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"3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« on: March 24, 2010, 03:29:29 PM »
First thing is first. These are still Justin F. And Vince something one another. They call themselves assassins and claim to be better Traceur's than a lot of people on YouTube... These guys are still bad at doing parkour. A conversation between Vince and myself consisted of:
V: Why are you messing with my Sleeper Agent
Then I messed with him trying to get me to tell him who he was even though I knew exactly who he was...
Me: You may call yourself an assassin because of what you attempt to do.

Then he sarcastically told me that he wonders why so many people tell me to shut up... One person has told me to shut up about this... and that was Justin cause I told him to stop doing Parkour before he gets hurt.

Without further adieu, the videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFwiRamNp7I&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28cw3v7bywA&feature=channel


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 03:44:26 PM »
are you sure they aren't just screwing with you...

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 03:50:57 PM »
I gotta say, I havent done much but Im better than these kids, All theyre doing is running around a playground like my little brothers and sisters

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 03:58:49 PM »
Haha, this is obviously a parody video. Don't sweat it and argue with them; that's just what trolls want. If he breaks a bone, it's his fault. Plus, he didn't mention parkour in the title, so it's not that bad. :P

And yes, their "parkour" skills are horrible.

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 05:01:59 PM »
Sorry to burst your bubble Hazim... this isn't even close to a parody video... :/ They are totally serious on thinking they are "totally awesome at parkouring." As they said themselves. The only tag is Parkour.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 05:58:29 PM »
So you know these people in person?? Sucks to be them :P They're lame as hell, so natural selection will take it's place.

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 06:48:13 PM »
Yeah. The taller one, Vince, might have a future in this art. Justin, the short blond one, if he doesn't get help soon, he will hurt himself and no way is he getting any better.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 06:59:41 PM »
Did you guide them to this website?? Maybe they'll get their eyes open with our help.

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 07:02:29 PM »
I've tried to! They will not listen... at all. But hopefully they'll let me talk to them about this...


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 07:06:22 PM »
I've tried to! They will not listen... at all. But hopefully they'll let me talk to them about this...

Just be patient and don't worry too much :) it happens all the time. If they don't learn the easy way, they'll learn the hard way. Yes, they WILL learn.

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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 07:19:59 PM »
I talked to them... I'd so go start teaching them tomorrow but I got to much stuff going on.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 08:19:20 PM »
yai canttell if they are actually serious or just making fun of parkour lol. either they are just really bad and dont need to be making vids, or they are dumb and dont need to be making vids lol.
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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 09:28:32 PM »
Either way they don't nee to be making vids.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 10:27:49 PM »
-1 for using "parkourists"

nuff said
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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 03:07:07 PM »
-5 for not getting my sarcasm. They call themselves parkourists.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 03:53:29 PM »
Wow. Maybe instead of editing videos these guys could go train and they'd be better. How old are they? And I somehow have the feeling there pretending to roleplay using parkour or something. Idk, but I dont think there messing around.
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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2010, 03:59:36 PM »
The two don't edit. They have someone else do it.


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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2010, 04:02:26 PM »
Ohhh. Haha well im not gonna bash them or anything, I just dont like how they 'parade' themselves around when there not even good. They should really stop cursing at everyone on there comments too, it gives traceurs a bad name. They should be polite, even to the jerk offs :)
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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2010, 09:09:27 PM »
HAhahahaha wow that was hilarious  ;D the kid hopping around and flopping onto his back all the time, the guy in the camo pants hanging on the fence trying to look cool ah, priceless.  ;)
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Re: "3EliteAssassins" The new 'parkourists' of Reno.
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2010, 04:51:49 PM »
The guy in the camo pants might have a future in parkour. Maybe not but I think so because he is somewhat fit.


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