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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #360 on: February 25, 2012, 06:44:21 AM »
Feline Beiber Fever
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
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Now this is happening!
http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php/topic,14576.180.html

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #361 on: February 25, 2012, 04:18:06 PM »
Do you even DO parkour?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbx-yzFgBo

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #362 on: February 25, 2012, 06:13:07 PM »
I'm sorry for your wife's and your luck there. I can't have kids either: apparently if you wear a condom and pull out you can't have kids. You can always go to the pound and adopt a child; wait, I think I got that wrong. Or you could dress the cat up Like Justin Beiber
Well, sorry to hear your man pulls out and wears a condom, that must be very unpleasant.
So long as I have parkour I'm okay.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #363 on: February 25, 2012, 06:27:23 PM »
Do you even DO parkour?

who is this addressed to?
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
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Now this is happening!
http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php/topic,14576.180.html

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #364 on: February 25, 2012, 09:05:48 PM »
Uhhhhhh Micah the Troll.

I should be pending a troll response amirite? Or are you already....trolling me... O.o?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #365 on: February 26, 2012, 04:21:38 PM »
Uhhhhhh Micah the Troll.

I should be pending a troll response amirite? Or are you already....trolling me... O.o?


INCEPTION. BREAK THROUGH. EPIPHANY. REALIZATION.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #366 on: February 27, 2012, 08:54:25 AM »

INCEPTION. BREAK THROUGH. EPIPHANY. REALIZATION.

"Hi! I'm Mark Toorock from American Parkour. Today, we're going to be showing you parkour."

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #367 on: February 27, 2012, 09:54:29 PM »
Do you even DO parkour?
Never heard of it.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #368 on: February 27, 2012, 10:29:18 PM »
Shirley you can't be serious.
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #369 on: February 28, 2012, 02:37:05 PM »
Micah! Why did I come back to the forums?
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #370 on: February 28, 2012, 03:58:55 PM »
Micah, were have i been?
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #371 on: February 28, 2012, 04:46:55 PM »
Micah! Why did I come back to the forums?
Not a clue, they're not what they use to be.
Micah, were have i been?
Not in English class.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #372 on: February 29, 2012, 05:21:20 AM »
Not a clue, they're not what they use to be. Not in English class.
The grammer Nazi strikes again.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #373 on: February 29, 2012, 09:36:06 PM »
Micah, Why haven't I been in English class?
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #374 on: February 29, 2012, 09:54:21 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykbx-yzFgBo

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #375 on: March 01, 2012, 10:58:22 AM »
da gramah Natsee strickes agen.
Fixed XD
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #376 on: March 11, 2012, 04:51:40 PM »
Micah, why haven't you come to see me? It's been MONTHS.
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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #377 on: March 14, 2012, 07:28:00 AM »
Micah, this is a vary imprtant question

Pirates or Ninjas?
David Belle once robbed a bank and left all the money on the Roof. He just wanted to prove that he could overcome any "Vault"..

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #378 on: March 15, 2012, 05:45:12 PM »
Micah, this is a vary imprtant question

Pirates or Ninjas?

Arrgh matey, methinks Keyblade wielders be the best.

Then ninjas.

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Re: Ask Micah the Troll!
« Reply #379 on: March 16, 2012, 08:18:11 AM »
Micha, why haven't you left to see Ashley!?
2 Samuel 22
30 For by you I can run against a troop; By my God I can leap over a wall.
33 God is my strength and power, And He makes my way perfect.
34 ...he sets me on my high places.
37 you enlarged my path under me; so my feet did not slip.