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Offline Bobby Bohemier

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1280 on: December 10, 2008, 01:21:18 PM »
When your wedding vows include the word vault or jump.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1281 on: December 10, 2008, 02:42:44 PM »
When your wedding vows include the word vault or jump.

Haha. That's too funny. Sounds more like the wedding night.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1282 on: December 10, 2008, 03:08:04 PM »
When your wedding vows include the word vault or jump.

Haha. That's too funny. Sounds more like the wedding night.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1283 on: December 10, 2008, 04:28:40 PM »
When your wedding vows include the word vault or jump.
   

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1284 on: December 10, 2008, 04:41:06 PM »
When you've gone out to train in the snow after reading more of these posts every day, only to realize that icy snow sucks to roll in  :-X




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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1285 on: December 10, 2008, 05:54:03 PM »
When the shirt that says "Keep stairing(sp) i might do a trick" applies to you so now when people stair at you while your wearing it and you do a flip just to make them leave

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1286 on: December 10, 2008, 06:12:09 PM »
When people stare, laugh or call me childish for doing parkour I....

A. Challenge them to a race :)
B. Play a game of tag with them :) :)
C: Do a huge diving kong covering an 18 food surface area :) :) :)
( Dive + Obstacle area + distance after landing)
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1287 on: December 11, 2008, 04:43:22 PM »
You arrange the furniture in your bedroom for training purposes.

 My bed frame is starting to bend from the flips and the bed itself is developing a low spot.  And the thing has gotten so bad I now have 3 layers of foam mattress over it(folded) to not notice the fact I need a new mattress.  I think this might be part of the reason I'm getting a crash pad for christmas :P

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1288 on: December 11, 2008, 05:16:57 PM »
when you worry about how the prediction of the ice storm next week (Oklahomans you know what i am talking about) will effect my training.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1289 on: December 11, 2008, 08:56:33 PM »
You take lessons at Home Depot to learn how to build your own obstacles to train on.
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Offline Jacob Wood

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1290 on: December 12, 2008, 12:39:07 PM »
u lay ur text books on the floor to practice precisions

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1291 on: December 12, 2008, 01:46:42 PM »
u lay ur text books on the floor to practice precisions
You have to buy new textbooks because of said excersize..
A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1292 on: December 12, 2008, 02:26:04 PM »
u lay ur text books on the floor to practice precisions
You have to buy new textbooks because of said excersize..

yea i might have to. i told them not to give me a new book but no, they have to give me one fresh out of the package and now it looks at least 3 years old. but my english book was missing the first 100 or so pages when i got. hope the bio books arent tto expensive (its got to last me one more semester too. i might as well start saving up some money now)

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1293 on: December 12, 2008, 03:47:43 PM »
instead of using an elevator you scale the side of the building

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1294 on: December 12, 2008, 06:16:10 PM »
When your friends get kicked out of a store for running up the down escalator...
but you got kicked out for cat balancing the hand rail.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1295 on: December 13, 2008, 08:08:11 AM »
When your friends get kicked out of a store for running up the down escalator...
but you got kicked out for cat balancing the hand rail.
When they are running up the down escalator and you are cat ballance running up the down escalator's handrail, faster than they are..
A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1296 on: December 13, 2008, 08:42:12 AM »
When your friends get kicked out of a store for running up the down escalator...
but you got kicked out for cat balancing the hand rail.
When they are running up the down escalator and you are cat ballance running up the down escalator's handrail, faster than they are..

When you cat balance up the down escalator faster than they run up the up escalator.
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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1297 on: December 13, 2008, 09:33:57 AM »
When your friends get kicked out of a store for running up the down escalator...
but you got kicked out for cat balancing the hand rail.
When they are running up the down escalator and you are cat ballance running up the down escalator's handrail, faster than they are..

When you cat balance up the down escalator faster than they run up the up escalator.

Little redundant, huh, Bobby?

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1298 on: December 13, 2008, 12:30:58 PM »
Yeah, just a bit.. lol
A bad traceur does a move untill he gets it right. A great traceur does it untill he is not able to get it wrong.

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Re: You know you're a traceur when...
« Reply #1299 on: December 13, 2008, 01:10:00 PM »
probably already posted but

-when you are on a train, and you imagine yourself running on all the roof tops, and making impossible cat leaps and such in all fluent motion