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Offline Seth

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #360 on: October 19, 2010, 05:42:07 PM »
"So, what do you wanna do?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"

"We should 'experiment'..."

"Holy sh*t, f*ck you!"

"Really?  You would??"

"NO!!!"

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #361 on: October 20, 2010, 01:08:23 PM »
Your couch has been officially f#cked.


Have a nice day.
Fecteau, you are the first person I will turn to when I break up with Micah, haha
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #362 on: October 20, 2010, 05:12:58 PM »
1. Dude, I'm soo baked right now...

2. F**kin noobtubers.


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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #363 on: October 20, 2010, 08:50:06 PM »
WINNER!
Paternity tests.... They take awhile.

Now comes the question...which ones the father? O.o
So many people tied for first place, who's gonna pull ahead?!


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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #364 on: October 20, 2010, 09:28:26 PM »
My advice to you, hire a better architect.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #365 on: October 20, 2010, 09:49:52 PM »
My advice to you, get surgery. Those hands are MUCH too large...
"It's not about going out and finding a place to perform certain moves, it's about going out to your environment and truly adapting to it."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #366 on: October 21, 2010, 03:41:10 AM »
"I just hope he doesn't notice this blood stain while I give him this advice...being tied to one woman is a nightmare after the first 2 years."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #367 on: October 21, 2010, 05:52:11 AM »
*2 years later* I now pronounce you,man and wife.*2 more years later* -cocks shotgun- Hunny!Can you come here for a minute?
Ugh!I TOLD you to not get tied down by one woman,they drive you INSANE!
Garggle my balls!

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #368 on: October 21, 2010, 06:12:55 AM »
At the training seminar Master Pick Up Artist give their best training advice to their students.
3 second rule if you don't do it by they your gonna puss out or mess up.
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Offline Seth

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #369 on: October 21, 2010, 06:34:31 AM »
The woman behind him is gonna slap him.  He won't know what hit him.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #370 on: October 21, 2010, 07:37:01 AM »
"My advice to you, get an attorney.  Ever hear of something called "defamation?""

Wait...did they have attorneys back then?

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #371 on: October 21, 2010, 08:26:01 AM »
My advice to you both. Go to a doctor. Either one of you could have contracted something.   

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #372 on: October 21, 2010, 11:38:47 AM »
the girls biceps are bigger than mine xD
Determination is the wake up call to the human will. Remember that.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #373 on: October 21, 2010, 01:11:57 PM »
"Is that your wife or your sister?"
Fecteau, you are the first person I will turn to when I break up with Micah, haha
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Fect, you get a gold star for the day.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #374 on: October 21, 2010, 01:20:41 PM »
"My advice to you is, stop taking steroids." *points to woman*
“Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine, and for once; just once, understand."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #375 on: October 21, 2010, 05:49:26 PM »
Don't worry,none of the girls I date know how to tie a knot. Also, if you have the option to watch Cloverfield, kill yourself.
Impossible is just an excuse made up by people who are scared to try

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #376 on: October 21, 2010, 06:12:31 PM »
"I can has pancake plox"   -Nuffy
When in doubt, Backflip.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #377 on: October 21, 2010, 06:39:59 PM »
My advice to you Mr. Howie Mandel, mow the lawn.
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”-Bruce Lee

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #378 on: October 22, 2010, 11:58:15 AM »
Deal? or no deal?
Shut up and Train
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you anywhere
The moment you stop fighting is the moment you lose.~Dan Kelley
Repeat after me, I am free.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #379 on: October 23, 2010, 07:46:44 PM »
And ALWAYS remember keep your pimp hand strong