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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2010, 09:28:16 PM »
... i think he had to go

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2010, 05:17:34 AM »
lol that really is wtf  [WTF]
Should've seen my face when they told me that I was a woman abuser. >_>;;


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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2010, 03:23:06 AM »
I learned this song on my Acoustic.

La demeure d'un ciel

Then I took it to school for Friday Night. AS SOON as I started playing, Kaylee just starts singing it, in perfect pitch and tone.

It wasn't as much as a "WTF" moment as much as it was a "Omg, epic duo!" moment.
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2010, 03:28:53 AM »
My WTF from yesterday. 

I'm driving to BJJ class (about 30 minutes, but hey, I catch up on my Opie and Anthony replay when I make it) when I notice this guy driving along in a beat-up minivan.  He's driving about 20 miles an hour, staring at the ETSU campus and just resting his head on his chin.  Not even looking at the road. 

I wonder what's causing him to act so spaced out, and then I see.  Wife and two kids in the car. 

That'd do it for me.

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2010, 01:56:11 PM »
My WTF from yesterday. 

I'm driving to BJJ class (about 30 minutes, but hey, I catch up on my Opie and Anthony replay when I make it) when I notice this guy driving along in a beat-up minivan.  He's driving about 20 miles an hour, staring at the ETSU campus and just resting his head on his chin.  Not even looking at the road. 

I wonder what's causing him to act so spaced out, and then I see.  Wife and two kids in the car. 

That'd do it for me.

man thats a real bad thing to do, bad driving killed my little sister a few months ago so if i ever saw a person doing that i'd like go super traceur and jump into his car xD
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2010, 08:32:43 AM »
i was at a gas station and some guy came up to me with his dog and asked me if i wanted to buy his dog for thirty bucks so he could go buy some coke. i said no then he asked if he could have a pen because the guy in the gas station wouldn't sell him one just because he was going to snort coke with it. i told him i didn't have a pen and he started saying how it wasn't his fault he was a drug addict and that it was society's fault. after that he started walking away, without his dog.
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 08:16:25 PM »
i was at a gas station and some guy came up to me with his dog and asked me if i wanted to buy his dog for thirty bucks so he could go buy some coke. i said no then he asked if he could have a pen because the guy in the gas station wouldn't sell him one just because he was going to snort coke with it. i told him i didn't have a pen and he started saying how it wasn't his fault he was a drug addict and that it was society's fault. after that he started walking away, without his dog.
lol drug addicts are craaaazy!! i had a tweaker come up to me screaming in a parking lot once   ;D
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 08:35:05 PM »
I seriously thought i was going to get stabbed. i just moved here so i have no insurance and was wondering how fast i would bleed out
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2010, 10:48:03 AM »
I seriously thought i was going to get stabbed. i just moved here so i have no insurance and was wondering how fast i would bleed out
Erm, run at the sight of a knife and you won't get stabbed! :D
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2010, 03:09:05 PM »
Erm, run at the sight of a knife and you won't get stabbed! :D
we all dont have synthesia like you do...lol
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2010, 11:28:47 AM »
we all dont have synthesia like you do...lol
XD
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2010, 01:36:13 PM »
mine would have to be when a lady comes out of the building next to where me and some friends train and threatened to call the cops, even though we weren't ding anything, and we have been training there for 10 months now.  WTF

this kind of seems like an FML or a MLIA thread to me haha

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2010, 05:46:15 PM »
O shit oh shit oh shit
I just learned Andy has ban powers.(WTF?!?!?!)( yes I am behind) I am in for a shit storm.


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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2010, 06:51:39 AM »
   Got to say the worst "WTF" for me was about 7 months ago. Me and my buddy are on a training op. All guillied up in the middle of no where, watching our target area (and I mean where in the sticks, no possible reason anyone would be out here, no trails nothing.) and some guy comes walking right past us, he never saw us but still. That's one of those crap in your pants moments to. Looked over at my buddy after he had passed, both of us had that famous "WTF" look on our face. very very awkward moment

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2010, 12:52:58 PM »
   Got to say the worst "WTF" for me was about 7 months ago. Me and my buddy are on a training op. All guillied up in the middle of no where, watching our target area (and I mean where in the sticks, no possible reason anyone would be out here, no trails nothing.) and some guy comes walking right past us, he never saw us but still. That's one of those crap in your pants moments to. Looked over at my buddy after he had passed, both of us had that famous "WTF" look on our face. very very awkward moment
XD maaaan i would have been holdin my breath, i have another one ;D while in my schools weight room this guy craps his pants and just stands there with a  [WTF] look on his face and he blames his spotting partner of the noise and smell that came out xD i laughed hard enough to choke myself
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2010, 06:28:03 PM »
   We found out later that a homeless man lives in that area. They left that little detail out when they briefed us on our objective. So many things rush through your head when something like that happens. Take him out? Stay still? Am I compromised? Is he alone? Does he have a radio? Does my team mate see him? and finally after he passes without as much as noticing us for even a second (he stepped about 8 inches from my barrel) your thinking "WTF" is this part of the op?

(A little tip, don't hold your breath, just slow it down. Deep, long, slow breathes. Holding it usually makes you gasp when you let it out, and make's you sleepy, you always want a constant flow of oxygen to your brain, the only time you stop breathing is before a shot, and you don't really stop, just exhale and take the shot before you start it inhale again)

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2010, 03:23:01 PM »
   We found out later that a homeless man lives in that area. They left that little detail out when they briefed us on our objective. So many things rush through your head when something like that happens. Take him out? Stay still? Am I compromised? Is he alone? Does he have a radio? Does my team mate see him? and finally after he passes without as much as noticing us for even a second (he stepped about 8 inches from my barrel) your thinking "WTF" is this part of the op?

(A little tip, don't hold your breath, just slow it down. Deep, long, slow breathes. Holding it usually makes you gasp when you let it out, and make's you sleepy, you always want a constant flow of oxygen to your brain, the only time you stop breathing is before a shot, and you don't really stop, just exhale and take the shot before you start it inhale again)
i didn't know it was a homeless guy but dang be glad you didn't fire or he spotted you that would have been horrible
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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2010, 04:19:58 PM »
Was a training op, no live ammo. We just didn't know if he was a part of this scenerio or not, he wasn't.

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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2010, 08:10:24 AM »
Big, UBER, MASSIVE WTF moment this weekend came Saturday night. 

Me, Frosti, Skipper, Jad, and M2 are all at a Lebanese restaurant in D.C. sampling some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life when a very inebriated woman comes up to us and asks "Excuse me, are you guys Good Charlotte?  Because it's my friend's birthday (she points to another woman at her table) and she'd love a birthday song from you." 

M2, Frosti, Jad, and I are all dumbfounded by this.  We try to play it off very cool and tell the woman she's mistaken, but Skipper takes the ridiculousness to the next level: 

"Yes, we're Good Charlotte," Skipper says.  "We're just trying to have dinner tonight and keep a low profile, but if your friend wants a birthday song we'll try to do something." 

Long story short, there's footage and photos either on Facebook or Youtube of some poor drunken girl getting "Happy Birthday" sung to her by some of the Tribe and APK's finest--who are impersonating Good Charlotte...and it gets even funnier when you realize that NONE OF US LOOKED A THING LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE'S BAND MEMBERS!! 

I just wish I could see the link and how mercilessly her friends railed into her for this. 


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Re: lol Wtf?
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2010, 12:49:24 PM »
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