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Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« on: August 29, 2010, 08:47:29 PM »
ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION CONTEST v3.0!
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta bubble gum..."

The game is simple. I, the moderator/judge, will post a picture in this thread. You, the players, will look over the picture and give me the funniest, wittiest, most clever caption you can think of to go along with it. After a certain time limit I will judge the captions and decide who I think is the funniest. The winner gets a point and the next round begins. The one with the most points is the leader, and after enough rounds have passed, the leading total will be the winner. They will not all be video game pics but here is a pic and caption to give you an idea of what I mean...


>>EXAMPLE ONLY<<

Johnson scoffed at the refinery's rule against eating Taco Bell and working near open flames...he will be missed.


Here are the general guidelines and rules...

1) Only one submission per contestant per round. Editing a submission is allowed but only to tweak a word or two. Complete reversals of submissions will be disqualified, as will all entries if more than one is given at a time.
2) The idea is to be witty and funny. So keep it relatively short and concise: it is a caption after all, not a story.
3) Swearing and sexual innuendo is allowed in small doses. A *bleep* to make the line funnier is okay, or a reference to body parts is okay, but Rated R is way too far. As Muse would say, "Keep it PG-13."
4) Since I am the judge, here are some tips. I'm not a fan of internet humor for this contest. Things like >>LOL, FAIL, etc. are unoriginal. They've already been done. The more original or perfectly referenced (read: movies, music) the caption, the better.
5) The time limit for each round is roughly 24-36 hours.
6) I and I alone will judge, unless express permission is given to someone else.
7) If you want to comment on somebody's caption or lodge a complaint or anything else, do it within your post of submission. That way things don't get bogged down with useless posts. Let's keep it smooth and fun, okay guys and gals?
Here's the original game thread for reference.<<

That's everything. If you have any questions feel free to PM them to me. And it's a game everyone, don't take anything seriously. LET'S BEGIN! The first picture please!



That's gonna leave a mark...
ADD IT!
« Last Edit: August 29, 2010, 09:07:24 PM by Gabe Arnold »

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 08:57:07 PM »
which one is the first one?
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2010, 08:59:32 PM »
"Watch me balance this tire on my head!"

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2010, 09:01:30 PM »
"It was at this point, Gabe realized his mother's fears about his late-night sessions with GTA were finally realized."


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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2010, 09:57:55 PM »
"Haha look at that blue bit in the sky!"
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 10:46:08 PM »
"The tragic aftermath of when my grandfather tried to drive."
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 06:58:00 AM »
"HALT LARGE CHUNK OF METAL, IN THE NAME OF..." *gets bonked on head by tire*

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2010, 07:17:12 AM »
"Due to the arrogant policeman not paying for his meal, Restaurant & Bakery owner took justice in his own hands; gun to gas tank. And no one ever saw a 23 car again."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2010, 09:34:42 AM »
"WHO LET THAT WOMAN DRIVE?!?"
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 09:45:38 AM »
"WHO LET THAT ASIAN WOMAN DRIVE?!?"
fix'd (too far? :P)
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2010, 09:59:55 AM »
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2010, 11:52:43 AM »
"And this is why the police force doesn't let female officers drive."
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 07:51:57 PM »
WINNER!

"Watch me balance this tire on my head!"

Might have been more impressive if he hadn't killed everybody first.

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ROUND 2 BEGIN!

What's the story with the Polaroid?
ADD IT!


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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2010, 07:55:43 PM »
"Check out my new Pokemon card!"

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 08:00:43 PM »
"Officer! This was snapped at the scene of the crime! The townspeople call it 'your mom'. What could it mean?"
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2010, 08:05:54 PM »
"Ma'am, do you know how many fishes are in that picture? One. In my pants."

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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2010, 08:07:28 PM »
"BADASS, YOUR DOING IT WRONG"
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2010, 08:20:06 PM »
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2010, 08:43:05 PM »
Brad Pit impersonation... doing it ok.
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Re: Add Your Own Caption Contest 3.0!
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2010, 10:00:55 PM »
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