010 on: December 23, 2009, 06:23:58 PM »
when your showing the site to one of your friends, and while checking this thread start laughing uncontrollably  while your friend is stuck there saying, "Whats so funny?" even though u point out the exact post your laughing at.

lol.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3011 on: December 23, 2009, 06:40:42 PM »
when your tired of trying to find a space near the front so you park in the back of the mall and speed vault to get to movie stop,    then on ur way out you speed vault to a chest high drop onto ice and land it in front of some random guy sitting on that wall trying to get warm.   lol weeeee!
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3012 on: December 25, 2009, 05:00:07 AM »
......you and your buddy call shotgun at the sametime and then race to the car and the only reason you win is because you just kong'd over the roof of a civic. His face after you land PRICELESS
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3013 on: December 25, 2009, 10:29:46 AM »
... Even though it's a blizzard outside you are still training in your backyard.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3014 on: December 26, 2009, 10:48:26 AM »
You know you're a traceur when you're obsessed with finding a way to safely roll backwards....
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3015 on: December 27, 2009, 04:06:57 PM »
You're looking at apartments and decide which one based on how many ways you can get up and down.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3016 on: December 27, 2009, 05:36:34 PM »
- When you official play tag with your little cousin and his friends because they play in the sweet church across the street.
...the only reason why they let you play is because they like to see you run up the walls.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3017 on: December 27, 2009, 09:54:08 PM »
when you know that the most efficient way to get past a fresh snow bank is directly through it..... head head first by diving rolling into it.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3018 on: December 28, 2009, 06:43:27 AM »
-when your teachers have gotten used to you tic-tacing in the hallway to get on top of a friend's back and don't even bother with the 'speech' anymore
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #3019 on: December 28, 2009, 10:11:37 AM »
-When you feel like one-