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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2011, 09:21:50 PM »
When asked what his favorite palindrome was, Steve replied with this:

"Dammit I'm mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog". Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A god dam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I'm it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog" Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad."

^^ and then used his fingertips to write it into the sidewalk in Braille for the seeing impaired to appreciate for years to come.
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2011, 10:21:31 PM »
^^ and then used his fingertips to write it into the sidewalk in Braille for the seeing impaired to appreciate for years to come.

That wasn't his finger...


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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2011, 03:31:45 AM »
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2011, 08:04:26 AM »
I was gonna say his nose... Because of the 10 Push Up challenge... But I suppose that works.


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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2011, 03:07:55 PM »
Steve tries the drug called charlie sheen and his face doesn't melt off, nor does his body explode
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2011, 04:57:55 PM »
Steve taught Charlie Sheen how to do this:


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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #46 on: March 11, 2011, 04:24:19 AM »
Steve tries the drug called charlie sheen and his face doesn't melt off, nor does his body explode
Lol. I like this one the best.
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2011, 05:57:02 PM »
Shut up and Train
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2011, 08:33:57 PM »
One day, when he was a smaller viking child, Steve found a wild puppy.  He raised it on table scraps of ground glass, beef, and hate (which are Stevie's normal table scraps as he is on a cyborg-paleo diet).  This puppy came to be known as Courage Wolf.
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2011, 06:52:58 AM »
(because I just don't want this thread to die and keep thinking of these things)

Stevie figures out all of his weightlifting as a percentage of Kyle Rudolph's bodyweight.  He's level 5 according to eatmoveimprove.com's standard in all of them.

Stevie just completed the SS5 requirements, with Kyle wrapped around his ankles to provide a challenge.

Stevie has so much flow the Hoover Dam couldn't stop it.
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2011, 12:05:01 PM »
Steve makes the Hanes Tagless ComfortSoft Briefs look uncomfortable.

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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2011, 08:14:49 PM »
Stevie, in all his greatness, longed for a companion who could keep up with him.... so he adopted this kitten and together they climb towards SUPER SAIYAN...

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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2011, 10:38:25 AM »
Stevie smacked the hulk in the face and told him to stop being a whiney bitch
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2011, 08:39:32 PM »
Steve decided to try his hand as a rapper. He wrote one song which only has five lines in 2 minutes. It went platinum 10 seconds after releasing. Now he's getting ready to go on tour with Jay-Z.

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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2011, 09:19:54 PM »
a recent photo of Stevie in the public restroom
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2011, 07:41:42 AM »
What people fail to realize, is that the floor was actually falling into the Earth. At which point Stevie locked his feet to the stall and held onto the floor.


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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2011, 04:14:35 PM »
What people fail to realize, is that the floor was actually falling into the Earth. At which point Stevie locked his feet to the stall and held onto the floor.

That's because on Steven Low's suggestion, Stevie splits up his "push" and "pull" days.  That was a "pull" day, while the "STEVE LEIFHEIT OverHead Shoulder Press is performed like shown below:
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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2011, 08:36:44 AM »
Thank you for clarifying, I forgot to. Also, scientists have recently confirmed that one can get a tan by standing in Stevie's aura. They're still attempting to find what the exact distance is at the moment.


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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2011, 12:15:34 AM »
My man Stevie Leifheit is so fly

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Re: Stevie Leifheit (the true bio on a real-life superhero)
« Reply #59 on: June 07, 2011, 11:53:11 AM »
Stevie was once stabbed 17 times in an ally. The knife bled to death shortly after.

Stevie is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Stevie won a staring contest with Medusa.

When Stevie works out, he sweats fortitude.
Heck with drugs and alcohol. I get high off exercise. Feel those endorphins pump.
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