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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #680 on: December 03, 2009, 11:48:47 AM »
The monkeys were meat eating monkeys, and decided they'd make a good barbeque. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #681 on: December 03, 2009, 03:14:40 PM »
But Molly Used the purple monkey;s tongs to snap all of the monkey's necks, after the fun was over, she took Jim to a winter wonderland party that he didn;t enjoy because, being paralyzed and all, he was thrown in the corner with mysterious children SAVE (settin up a good kill for someone)
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #682 on: December 05, 2009, 08:25:01 PM »
The children then proceeded to play ring a round he rosey around Jim, this was very creepy considering they're eyes started glowing red and getting lower and lower voices as flames started to rise above from the floor! The dog killed him, KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #683 on: December 06, 2009, 03:08:43 PM »
Lol, way to build up the whole children scene for nothing..

Anyway, Because Molly was so drunk, what she though was Jim was actually a lamp, and Molly caught on fire! SAVE
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #684 on: December 06, 2009, 08:01:19 PM »
Lol, way to build up the whole children scene for nothing..

Anyway, Because Molly was so drunk, what she though was Jim was actually a lamp, and Molly caught on fire! SAVE
heh??

but then the evil children left and jim froze to death; molly couldnt save him, she got killed by biting a lamp)

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #685 on: December 06, 2009, 08:13:34 PM »
Jim was then discovered by a hermit, who used fire to unfreeze Jim. Jim freaked out and started running, jumping, vaulting, flipping, climbing, and leaping over obstacles, giving birth to parkour. He freeran all the way home, and when he got home, he bought a puppy named Joe. (set up a good kill :) ) SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #686 on: December 07, 2009, 08:44:09 AM »
Joe turned out to be Molly's younger evil twin second cousin and soon Jim woke up in a bath of freezing ice and found his liver and one kidney gone... as he sat up he saw the dog in the doorway and then realized his stichings on his side weren't quite sown on right considering the dog doesnt have thumbs. So all his guts fell out and he ended up bleeding to death in the tub. KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #687 on: December 07, 2009, 01:12:46 PM »
but because of his body temperature the Magnificent Hunter Allen had time to find and put him back together. (not dead till its warm and dead) SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #688 on: December 07, 2009, 03:27:18 PM »
So Jim, thinking he was finally safe, got out of the bathtub and decided to go do parkour, because apparently he discovered it. After landing perpindicular to the rail on his head, his stitches  came open and his guts fell out. Then, half-blind children came along. Thinking Jim was a Pinata, they joyfully swiped his organs. Becuase the kids were on an international field trip, they were then scattered across the globe
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #689 on: December 08, 2009, 11:24:25 AM »
Jim's parts mysteriously flew from around the globe to a mad scientist's lab. Why? Jim is the only candidate who prophecies say "From beneath the sick and confused comes the one who will win The Game."

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #690 on: December 08, 2009, 05:17:08 PM »
It turns out the game was just a quick match of scrabble. The doctor, furious that he wasted his life, took Jim;s and his own life KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #691 on: December 09, 2009, 06:39:02 PM »
but failed to slit jim's wrist correctly. coagulation SAVE

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #692 on: December 09, 2009, 08:09:25 PM »
but he was a doctor and knew cutting the jugular would work better and faster
so he did

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #693 on: December 09, 2009, 11:43:49 PM »
(the doctor issue is going on for too long, i think...)

WOOSH! Jim appeared in a corrected universe, where nothing from before happened, and will not happen EVER.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #694 on: December 10, 2009, 07:13:21 AM »
Then Jim dies of old age.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #695 on: December 11, 2009, 05:20:29 PM »
Everything was just a dream! And Jim wakes happily, snuggling with his teddy bear, in his room filled with stuffed animals SAVE
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #696 on: December 12, 2009, 07:48:35 PM »
Just then, all the stuffed animals (equaling a whopping two tons) fell upon him, crushing and suffocating him.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #697 on: December 13, 2009, 03:22:04 PM »
Thankfully one of the stuffed animals happened to be a furry, unbeleivably large obese man! Who happened to know CPR, and promtply revived him
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #698 on: December 13, 2009, 07:21:23 PM »
but the obese man was a smoker, and when he lit his cig after the hard task of doing CPR, he accidentally started a fire that killed both jim and Mr O. Bees
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #699 on: December 14, 2009, 07:18:48 AM »
Then the neighbor ordered Jimmy Johns to save the day!!
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