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Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« on: June 15, 2009, 07:32:43 AM »
I know some of you hate seeing this kind of stuff, but this was too classic to pass up LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnACfWLp46c

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 08:18:17 AM »
ahahaha! he fell right threw the f#ckin roof!!
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 09:13:19 AM »
IM SURE HE ROLLED! A-OK
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 09:40:59 AM »
Well at least the russian kids know what parkour is all about...  :-Sarcasm

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 09:52:16 AM »
Know what you're landing on.

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 09:58:00 AM »
haha imagine if you lived in there and someone dropped in like that lol

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 01:30:25 PM »
Lmao, that made my day.

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 02:01:22 PM »
Know what you're landing on.

What? I've never heard anyone talk about checking your surfaces before!! :P

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 02:21:43 PM »
Know what you're landing on.

What? I've never heard anyone talk about checking your surfaces before!! :P

Well then this video should be proof. >.>

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 02:38:38 PM »
Know what you're landing on.

What? I've never heard anyone talk about checking your surfaces before!! :P
if your being sarcastic good common sense
that dude probably broke both his legs and considering that was a tin roof probably got some nasty cuts too
« Last Edit: June 15, 2009, 02:41:08 PM by JFOX »
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 07:11:57 PM »
Lol yeah I was being sarcastic.  I would not like to see the after effects of that fall.  :-X

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 08:06:43 PM »
haha imagine if you lived in there and someone dropped in like that lol

I'd just look blankly and say, dude... shoulda rolled...

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 07:18:29 PM »
Oh man, thats terrible. That roof definitely cut him up.

I thought it was funny how the guy that had the camera said absolutly nothing..lol. I wonder if he KNEW

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 07:54:24 PM »
I've seen this before, but this is what I think everytime I watch it:

haha he's going to mess up....when is he going to jump...hahahaha here it comes! HAHAHA he's flying through the air! HAHAHAHA he hit the roof! HAHA--wait where'd he go?
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2009, 10:44:37 AM »
People like him shouldn't procreate...
This post was based off of my personal gatherings. Enjoy:)

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »
He's Russian so you know he just got up, apoligised to the owners of the house, and walked away virtually unscathed... Except for his dignity of course.
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2009, 09:34:45 AM »
And the Darwin award goes to...
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 12:36:10 PM »
just an afterthought that was at least a ten foot drop to that roof plus however tall that building was so that's at least 20 feet(total after penetrating the roof) keep that man away from the Smirnoff
« Last Edit: June 18, 2009, 12:38:59 PM by JFOX »
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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 01:48:15 PM »
LOL! That's GOTTA hurt. He probably rolled though.

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Re: Russian Kid - Ultimate Parkour Fail
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2009, 09:59:44 AM »
hope so
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