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Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« on: April 25, 2010, 04:20:41 PM »
what would we do? besides dominate?
Where would we meet to save the world?
any Ideas?

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2010, 04:24:20 PM »
zomg roflmao


we would go to houston, because texas has tons of guns, and fat ppl. and we would piss of the zombies.
we are good on survival, we just need to entertain ourselves
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2010, 04:25:44 PM »
Awesome Idea, I was thinking more along the lines of a large city, just to piss em off more,
At a place where only traceurs could make it to

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2010, 04:28:52 PM »
saw this one coming...
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2010, 04:30:19 PM »
Let's go to Mississippi! That's my home state, and it is chock full of guns. Additionally, the wildlife is mainly big game.

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2010, 04:31:41 PM »
the tallest hotel im america.... and how did u see this one coming?

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2010, 05:02:35 PM »
i can see zombies...
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2010, 05:09:34 PM »
dude. its only a matter of time before some gay government experiment Robs people of rational thought and its transfered via saliva they bite people And More people bite people in the end, only the fast stay alive. and the strong lol

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2010, 05:19:18 PM »
Kong to BOOM HEADSHOT!

We'd have colonies in big cities, on top of roofs... Stocked with food and obstacle courses.

Despite the fact that the world would be really...bad...in the event of a zombie apocalypse... IT WOULD BE SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME!  :D

Think zombieland, with parkour. *drools*

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2010, 05:20:12 PM »
No not zombie land. Cuz we aint scaredy cats like that guy lol
Tho the girls would be just as hot...

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2010, 05:44:23 PM »
Ok lets think of this from a practical point of view not just another parkour exepirence despite the fact that, that is what this is

1. Guns are somewhat impractical, that is whay they should be used as a secondary weapon, long bladed weapons such as machetes and swords.

2. To be honest unless the spot is unreachable by humans or zombies, the cities are less practical than the countryside. Additionally we would eventually have to come down from our perches inorder to procure food ammo and other resources and depite the fact we may be fater and more agile if were surrounded in the middle of the street we could be verry close to skrewed.

3. what if a traceur is bitten, then he has all of our superhuman abilities and will be much harder to kill and also much harder to outrun.

Just my two logical cents i know im a party pooper but this is a topic that should be talked about for a worst case scenario, also any ideas about a neuclear/ chemical attack
 
Lastly, does anyone have any suggestion on a survial pack fit for a traceur, you know, light but it still has everything you could need to survive for a few days. please list everything backpack to use, things to  pack

thanks     

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2010, 05:50:29 PM »
Nuclear Apocalypse:  stay the hell away from major areas likely to be targeted,
Store food in underground caves along with other supplies.

Biochemical, Gas mask. and suit. Or your screwed

As for a traceur survival kit:
Water bottle
hoodie, T-shirt, loose pants
MRe's or dry food,
Andd the keeper, emergency blanket and light hammock
Plus Light sleeping bag

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2010, 05:54:03 PM »
A giant field with a cave in it would be a better place then a city, because it is open and you can see all angles so there will be no sneack attacks.  As for the cave, that is where we could sleep, and store our food, and make our stands.  There could be obstical courses set up outside to slow down the zombies, and to play on.
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2010, 05:59:59 PM »
Al- thanks for the ideas on the kits but what to store it all in?


Eli- thats a really good idea! i was thinking of an open environment like a fireld but i like the idea of the added obsticles and an underground cave which could be useful in a chemical and neuclear attack too!

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2010, 06:15:30 PM »
i'm just gonna bring my snuggie :)
as for the food situation...wwe can build high walls (easily beaten by a cat leap) so zombies can go through
on our side of the wall there will be a grocery store, simple enough for a long period of time for food
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2010, 06:20:27 PM »
to sustain a small colony of active traceurs for a semi long period of time wed need something the size of a COSTCO or WALMART addtionaly we'd eat alot of food from the hunnger of building the wall and while w build the wall we are exposed :/

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2010, 06:34:16 PM »
good point... if we all gave up parkour, we'd be able to live off of one meal a day *AndrewM gets shot from a traceur on a rooftop*
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 06:41:44 PM »
Lmao the irony in that comment

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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 06:48:02 PM »
i get it...  :D
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Re: Traceurs in a zombie apocalypse
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2010, 07:47:14 PM »
To build a wall:

First set up TONS of barbed wire temporary fences with combat squads, then build a wall of spears, and behind that the concrete wall we can cat leap over and finish up with barbed wire on top of that.

Keep in mind we need to be out in the field somewhere not densely populated. And we have to start the concrete wall AS SOON AS we start the first barbed wire defense.

From there we can dig underground networks and search for food, as well as starting to HARVEST OUR OWN CROPS (DURR!).
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