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Offline Ninjatic Silver

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #220 on: September 26, 2010, 04:22:05 PM »
"So that's what a vagina looks like...I think I'm gonna be gay."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #221 on: September 26, 2010, 09:30:05 PM »
It's a recipe for fudge? I thought you said a TREASURE map!

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #222 on: September 26, 2010, 09:57:47 PM »
OVER 9000 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #223 on: September 27, 2010, 06:55:52 PM »
WINNER!

The scroll read: "Georges Hébert, 1923. Dear Journal: During my meditation today, I have came upon the conclusion that flips are parkour." Timmy, being an avid purist, angrily obliterated the scroll into lost history.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #224 on: September 27, 2010, 06:59:02 PM »
Now do me good or i'll kick your ass.
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”-Bruce Lee

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #225 on: September 27, 2010, 07:30:58 PM »
"But honey! All I did was forget our anniversary!"

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #226 on: September 27, 2010, 07:35:08 PM »
540 kick.... Doing it wrong.
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #227 on: September 28, 2010, 03:51:48 AM »
Upskirt shot - reminds me of my sister
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #228 on: September 28, 2010, 04:22:25 AM »
Left Leg kick lands your opponent in the hospital.  Right leg kick makes you the butt of internet jokes for years to come.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #229 on: September 28, 2010, 04:54:59 AM »
Due to recent paparazzi Brittney Spears took up martial arts. After beating up many paparazzi they retaliated with a Crotch shot for MMA magazine as well as the tabloids. 

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #230 on: September 28, 2010, 01:40:43 PM »
"Maybe if I close my eyes..."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #231 on: September 29, 2010, 01:12:14 PM »
"Is your leg supposed to bend like that?!"

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #232 on: September 29, 2010, 01:27:49 PM »
My triceps are cooler than your legs.
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #233 on: September 29, 2010, 04:52:53 PM »
Look down. Look back up. My abs have caught your leg.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #234 on: September 29, 2010, 04:58:02 PM »
Courtney Love is back off the wagon.
Rely on yourself. Rely on your body. Rely on your training, instincts, and heart. Everything else is a crutch.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #235 on: September 29, 2010, 06:00:31 PM »
WINNER!

"Is your leg supposed to bend like that?!"

That would be the first thing Jin from Tekken would notice.

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #236 on: September 29, 2010, 06:15:41 PM »
Surprise?
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #237 on: September 29, 2010, 06:36:59 PM »
F*KING LAGG!!!1!!!1!!!
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #238 on: September 29, 2010, 06:48:30 PM »
The guard doesn't even notice the painting of the girl on the wall.
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #239 on: September 29, 2010, 06:55:57 PM »
2 days later, Parkour was banned in that city.
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