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New Forum "Ranks"
« on: May 21, 2008, 05:58:06 AM »
This will hopefully keep people from starting 17 threads about something that is totally inane and senseless and done entirely for fun.

Next Up: Monkeys!

Colobus Monkeys have no thumbs - can you say "Monkey Noob"

from there there is no real "order - even colobus are very adequate climbers.

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 06:20:14 AM »
yay for monkeys  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 06:28:38 AM »

YES - the more you post, the better you become at parkour - trust me, it will work.


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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 06:42:54 AM »
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YES - the more you post, the better you become at parkour - trust me, it will work.
Sweet! I am going to write a program that finds topics in old threads and creates new threads about the same things over and over.  It will be able to run 24/7 and my parkour ability will skyrocket.

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 07:28:22 AM »
Wooot monKeys
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 07:50:19 AM »
Nice Mark!
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 08:39:29 AM »
I think in celebration of bunnies, we should have bunny ranks. I completely object your decision on the current ranks.  :-Sarcasm
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 09:42:58 AM »
CIVIL WAR : I'm with Bunnies

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 10:38:50 AM »
Long live teh rabbits [Lagomorpha Leporidae]!

The top rank should be 'Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog' [from Monty Python] or 'Easter Bunny'

Middle could be 'Bugs Bunny'

Another middle could be 'Peter Rabbit'

Bottom rank could be 'Playboy Bunny'
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 10:45:41 AM »
I'm with the bunny idea :)
they're very ferocious lol

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 10:49:50 AM »
I think in celebration of bunnies, we should have bunny ranks. I completely object your decision on the current ranks.  :-Sarcasm

Yes! Bunnies. Look at his avatar. It's so damn cute!
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 12:00:39 PM »
LONG LIVE THE EASTER BUNNY

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             In suspiratoreum, lepus inre sanctum.
             Hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine. *chants*

but seriously monkeys rule.
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 12:09:45 PM »
Nope all bunnies are about is making Sweet bunny love by multiplying, Monkeys are symbolic for Parkour!
But for the monkey ranks it shud be

Pygmy Marmaset
Spider Monkey
Mandrill
Orangutan
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 12:17:21 PM »
i luv it
i didn't quite understand the point of the coffee ranks
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 12:20:06 PM »
Wait what do you love my Monkey sheet?
or....?
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2008, 05:40:59 PM »
lol. I hate coffee anyways. Monkeys are better. :-Sarcasm

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 05:54:37 PM »
I'm so glad I found this thread I had no idea what the hell a Mandrill was.. lol

Bunnies ftw!

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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 05:55:57 PM »
Dus any1 like my suggestion?
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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 06:52:04 PM »
I'm with Leon and Sat, Bunnies!!!


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Re: New Forum "Ranks"
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 07:33:43 PM »
Bears!

Rankings:

Sun Bear
Brown Bear
Black Bear
Panda Bear
Grizzly Bear

I think its brilliant
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