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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #700 on: December 14, 2009, 02:57:12 PM »
But Jimmy Johns Doesn't Exist ( I don;t know who it is at least), so Jim continues to perish KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #701 on: December 14, 2009, 04:04:59 PM »
Jim reincarnates.SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #702 on: December 14, 2009, 04:42:55 PM »
but then Death changed his mind after realizing he gave Jim too many chances, so he got sent back. KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #703 on: December 14, 2009, 05:51:28 PM »
but jim dragged Death with him and held him hostage for his life!! SAVE
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #704 on: December 15, 2009, 07:26:23 AM »
Then he realized no one would ever come for death, so JIM comitted suicide
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #705 on: December 15, 2009, 09:47:15 AM »
but the noose broke and he realized it was fate. he was so happy he jumped for joy and fell through the floor of the abandonded, 7 story building. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #706 on: December 15, 2009, 10:38:35 AM »
(SAVE and KILL in the same post, brilliant ;D)

There were a pile of some 50 mattresses and 200 soft cardboard boxes under him. SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #707 on: December 15, 2009, 08:21:59 PM »
but then the building caved in and crushed him

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #708 on: December 15, 2009, 08:47:16 PM »
but at the same time the building caved an EMT drove by and they dug him out of the waste
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #709 on: December 16, 2009, 08:46:30 AM »
But the EMTs were really psychos and cut him open and ate his heart. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #710 on: December 16, 2009, 09:15:53 AM »
but then a new heart magically grew back in place while the EMT's were eating the first one
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #711 on: December 16, 2009, 09:58:29 AM »
Then they ate it again, and ate his brain too.KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #712 on: December 16, 2009, 10:08:16 AM »
but then jim came back as a zombie that can switch between zombie and human so he ate the EMTs.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #713 on: December 16, 2009, 10:13:34 AM »
But then suddenly woke up from this terrible nightmare he was having, got up, tripped on a rug, and cracked his skull open. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #714 on: December 16, 2009, 03:29:08 PM »
and out of his skull poured rainbows and sunshine that when exposed to oxygen for more than 30seconds becomes the essense of tacgnol and zalgo! Which repaired his damaged head for him to seek destruction.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #715 on: December 16, 2009, 04:15:12 PM »
lolwut?
i cant even respond to that haha
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #716 on: December 16, 2009, 05:24:03 PM »
Then he was hit by a speeding bus which sent his half-undead body flying in 3 different directions. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #717 on: December 17, 2009, 06:07:19 AM »
which magically regrouped and regenerated
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #718 on: December 17, 2009, 07:08:09 AM »
However when he regenerated his body took a new form. He was now an evil little leprechaun who kills the innocent and eats people. Soon after discovering his new deformities a squadron of black ops (dressed in purple for whatever reason in this new universe... so I guess they would be called purple ops...) pulled up and unleashed a wall of lead upon his doomed body. His magical leprechaun powers could not stop the bullets because unfortunately he hadn't discovered Matrix super powers. KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #719 on: December 17, 2009, 08:49:07 AM »
but they all missed.
OVERLY SIMPLE SAVE!
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