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Offline Streetviper

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funny encounters
« on: October 07, 2006, 07:08:01 PM »
hey what is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or been said to/about you while you were practiceing pk?
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2006, 07:34:12 PM »
"get out of my house"



don't practice in abandonded buildings if hobos live there lol.
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2006, 08:34:00 AM »
Some guy, who took care of the baseball and soccer fields, told my friend and I to stop jumping over the fence. But first, he was asking us, "What are you boys doing?" We left, but it was funny. I was pissed off, though, because it was the only area we had to practice.

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2006, 08:40:45 AM »
"Are you guys urban freeflowing?"

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2006, 08:57:25 AM »
hahahaha, urban freeflowing

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2006, 11:38:18 AM »
"please dont run , we cant catch you" cops to me and my friends
Are you serious! Thats awsome! Nobody usually says anything to me, they just stare....

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2006, 02:15:17 PM »
hahaha.
  i have had a couple. i was practiceing lazy vaults and kongs on a wall outside of an aquatic center near were i go to school and an old lady walked out kind of stunned saying wow i don't think i could do that"
  or when  i was going to my car and a girl who watches me practice( due to circumstance not ammusement) was talking to my little brother. she did not know it and began to talk about me sayiing thing like" who is that? he is wierd. then the crowning gem of the conversation"
   GIRL: " he does this every day. see watch...andf he jumps...i wonder if he is..well...mentally retarded..."
   Brother: "nah he's not i know him"
  girl:" oh really?"
  bro." yeah he's my brother"
 girl "oh i'm sorry i'm sorry" :-[
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2006, 06:37:44 PM »
hahahahaha ;D

jumped a gap and some fat guy said "uh that was smart"

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2006, 06:39:37 PM »
that was so funny.i hade a old laty talk to us for 45 minets about why not to use bublick parks to train
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2006, 03:41:02 AM »
it was so funny, their faces looked wicked sad because he knew there was no way in hell they would catch us


ps-we didnt run
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 09:00:36 AM »
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2006, 03:53:13 PM »
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2006, 05:40:58 PM »
"do a back flip"

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2006, 07:04:40 PM »
Happened to two friends of mine:

They were out pking around dusk at the local library (it was closed) Three unruly types come up, one takes out a knife and demands their wallets. My friends look at each other, yell "PK AWAY!" and run like hell.

Then they called the cops, and a bit later had to go to the police station to identify the guys who mugged them.


PK AWAY!

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2006, 07:10:36 PM »
Happened to two friends of mine:

They were out pking around dusk at the local library (it was closed) Three unruly types come up, one takes out a knife and demands their wallets. My friends look at each other, yell "PK AWAY!" and run like hell.

Then they called the cops, and a bit later had to go to the police station to identify the guys who mugged them.


PK AWAY!

hey you're back man i remember that story, hows PK in boondocks of NY?
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2006, 06:30:21 AM »
Happened to two friends of mine:

They were out pking around dusk at the local library (it was closed) Three unruly types come up, one takes out a knife and demands their wallets. My friends look at each other, yell "PK AWAY!" and run like hell.

Then they called the cops, and a bit later had to go to the police station to identify the guys who mugged them.


PK AWAY!

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2006, 06:50:46 AM »
I was leaving a gas station and speed vaulted a hand rail.  An old homeless looking man sitting in a van said "f#ck that shit."

I couldn't help but think - sorry, did I offend you with my health?
I'm so unorigional

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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2006, 11:35:16 AM »
maybe he was complaining about the lottery ticket he just lost on.
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2006, 02:02:27 PM »
i ahd some kids today walk out, see me and start acting like monkeys saying stupid stuff but when one said hey lets try and talk to it and began to hwol a screech i could not help myself and had to say you say i'm a monkey so far you are the only one who talked like that. they shut up. and i kept running to my car konged over a wall and the girl who was sitting there was like ??? ??? pretty funny
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Re: funny encounters
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2006, 04:13:16 PM »
I was doing parkour across the street from the (little did i know at the time) police station. Police officer "This ain't no gymnasium"
Me "sorry"
him "What were you doing"
Me "Parkour"
him "THAT's NO SPORT AROUND HERE"
me "It's actually a discipline"
him "Don't make me discipline you"

That was an EXTREMELY paraphrased version. BY the way, did the "PK AWAY!" guys get away?

Also i have had someone called me retarded.


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