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Lets Kill Jim
« on: July 16, 2009, 11:43:06 AM »
I figured I would introduce a new game to these posts, lets see how long it'll go.

The story goes, Jim's an average guy... with horribly bad/good luck. The first person (me) will post Jim doing something... and then how he dies... the next person to post, will say how he gets saved, the third with a kill.. and so on.

Rules- about anything goes, there is no absolute kills cuz he will be saved, so no posting, "Jim dies the end he cant come back no matter what." Other than taht... its free game, have fun!!!

Jim was walking down the street, when all of a sudden a fridge crushes his body into the cement. KILL!!!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 12:07:08 PM »
But he actually didn't get crushed. SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 12:08:21 PM »
After that terrible accident, Jim decided to get some ice cream. Unfortunately the brownie bits were a bit to large and Jim started choking to death. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 12:15:45 PM »
Luckily for Jim, the Hulk was nearby, and on his rampage he knocked Jim down, dislodging the brownie bits from his throat.
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 12:54:48 PM »
In his anger though Hulk crushed Jim with his massive fists! KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 01:39:11 PM »
Fortunately, in the Hulk's blind rage, what he thought was Jim was actually the refrigerator from moments before. SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 06:49:52 PM »
Then Jim gets mad about his fridge and punches the hulk. The hulk pwns him. KILL!

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 06:52:35 PM »
However, after cleaning him off a wall, scientists used their technology to revive Jim. SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 07:23:01 PM »
And Jim was then put into the scientists top "secretretzzz Projectzzzzz" and he comes out as a flaming ooze pile of feces. KILL!

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »
But the god of randomness (Me!) revives him for no reason at all. Save!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 05:03:26 AM »
But then the other Gods of order and organization got mad at the misused powers of their brethren, so they struck Jim down with lightning. KILL!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 06:03:03 AM »
BUT THEN, SUDDENLY, Jim had a Windows update to install. How could he just stay dead without installing that update? It would be madness! So he resurrected himself to install it. It was just an update to IE though, which was disappointing. SAVE!

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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 08:37:34 AM »
BUT THEN, SUDDENLY, Jim had a Windows update to install. How could he just stay dead without installing that update? It would be madness! So he resurrected himself to install it. It was just an update to IE though, which was disappointing. SAVE!

That made me laugh....



Then a Mac came along and said "I'm a Mac. He's a PC. I'm a Mac. He's a PC...." over and over and over until Jim overloaded, overheated, and finally crashed. KILL
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 09:03:57 AM »
But luckily his components/organs weren't fried and he was able to reboot with Ubuntu. SAVE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 10:24:12 AM »
So David Belle came and kicked him in the face, insta kill!!!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 11:03:25 AM »
So David Belle came and kicked him in the face, insta kill!!!

Yeah... I don't think he's gonna get back up from that one... In other words... He's dead Jim...


























But WAIT!


The pop-culture reference brought him back to life! SAVE!!!!!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 11:38:00 AM »


"I don't find this funny guys"
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We're more than carbon and chemicals
Free will is ours and we can't let go
We are the image of the invisible"
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 04:33:32 PM »
The infection took over his body and revived him as a zombie. SAVE!
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* Spencer B. shoots Jim in the head with 30x06.
* Spencer B. says, "KILL!"
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 07:06:49 PM »
In a bit of dramatic irony, the audience discovers that Jim is going to get into a car accident in 7 days, as evidenced by a soliloquy of the dramatic admonition of a prophet named David Belle (of no relation, but you can't have the name and not have some of the powers, you know.) PREDESTINE!
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Re: Lets Kill Jim
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 07:29:36 AM »
But then he doesn't. Saved :D