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Funny pick up lines!
« on: November 06, 2008, 07:46:17 PM »
Well post all your pick up lines here! Weither they be funny, stupid, cheesy (actually maybe not these), or lame.

If possible try not to post any that will be offensive...this may be hard to do because good ones usually are somewhat offensive.

I have a bunch, but lets start slow...actually all of mine seem offensive :P. I'll let someone else start...
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 07:50:58 PM »
Well, if you're looking to get kicked in the nuts immediately, try this one.
"Baby, I'd Tap that like an empty bottle of Ketchup"
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 08:04:23 PM »
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only ten I see  ;);)  (I also have a shirt with this on it, haha)
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 08:09:03 PM »
Alright, i'm going to risk it :P


"You must wash your clothes with Windex, because I can see myself in your pants."

"My future telling magic watch says that you're wearing no panties. No? Damn, it must be an hour fast."

"Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location, into a girls destination, to increase the population, and make a new generation. Do you understand my explanation, or need a demonstration?"

"'Legs' is the word of the day. Let's go home and spread the word."
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 08:24:13 PM »
Alright, i'm going to risk it :P


"You must wash your clothes with Windex, because I can see myself in your pants."

"My future telling magic watch says that you're wearing no panties. No? Damn, it must be an hour fast."

"Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location, into a girls destination, to increase the population, and make a new generation. Do you understand my explanation, or need a demonstration?"

"'Legs' is the word of the day. Let's go home and spread the word."

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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 08:25:41 PM »
Damn Matthew... those crack me up. +1 for making me laugh.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 08:42:05 PM »

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

"Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 09:13:18 PM »
The compendium.

My favorite pick up line:
"If you were fast food, I'd call you McBeautiful."

One of my friends has a great time throwing people off by doing something like this:
"Are you from Tennessee?  Because I really want to initiate coitus with you."

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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 04:39:03 AM »
Are you Jamaican? Cuz you're Jamaican me crazy.

I need some help with my Math, can you help? You see, Math is like sex. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and multiply.


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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2008, 11:42:46 AM »
"i lost my number, can i have yours?"
"i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?"
"your just like a price tag, id check u all anyday"
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2008, 12:09:49 PM »
If you were a booger, I would pick you first. lol

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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2008, 02:23:05 PM »
If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2008, 02:29:00 PM »
If you were a book, I'd check you out, and then renew you.

Casey, that's a good one, haha, as long as they're into Biology.
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2008, 05:05:11 PM »
These are acouple that Ive heard over the years...and some I used..

"Id max that out like a credit card"

"Hey babe nice shoes....Wanna f#ck"

"Hey look I got skills wanna see a backflip/handstand/flag/kong/...Ect"

"Hey girl wanna go for a ride on my yatch"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants"

"Hey girl nice legs... When do they open"

"Hey girl I wanna impreganate that body of yos"

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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2008, 08:52:11 PM »
some may get this and some may not but here goes

"Hey baby can i buy you a fish sandwich?"

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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2008, 01:26:19 PM »
Clean:
"Your dad must be a thief because he stole all the stars and put them into your eyes."

Not so much:
"Don't f*k with me, I f*k back."

"hey, hey, hey, you... we should like, totally just tear off our pants and have sex in the closet"
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2008, 07:06:42 PM »
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
I have 2 hours to live, lets get naked.
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2008, 08:16:49 PM »
I have a feeling I'm going to regret saying these...

Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection!

Are you a Pokemon, becasue I want a Pikachu.  (get it: Pikachu...peek at you...)
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2008, 10:19:37 PM »


Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection!


Short, sweet, and to the point. I like that ;)
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Re: Funny pick up lines!
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2008, 10:53:54 PM »
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