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Offline Johnny Boy

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Jack Bauer
« on: March 08, 2006, 05:01:06 PM »
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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 05:13:29 PM »
That will sure make you sleep well
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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 05:34:28 PM »
Is that supposed to be like the chuck norris fact things? Chuck norris is the shizznat

And in regrads to Jack Baurer if hes so high and mighty, Then why couldn't he save Edgar!!???

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 05:38:21 PM »
Edgar looked at him wrong once.

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 07:07:09 PM »
Chuck Norris could kill Bauer. I mean it's Chuck Norris.

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2006, 07:15:46 PM »
Last season on 24 they didnt shoot down that nuclear weapon, chuck norris just jumped real high and punched it out of the sky

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2006, 06:10:35 AM »
Last season on 24 they didnt shoot down that nuclear weapon, chuck norris just jumped real high and punched it out of the sky

I thought he gave it a roundhouse kick :P

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2006, 12:33:35 PM »
Both of you are wrong the nuclear weapon WAS chuck norris. And they didn't shoot him down he went to go get laid.  :P

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2006, 02:32:56 PM »
Who would win in a fact Chuck Norris Or Macgyver.... The answer comming soon

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2006, 07:58:52 PM »
Richard Dean Anderson is my hero! :D  I mean with Stargate and Macgyver how can you go wrong, Chuck Norris is so overrated ;)
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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 04:08:39 AM »
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

those are the one that made my stomach hurt...........lmao cool click for that one, nice find! ;D

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2006, 08:53:42 AM »
If anyone can reach to the back of their mind and remember the old SNL "Bill Brasky" sketches, youll realize that Bill Brasky was the originator of those rediculous statements.

"Bill Brasky is a 10 foot monster that bathes in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!"

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2006, 09:25:36 AM »
We could keep tracing it back forever, for instance, Braveheart:

"If [William Wallace] were here he would smite the british with lightning bolts from his eyes and fireballs from his arse"

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2006, 09:27:31 AM »
Hahahahaha, oh william wallace... that rascle, and his freedom based shannigans...ahhh, boys will be boys

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Re: Jack Bauer
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2018, 10:45:39 PM »
The first part is too difficult to make out (although the second syllable is ka). The second part reads u ku moto ka. I'm unsure as to the meaning of this. moto means book or origin. play run 3 game for free

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Re: Jack Bauer
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Re: Jack Bauer
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Re: Jack Bauer
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