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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2900 on: November 24, 2009, 06:41:37 PM »
when your school is constantly trying to recruit you
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2901 on: November 24, 2009, 08:18:14 PM »
When you know that almost all of the posts on this thread after page 120 are just contradictions of other peoples, "You know when you're a traceur when" posts.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2902 on: November 25, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »
Half the reason you post here is just so it reaches 200 pages

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2903 on: November 25, 2009, 02:41:44 PM »
when you do cat balances up rails instead of walking up the stairs
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2904 on: November 25, 2009, 03:55:21 PM »
When you decide that you're going to do 200 kongs when this reaches 200 pages, then publish it.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2905 on: November 25, 2009, 05:52:46 PM »
you could make it 300 to be part of this:
http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php/topic,19365.0/topicseen.html


ykyatw when your wardrobe went from all jeans to almost no jeans, and the only ones you have left have rips all over from not being able to go in the direction needed
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2906 on: November 25, 2009, 06:45:53 PM »
... you do jumptucks in the mall dressing room when trying on new jeans.
Just did that with all six pairs of used jeans I bought.
And I only buy used jeans now because they are already broken in.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2907 on: November 25, 2009, 07:04:42 PM »
i do that all the time too
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2908 on: November 27, 2009, 03:45:51 PM »
Just did that with all six pairs of used jeans I bought.
And I only buy used jeans now because they are already broken in.

whats a jumptuck?
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2909 on: November 27, 2009, 06:43:15 PM »
jump up and tuck your knees to your chest to make sure the pants are flexible enough for kongs and the like, lol
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2910 on: November 27, 2009, 07:09:22 PM »
ykyatw when your wardrobe went from all jeans to almost no jeans, and the only ones you have left have rips all over from not being able to go in the direction needed

...This makes you chuckle, both at the redundancy and because of your own pants situation. 
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2911 on: November 28, 2009, 02:40:58 PM »
jump up and tuck your knees to your chest to make sure the pants are flexible enough for kongs and the like, lol

Oh, I thought he meant into the new pants some how....

ahahaha....
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2912 on: December 06, 2009, 07:46:52 PM »
lmao
thatd be epic
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2913 on: December 07, 2009, 06:27:11 AM »
When you attach zippers/velcro-straps to the mouths of all the pockets in all your pants/trousers/jeans because you don't want stuff falling out of it when you're going about your normal business through the day doing parkour (which is one and the same thing ;D).

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2914 on: December 07, 2009, 07:30:16 AM »
15 pages to go!


When you're climbing from tree to tree, and find yourself getting tailed by a coupla' squirrels...
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2915 on: December 07, 2009, 09:18:01 AM »
when you start a parkour club souly to get people to train with and to keep the campus police from being able to kick you off.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2916 on: December 07, 2009, 09:30:56 AM »
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When you're climbing from tree to tree, and find yourself getting tailed by a coupla' squirrels...

I laughed when I saw that..... cause thats totally what happened to me.... I was climbing a big pin tree and before I knew it a couple of squirrels were up there with me..... haha, they were all like confused and stuff cause they never seen a human in a tree before......

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2917 on: December 07, 2009, 09:52:43 AM »
I laughed when I saw that..... cause thats totally what happened to me.... I was climbing a big pin tree and before I knew it a couple of squirrels were up there with me..... haha, they were all like confused and stuff cause they never seen a human in a tree before......

yeah, but it sucks cuz you have to be careful after they start tailing you. They might try to start something, and you'll get bit, or you might shake 'em off the branches with your size... poor squirrels...
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2918 on: December 07, 2009, 09:53:38 AM »
yeah, but it sucks cuz you have to be careful after they start tailing you. They might try to start something, and you'll get bit, or you might shake 'em off the branches with your size... poor squirrels...
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #2919 on: December 07, 2009, 10:02:34 AM »
Or they'll make you their leader.

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