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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 06:49:22 PM »
Holy hell. That looks amazingly delicious and revoltingly disgusting at the same time.


Something tells me it wouldn't make a good protein shake substitute though. :D
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 08:04:01 PM »
How are people even allowed to sell that... maybe you need to sign a waiver.
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 09:44:14 PM »
Gross.

This is pretty bad too (and probably not as tasty): Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 07:49:50 AM »
I think I just vomited a little...

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 08:20:07 AM »
Why anyone would buy one is beyond me, but you have to hand it to Baskin Robins.  It is truly hard to put 2000 calories into one drink. Kudos.

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 09:12:40 AM »
haha, I just want you all to know, an office full of dietitians just had a group conniption fit over this!  The scary thing is that I really have seen patients who would just be getting warmed up with either one of these items...
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 09:19:16 AM »
OH MY GOD

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 10:02:52 AM »
Who would put such garbage into their bodies?
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 10:04:42 AM »
I think you have to look at extreme cases in a similar manner to other forms of substance abuse.
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2008, 10:04:58 AM »
Who would put such garbage into their bodies?

A lot of people.

I found this on a non-fitness related forum..  After the original post, about eight people went and bought one.
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2008, 10:45:33 AM »
"Variations may occur due to seasonal conditions"

What???
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2008, 12:25:23 PM »
that is so gross hahaha

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2008, 02:04:23 PM »
 :o

When I first read it I thought it said "HeaLth shake" and I was boggled. But holy crap: 320% of your daily recommended saturated fat?!?!?!? How can that even be legal?

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2008, 02:19:24 PM »
:o

When I first read it I thought it said "HeaLth shake" and I was boggled. But holy crap: 320% of your daily recommended saturated fat?!?!?!? How can that even be legal?

:: shudder ::

It's legal because of freaks of nature who can have 4 of them a day and stay underweight...

While the rest of the public gets diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, vulnerable plaque, circulatory problems, liver problems, digestive inflammation...etc etc... :P


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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2008, 03:52:09 PM »
I have to drink one of those. Just one, and then I'll probably be almost as over it as I'm over Krispy Kreme. It's so fascinating to me, in a sort of morbid way. Of course, the rest of my consumption that day (week?) would have to be pure lean protein, but consuming such a monstrosity might be worth it.
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2008, 04:15:12 PM »
im going to say that tomorrow im going to drink 1. theres a baskin robins near my house...but im def not gonna have breakfast or dinner...or the day after haha

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2008, 04:23:18 PM »
Maybe if you nursed it over the course of, y'know, a week or so.
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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2008, 05:19:26 PM »
Yeah, no way I could swallow that in one sitting.

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Re: How to get a full day's worth of food in one sitting.
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2008, 09:32:40 AM »
Hmm, considering that I've completed the deadly dozen from kirspy creme in one sitting. That shake looks so tempting right about now.



It's legal because of freaks of nature who can have 4 of them a day and stay underweight...

I just so happen to be in that group, its wonderful.  ;D
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