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Offline Sam Chin

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #760 on: December 24, 2009, 12:05:59 PM »
@Mitch: I'm pretty sure you were supposed do a save......

The meteor missed and swerved just close enough to melt the diamond skin with Jim still alive. SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #761 on: December 28, 2009, 07:19:48 AM »
but then another bus ran over him
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #762 on: December 30, 2009, 01:47:15 PM »
But the bus driver was drunk and swerved around Jim, and killing Boxxy

Win, and DOUBLE WIN!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #763 on: December 30, 2009, 02:35:43 PM »
But that was a Box Boxxy, The real boxxy was hiding in a Jim costume.. And Jim was in the box
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #764 on: December 31, 2009, 01:07:27 PM »
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but jim was saved!!!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #765 on: January 01, 2010, 06:10:12 AM »
Unfortunately he was not saved quick enough so he was killed.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #766 on: January 01, 2010, 08:07:35 AM »
Jim got 25 friend requests from APK peeps on facebook, so he had to go accept them all. We're talking about FB, people. SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #767 on: January 01, 2010, 08:17:09 AM »
But all that clicking gave Jim a severe case of carpel tunnel. And the intense pain led Jim to commit suicide. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #768 on: January 01, 2010, 09:15:35 AM »
DUDE?! YOU GUYS A F***ING SICK!!!!!

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #769 on: January 01, 2010, 09:28:06 AM »
DUDE?! YOU GUYS A F***ING SICK!!!!!
Oops. :o

Well, Jimm, it's your turn to save yourself :P

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #770 on: January 01, 2010, 09:32:43 AM »
But the knife he was going to use to kill himself was really a hollywood prop knife and collapsed on itself when it hit Jim. SAVE
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #771 on: January 01, 2010, 11:06:52 AM »
DUDE?! YOU GUYS A F***ING SICK!!!!!

lmao, i could just see some guy "hmm, lets google my name and see what..... WHAT THE HELL D:"
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #772 on: January 01, 2010, 05:29:00 PM »
lmao, i could just see some guy "hmm, lets google my name and see what..... WHAT THE HELL D:"

easily imaginable lol
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #773 on: January 01, 2010, 07:35:43 PM »
David Belle is french, so therefore he cannot kill. SAVE!

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #774 on: January 01, 2010, 07:37:12 PM »
Jim gets attacked by this

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #775 on: January 01, 2010, 07:37:57 PM »
Jim calls cats4gold.com

Robo kitty is gone. SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #776 on: January 01, 2010, 07:40:29 PM »
Cats4Gold.com was a scam website, so Jim was so sad that he got no gold and he turned the autopilot on the Mecha and died. KILL

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #777 on: January 01, 2010, 08:43:35 PM »
but the mecha malfunctioned and self destructed sending Jim flyingthrough the air landing perfectly on a pile of matresses (damn hes lucky) SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #778 on: January 01, 2010, 09:45:14 PM »
but in the mattresses there were actually pressure mines. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #779 on: January 02, 2010, 05:43:57 AM »
But The mines were Bouncing Betty's that were too old to explode, thus launching Jim into a strangely placed bunker. SAVE
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