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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1400 on: January 07, 2009, 04:33:27 PM »
It doesn't work on all computers.  What OS are you guys running?

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1401 on: January 07, 2009, 04:47:24 PM »
it turns the screen upside down
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1402 on: January 07, 2009, 04:50:01 PM »
I have Windows what do you have?
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1403 on: January 07, 2009, 04:56:53 PM »
XP.  Do you have vista?

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1404 on: January 07, 2009, 05:37:25 PM »
my computer doesnt do it, but its a lap top so screw it i will turn te whole computer upside down

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1405 on: January 07, 2009, 06:34:09 PM »
when you go to a skate park but dont bring a skateboard;)
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1406 on: January 07, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »
Yeah, That thing on vista sucks.
A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1407 on: January 07, 2009, 07:53:40 PM »
Yeah, That thing on vista sucks.

what thing?

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1408 on: January 07, 2009, 08:19:02 PM »
if you held control+alt+down arrow so that you can read this thread while doing handstands
im totally doing this right after i type this message
That thing.

when you go to a skate park but dont bring a skateboard;)

I have done that and people there asked me if I did parkour cause I had on my Kirovs. I got a good work out as well. And some funny looks  :P
« Last Edit: January 07, 2009, 08:20:52 PM by Matt Hein »
A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1409 on: January 07, 2009, 11:34:42 PM »
You should go see a therapist about your superhero complex, but instead just go outside and train more.
As soon as you stop pushing yourself, stop trying to reach your paragon, the day that you become content with your abilities and place in life, that's the day you start dying.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1410 on: January 08, 2009, 03:20:13 PM »

when you go to a skate park but dont bring a skateboard;)

I have done that and people there asked me if I did parkour cause I had on my Kirovs. I got a good work out as well. And some funny looks  :P
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1411 on: January 08, 2009, 04:05:09 PM »
I got XP and its not working XD
brushing your teeth helps you lose weight?

hmmm....


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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1412 on: January 08, 2009, 04:07:09 PM »
~When you go to the park to enduance train and people invite you to play soccer/rugby
 
~When you go to said park and the rugby coach ask you to train with them

~When you train with said team,it is a warm up for you

~you laugh on the inside when they refer qm as crab walking

~When you tell everyone you know that you had 3 consectivue parkour dreams and you desperatly try various sleeping methods to have them again

~You watch discovery planet to compare your tree climbing skills to a monkey

~people ask you to do tricks on the spot,or ask you to climb ridiculously high stuff....and you do it anyways

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1413 on: January 08, 2009, 05:48:54 PM »
You're friends just start to know that "look" you get when you see an obstacle, and are always ready to explain parkour to friends that have no idea you just randomly ran off tho go jump off things.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1414 on: January 08, 2009, 09:04:34 PM »
You're friends just start to know that "look" you get when you see an obstacle, and are always ready to explain parkour to friends that have no idea you just randomly ran off tho go jump off things.

I'ts reached that point with me. :p

...When you don't just walk you precision step.
...If you lol'ed at how ridiculous the parkour assassins looked when they where all doing synchronized QM in Babylon A.D.
...You laugh when you see a lay person try to hop a fence
...Girls come up to you and ask you to support them and teach them to hop fences 0.o true.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1415 on: January 09, 2009, 02:00:55 PM »
My friend just told me, once upon a time he was in the bathroom playing "The ground is lava" took a dump, standing on his window seal, holding himself up with his hands on the wall.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1416 on: January 09, 2009, 02:58:38 PM »
No that's just messed up! ^_^ I don't care if I get to the point that I can sleep on my head. I will always sit to crap. You can take that to the bank.

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             ..."the Sun Trust building, god I loved her. Had the smoothest rails in this city.
                  Oh, and that CityBank, I remember when I climbed all over those walls."


  ... When you land a jump and then yell "Hells yeah, Prince of Persia aint got nothing on me!"

  ... When you plan Assassin's Creed and get frustrated that you see a move that would work, but that the game can't perform.
... so says DaCoda.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1417 on: January 09, 2009, 06:15:33 PM »
...when you write a letter to the creators of 'Assassins Creed' explaining to them that, although 'Desmond' was very good at muscle-ups (he never seemed to get tired), he could have incorporated more creativity into his movements to better fit his environment and suggested some moves.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1418 on: January 09, 2009, 07:11:47 PM »
I looks forward to the dentist visits, just to train after the visit. A.K.A, the ann arbor dentist school hotspot

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1419 on: January 09, 2009, 08:02:12 PM »
What I hate most is when you make a jump you know would hurt, but the charicter is cool, but when you make a jump that is physicaly possible he misses like crazy.

... so says DaCoda.