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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2006, 07:08:24 PM »
ran backwards supa fast in a hurried attempt to get some kung fu training in china (kill bill style) so that i could battle off that 2nd pirate, who's angry about his sworn enemy's dolphin getting ripped out...

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2006, 07:24:50 PM »
when i found out that i can't spel gud.
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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2006, 10:45:26 AM »
Not knowing how to spell gooood or gudd WHATEVER!!  I became frustrated and realized that I compared the taste of a subway sub to the taste of semen??? (Sat, wanna tell us something?)  In china I found a dojo with a training space that was as Sebastien Foucon would say "very good".  There was a man sipping tea at the door and asked me why I was here.  I am here to....

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2006, 02:53:19 PM »
unlock my inner potential. to unlock my chi, to find my own way. so he pointed me to a map shop and i...
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« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2006, 08:31:15 PM »
realized i didn't have any cash, so i sold my plasma and then...

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #45 on: September 23, 2006, 12:23:19 PM »
bought a AAA map but it was in chines and i cant read in chines so i.....

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2006, 11:36:10 AM »
Turned the map upside down and realized it wasn't really chinese, but english upside down.  I noticed I had to go north (two hours later) when I folded the map back to its original size.  I started to run and realized that the car I vaulted over in the beginning of this story was 5 feet behind me.  It was coming towards me slowly so I decided to vault it again.  The driver had a look on his face like Oh NO  NOT AGAIN!.  I lept onto the hood, and konged the roof and the trunk.  I rolled out and heard the sound of a car engine in reverse.  Conitnuning to run ( I didn't realize how fast cars actually go in reverse) away from this killer car...

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2006, 04:36:19 PM »
which by this time has spun its self around and is now moving forward at about 60 mph and is still not fast enough to catch me because..

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2006, 05:59:43 PM »
I'm actually Jesus.

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Re: Daily Story: Run 1
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2006, 12:45:39 PM »
Speed vs. Omnipresence  hmmmm...The driver slowed down because he is very religious...