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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #120 on: May 17, 2009, 09:15:55 PM »
yea...

David Belle doesn't do wall runs, walls simply bow to let David Belle step over

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #121 on: May 17, 2009, 10:09:55 PM »
Vin Diesel... nuff said.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #122 on: May 18, 2009, 03:50:35 AM »
lol

well, you know, I heard that if, on Halloween, you say David Belle in a mirror 3 times, he vaults out of it with SO much force that your mind explodes

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #123 on: May 18, 2009, 10:30:29 AM »
David Belle beat King Kong in a vaulting contest.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #124 on: May 26, 2009, 10:30:43 AM »
A Chuck Norris round-house kick is equivalent to that of the big bang.
David Belle can flow through a Chuck Norris round-house kick...And live.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2010, 08:40:36 PM »
Jesus may walk on water but David Belle swims though land.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #126 on: July 29, 2010, 06:53:01 AM »
David Belle invented Parkour because he was tired of having to go save everyone on his own at once. Now we can run away and help him focus on what is really important: Making Mirror's Edge 2.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #127 on: July 29, 2010, 08:29:13 AM »
not even the stego can stop david belle.

not funny. just a fact.

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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #128 on: July 29, 2010, 09:53:39 AM »
David Belle can win twister against five people. In two seconds.
He touches all the spots.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #129 on: July 29, 2010, 02:31:54 PM »
When David Belle's feet hit the ground each morning the devil says "Oh shit, he's up!"
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #130 on: July 29, 2010, 06:13:13 PM »
David Belle invented Parkour because he was tired of having to go save everyone on his own at once. Now we can run away and help him focus on what is really important: Making Mirror's Edge 2.
seriously guys? stop with the mirrors edge stuff, it was not that great. and brink will own its ass.
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2010, 06:45:12 PM »
seriously guys? stop with the mirrors edge stuff, it was not that great. and brink will own its ass.

ehh, everyones entitled to their own opinion, but i agree with you, brink will be amazing
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2010, 06:06:50 AM »
ehh, everyones entitled to their own opinion, but i agree with you, brink will be amazing
From what I saw, Brink will be a very choppy FPS with the obstacle system like CoD's. One button to vault/climb/jump ect.
Also, what's wrong with ME again?
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2010, 09:21:13 AM »
From what I saw, Brink will be a very choppy FPS with the obstacle system like CoD's. One button to vault/climb/jump ect.
Also, what's wrong with ME again?

well in mirrors edge the L1 button did most of everything...but im not one to argue, imo i loved mirrors edge. but i just think brink will be better
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2010, 11:12:51 AM »
there is more than one button, but for noobs they do have a button that will do it automatically, just slower. last time i checked call of duty had no parkour so i have no clue what you are talking about?

brink lets you go anywhere using parkour.

edit: lets move this to the video game thread
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2010, 01:23:48 PM »
Chuck Norris approves of Mirror's Edge.  ;D
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Re: David Belle, ChucK Norris and Vin Desiel
« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2010, 02:20:01 PM »
ive met him and i can tell you he does not approve of mirrors edge.

however here is the only chuck norris joke he likes

they were going to put chuck norris's face in mount rushmoore. but the granite couldn't hold the awesomeness of his beard.
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